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w00t!

Can we talk about birth control in this thread?

then dont have sex. its a 100% effective method to prevent unwanted parenthood. this in itself is a form of birth control.

everything else aside from cutting your balls off isnt a surefire method.

Can we talk about birth control in this thread?
Perhaps this would be a more appropriate place for your abortion anecdotes thread.:|
then dont have sex.
Yeah, that's not going to happen.

its a 100% effective method to prevent unwanted parenthood. this in itself is a form of birth control.
It's also 100% never going to happen.

everything else aside from cutting your balls off isnt a surefire method.
Where can I find out more information on this procedure?

then dont have sex. its a 100% effective method to prevent unwanted parenthood. this in itself is a form of birth control.
The virgin mary would disagree with you.

The virgin mary would disagree with you.

i'm not really concerned if a fairy tale character is going to disagree with me or not.

Ok, then rape is a way girls could get pregnant apart from consentual sex.

Where can I find out more information on this procedure?

Advancing age gelds a man without hope, or reprieve. That used to be the truth anyway, but we have Viagra now, (and all those wonderful herbal male performance supplements), so never mind.

Pick a good looking mate.


Your chances of cute kids might improve. :|

Pick a good looking mate.


Your chances of cute kids might improve. :|
Also, your chances of actually getting laid (and risking a child) is lowered.

I don't want kids either. Fortunately for me, neither does my wife. :w00t:

We just don't want the responsibility. We like being able to do what we want when we want, without having to worry about bringing any kids along. We can take vacations anywhere with minimal packing, go away for long weekends, and spoil ourselves.

working in costco makes me want to have a baby. for some reason, those people have the most adorable kids

working in costco makes me want to have a baby. for some reason, those people have the most adorable kids

Those people do have the cutest freakin' kids I have seen! It must be something about that store, because they are a heck of a lot cuter than the kids you see at regular grocery stores :)

working in costco makes me want to have a baby. for some reason, those people have the most adorable kids

everytime i babysit, its reaffirms that i do NOT want to have kids yet. (even on the best days, its just so tiring) My mom used to say that she was gonna make me quit babysitting if i kept saying that i didnt want kids after coming home from work. :)

So not ready for kids, too many things i want to do that would be selfish or unsafe with kids around.

everytime i babysit, its reaffirms that i do NOT want to have kids yet. (even on the best days, its just so tiring) My mom used to say that she was gonna make me quit babysitting if i kept saying that i didnt want kids after coming home from work. :)

So not ready for kids, too many things i want to do that would be selfish or unsafe with kids around.
i don't want to actualy have to take care of a baby. i just want something that's cute and i can show off :|

ever since i worked in a preschool i said, i was just gonna adopt a kid when she or he was already 3 or 4 years old. :)

i don't want to actualy have to take care of a baby. i just want something that's cute and i can show off :|

Get a dog. :|
Or a trophy husband...:D

Get a dog. :|
Or a trophy husband...:D
You may as well get a dog... They're easier to train :p

hey this is a quick question
can you get pregnant from unprotected sex that lasted like 2 minutes max and he didnt ejaculate?

First post!

w00t!

I'd rather welcome the apocalypse than see you as a father.

kisses!
XOXO
ARACARAD

I'd rather welcome the apocalypse than see you as a father.

kisses!
XOXO
ARACARAD


Marry me! Do eet!

Miss misery is right. Unrep shouldn't reproduce. Is that what we'll discuss in this thread? :hmm: anyone disagree?

you all just fear that his babies will be incredibly tall, take over the world, and have you all eaten by wolves

First post!

w00t!

You need to get over this 'no children' attitude of yours. Children, as I'm sure you've heard, are our future! That, and I've been selling the future rights to your sperm production on Ebay for the past few months.

The rule of thumb would be to never have kids until you are ready.....but sometimes life does it's own thing. When the time comes...you'll be fine...even if they ARE very tall and aggressive!

Hey kids aren't all that bad...

nah kids are easy.
You just clean them when they poop and teach them to hate the things you hate.

hey this is a quick question
can you get pregnant from unprotected sex that lasted like 2 minutes max and he didnt ejaculate?

YES you can! Be careful!

my wife is pregnant- it was an 'accident'. I am mentally being torn apart, as I never wanted to have a child. My mother is in her fifth marriage and my father is a very distant and secretive closet homosexual. I did not enjoy my childhood. But that's likely irrelavent I think. I just do not like parents, and never wanted to be one.

I have been very confused since learning of this child who is on the way, and am trying my best to act excited like a good, normal person. But deep inside, the thought makes me sick. Angry even. I have become very temperamental since this news, even thinking to myself and saying to my wife that I already hate this child. She concurs that this is way to early, she didn't even weant one for years and her emotions are mixed, but nothing like mine are. I do not want him. Nevertheless, it is staying and it is something that I will deal with. I want nothing more than to have this to have never happened. I am no longer interested in sex, freinds, my wife's campanionship, family, or anything for that matter. My ambition and happiness have left me. Death seems like a great thing for me to experience now. I hope someone has felt this way and made it through- because I can say with all sincerity that I truly despise this child.

Get help.

my wife is pregnant- it was an 'accident'. I am mentally being torn apart, as I never wanted to have a child. My mother is in her fifth marriage and my father is a very distant and secretive closet homosexual. I did not enjoy my childhood. But that's likely irrelavent I think. I just do not like parents, and never wanted to be one.

