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My daughter has a crush on NJR. She's always telling me she's going to steal him away from me. So this morning, she says to me:

Daughter: Mommy, you're his right hand woman.

Mom: Oh really???

Daughter: Yes *dreamy expression crosses her face* And I'm his bride.

She also informed me that the former object of her affections, Paul McCartney, is now her "ex boyfriend."

She's 7. I'm in a lot of trouble in 5 years :|


So what things have your kids said that made you speechless???

LOL.

My boy sometimes just runs up to me, or my wife, or grandparents, hugs me, kisses me, and just says "I love you daddy". It's nice.

My girl sometimes just blows me away at some of the complex words she is using.
I can't think of any specifics at this moment but now I'll have a place to put them down in so I don't forget them.

They do say some amazing things...

One of my sons, at age 7, announced to my ex-husband's family "my daddy had a dog named Penis when he was a boy"......of course the whole Catholic clan turned to stare at us, not a whisper could be heard.....no one laughed, just stares. The dog was named "Peanuts"....he misunderstood. :mad:

One of my sons, at age 7, announced to my ex-husband's family "my daddy had a dog named Penis when he was a boy"......of course the whole Catholic clan turned to stare at us, not a whisper could be heard.....no one laughed, just stares. The dog was named "Peanuts"....he misunderstood. :mad:
Hehe, that reminds me of that joke about a guy who had a dog named Sex :D.

Oh, thought of another thing my daughter said over the summer.

She was learning how to ride her bike with no training wheels. She fell off, hitting her groin area on the way down. There was a group of kids & adults from the neighborhood watching her. She stands up & SCREAMS "Mommy! I hit my penis!"



Needless to say, we had a long talk that night...

My nephew likes to say bad words :|

he likes to call his Aunt Chris a dumbass and a f'ing bitch and he likes to say wtf

My nephew likes to say bad words :|

he likes to call his Aunt Chris a dumbass and a f'ing bitch and he likes to say wtf
my little cousin does that. called this waitress a "stupid mother ****er" once... i just about pissed my pants i was laughing so hard. :p

My nephew likes to say bad words :|

he likes to call his Aunt Chris a dumbass and a f'ing bitch and he likes to say wtf


My kids went through that. I remember last year, my son came home really upset with his teacher & called her a bitch. He got in trouble for that one :eek:

My little cousin turned 7 not to long ago. For school, she was supposed to make a little diary. These are the kind of things it said about people at her school;
Sarah is a snob. I am not.
Christi breaths through her mouth. I do not.
Jenny gangs up on people. I do not (only sometimes).
Noah sometimes dosent wear underwear. I do.
How does she know that little boy dosent wear underwear? O.o

So what things have your kids said that made you speechless???

I was babysitting, and we were watching Hocus Pocus, in the movie is a scene where the little girl says... "my brother lit the candle, and he's a VIRGIN...." and Zoe who was 7 or 8-ish at the time turns to me and asks, "What's a virgin?"
I said, "someone who hasnt had sex" before even thinking about what i was saying. (just being true and to the point the way i tend to be)

Zoe then asks, "What are sex?"

I start laughing, and I see her older sister, who was about 10, just bring her hand to her brow, and start shaking her head slowly, saying, "shut up zoe, just shut up." I was stunned, I'm just the babysitter.... what the heck did i get myself into?! [it was funny too, not knowing that sex is an IS and not an ARE. ;)]

My 3 year old son thinks that anytime it's sunny outside, then it's Sunday......The other day it was really sunny outside so he asks me "Is it Sunday Mama?" and I told him "No Dylan, it's Friday", then he gave me this weird look and says " No it's not, look it's sunny outside. it's Sunday!"...... Another thing he does is use big words, like when he's thirsty he'll say "I'm dehydrated Mama"...It's just too cute.

Lily

My daughter's gotten over her crush on NJR. He's "too old for her".

A few years ago, I walked into my room & found my daughter nearly in tears. I asked her what was wrong, and she looks at me, holds up one of my bras, and says "I don't have boobs!"

So today, my daughter (who's now 9) asks me what "feminine products are".

I explained what they're for, and I explained the menstrul cycle & what it means.

She sighs, rolls her eyes & says "Oh great. Just what I need."

Alexander is still in the body/facial language stage.

However- my ex BF's lil sister (there were 10 yrs between them so she was about 11 when we dated)- asked me what an orgasm was! All I could think was "why me?"

My little girl is only 13 months, so the vocabulary is still limited. However last night, we went to Wal-Mart and I walked to her by the baby diapers. She proceeds to point at the baby picture on EVERY diaper box/bag on the shelves. She kept pointing and saying "Baby" over and over again. I couldn't stop laughing and everyone that walked by thought she was so cute.

And yes I know this thread is old.

My daughter's two and a half. Like every parent I have a whole list of cute quotes, but right now this one's my favorite. One day this summer we were sitting in the upstairs hallway, and could see all the dust motes in a shaft of sunlight coming in through the window. Amy was holding her hand out, obviously intrigued. I asked if she was trying to catch the sunlight. She thought that was a pretty cool idea, and for a week or so she'd repeat the phrase. Then, one day, she held her hand in the sun for a while, then looked at me and said in a slightly sad voice, "Dropped the sunlight." I don't think I've seen her do it since.

Yesterday was ridiculously warm for January in New England, so I decided to take advantage and asked Amy if she wanted to go outside (meaning the back yard). She agreed enthusiastically, so we did the whole shoes-and-socks-and-jacket routine and headed out. By the door were some flowerpots and such that were filled with leaves and rainwater. Amy stopped, looked for a moment, and then pronounced, "Leaves diving."

Another recurring source of amusement is the way Amy uses "tired" to mean "unavailable" (or something similar). It doesn't seem so strange when we try to encourage her to play or read with Mommy once in a while and she says "Daddy tired" in that very disappointed/accusatory way. It's a little funnier when we tell her we're not going to play with the computer (or other inanimate object) right now and she comes out with "Computer tired." That's usually good for at least two or three chuckles a day.

When my niece was 6 or 7, she was explaining to my mother what her own life would be like when she was a grownup. She informed her that, "I am going to be a veterinarian, and I am going to marry a famous horse trainer, and I am going to have 3 children, one boy and two girls. She paused for a moment, and then she told her grandmother, "But you will be dead then."