WHITTIER, Iowa (AP) — Commuters say a wild turkey nicknamed Jake is causing a daily traffic hold up in this eastern Iowa city.

Jake stations himself next to the road, ready to run off any vehicle that slows down for a better look, said Melissa Davidson, who lives nearby.

"He's out here every morning," she said. "People get out of their cars to shoo him off the road, and he just circles the cars. It's really funny to watch. He's not afraid of people."

story (http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2004-11-16-car-chasing-turkey_x.htm)

Someone get the baster and preheat the oven.

:: gets rifle ::

I'll make the stuffin!!

Someone get the baster and preheat the oven.

:: gets rifle ::

I'll make the stuffin!!

Ah, methinks ya MIGHT wanna RECONSIDER those plans....'cause the bloke just MIGHT be defending himself against the Thanksgiving carnivores out there.....and even AVENGING his brethern, all the while chanting, like a mantra, the PETER FINCH quote from "NETWORK"...

I'M MAD AS HELL.....AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!