I have been very confused since learning of this child who is on the way, and am trying my best to act excited like a good, normal person. But deep inside, the thought makes me sick. Angry even. I have become very temperamental since this news, even thinking to myself and saying to my wife that I already hate this child. She concurs that this is way to early, she didn't even weant one for years and her emotions are mixed, but nothing like mine are. I do not want him. Nevertheless, it is staying and it is something that I will deal with. I want nothing more than to have this to have never happened. I am no longer interested in sex, freinds, my wife's campanionship, family, or anything for that matter. My ambition and happiness have left me. Death seems like a great thing for me to experience now. I hope someone has felt this way and made it through- because I can say with all sincerity that I truly despise this child.

dude... what Myst said. Get help. :nonono:

Life goes on. You want to kill yourself because your wife got knocked up? Real mature. :nice: It sounds like to me you'd make a really ****ty father. Abortion or adoption would be a much more humane alternative then having this kid. No child deserves to be dispised even before birth. I find it sick that you feel this way about YOUR child.

nah kids are easy.
You just clean them when they poop and teach them to hate the things you hate.

:rofl:

no, I'll be a great father. I just don't want to be one.

It's a personal issue. I hate my parents- have hated anything parental or, to some extent, authoritive, since I was old enough to understand.

Obviously, you guys just don't get it either. I should have suspected a few stupid parents might respond. This child will be loved, I just need to cope and understand. I suppose time is my only friend.

Your advice sucked and 'getting help', well, I tried to doithat once with a shrink, who deserves to burn in hell, b/c he was not an understanding person. Swallow some pills- if they don't work, my patient is a liar! Or maybe his fat Beamer was his motivation. I dunno. It was all I could do not to kill him after what he tried with me-what a cocky arrogant **** he was.

Time- you people know that is it- once the kid is here, he'll be my ultimate treasure- I was just hoping someone sould help me deal with the moments before.

Wrong place.

Later, losers.

No more Southern Baptist, please. I grew up SB, and they're all going to hell.

no, I'll be a great father. I just don't want to be one.

It's a personal issue. I hate my parents- have hated anything parental or, to some extent, authoritive, since I was old enough to understand.

Obviously, you guys just don't get it either. I should have suspected a few stupid parents might respond. This child will be loved, I just need to cope and understand. I suppose time is my only friend.

Your advice sucked and 'getting help', well, I tried to doithat once with a shrink, who deserves to burn in hell, b/c he was not an understanding person. Swallow some pills- if they don't work, my patient is a liar! Or maybe his fat Beamer was his motivation. I dunno. It was all I could do not to kill him after what he tried with me-what a cocky arrogant **** he was.

Time- you people know that is it- once the kid is here, he'll be my ultimate treasure- I was just hoping someone sould help me deal with the moments before.

Wrong place.

Later, losers.



If you never wanted kids, why didn't you get a vasectomy?

And sorry, Bub - an anonymous message board on the internets are not the appropriate place to seek help for major Real Life Issues. Free advice is worth exactly what you paid for it.

No more Southern Baptist, please. I grew up SB, and they're all going to hell.


Not that is seems that you have the most well thought out posts in general, but upon what do you base THIS absurd assertation?




Seriously, if you never planned on 'burdening' yourself with the status of father, why didn't you get the snip as soon as you'd decided this?

my wife is pregnant- it was an 'accident'. I am mentally being torn apart, as I never wanted to have a child. My mother is in her fifth marriage and my father is a very distant and secretive closet homosexual. I did not enjoy my childhood. But that's likely irrelavent I think. I just do not like parents, and never wanted to be one.

I have been very confused since learning of this child who is on the way, and am trying my best to act excited like a good, normal person. But deep inside, the thought makes me sick. Angry even. I have become very temperamental since this news, even thinking to myself and saying to my wife that I already hate this child. She concurs that this is way to early, she didn't even weant one for years and her emotions are mixed, but nothing like mine are. I do not want him. Nevertheless, it is staying and it is something that I will deal with. I want nothing more than to have this to have never happened. I am no longer interested in sex, freinds, my wife's campanionship, family, or anything for that matter. My ambition and happiness have left me. Death seems like a great thing for me to experience now. I hope someone has felt this way and made it through- because I can say with all sincerity that I truly despise this child.

You sound just like my dad did right before I was born. :hmm:

How far along is she? If she doesn't want the child, either, then she could have an abortion, or put the child up for adoption.

If you didn't want a child so bad that you're going to destroy this child's life, though, you should have never had sex.

If you never wanted kids, why didn't you get a vasectomy?
Many people are circumspect about having their genitals sliced open, believe it or don't.

And sorry, Bub - an anonymous message board on the internets are not the appropriate place to seek help for major Real Life Issues. Free advice is worth exactly what you paid for it.
Doesn't that devalue advice from one's parents? :confused:

Then said many people should not whinge when their unsnipped bits result in a pregnancy.

Just sayin'.

IMO, only if they failed to take other precautions.

Many people are circumspect about having their genitals sliced open, believe it or don't.
For pretty much no reason. If you don't want kids, make sure you don't. I'll sure as hell have one if I ever have 2 kids.