Noone is as bored as me. Noone.


:|

I am bored beyond belief.

There is no sport.

Sex seems a drag.

My heart is empty.

I feel numbness in my legs.

Teletubbies looks good.

Death sound appealing.

There is no beer in the house.


I cover my head with a pillow and see emptiness and despair.


:|

You sir, are more bored than I :|

But my legs hurt so I win :P

....But my legs hurt so I win :P

Perhaps they need a good rub with some Vaseline Intensive Care with AloeVera Lotion. :|

I met an Australian today and he didn't suck. :nice:

I'll get his number so you can call him for pointers on how not to suck. :mad:

I am bored beyond belief.

There is no sport.

Sex seems a drag.

My heart is empty.

I feel numbness in my legs.

Teletubbies looks good.

Death sound appealing.

There is no beer in the house.


you should have put it into a crescendo list, like this :

I feel numbness in my legs.<-- bearable
There is no sport.
My heart is empty.
Sex seems a drag.
Death sound appealing.
Teletubbies looks good.
There is no beer in the house.<-- undearable

I'll get his number so you can call him for pointers on how not to suck. :mad:
but guys like girls to suck. you silly silly man

you should have put it into a crescendo list, like this :

I feel numbness in my legs.<-- bearable
There is no sport.
My heart is empty.
Sex seems a drag.
Death sound appealing.
Teletubbies looks good.
There is no beer in the house.<-- undearable


Read it the first time as:

There is no bear in the house.<--unbearable.

I like it better that way I think.

typo :/

Am very bored again. So very bored again.

Hello fellow Aussie. I lived in Perth for a while, in Scarborough, Wembley Downs and Floreat.

You know what i HaTE? Eastern staters who bitch about Adelaide or Perth being boring (or in the case of Adelaide murderer filled) without actually knowing the places. I think secession of everything west of the Great Dividing Range might be a good idea and temporalily relieve my bordem.

Hello fellow Aussie. I lived in Perth for a while, in Scarborough, Wembley Downs and Floreat.

You know what i HaTE? Eastern staters who bitch about Adelaide or Perth being boring (or in the case of Adelaide murderer filled) without actually knowing the places. I think secession of everything west of the Great Dividing Range might be a good idea and temporalily relieve my bordem.

:w00t: I have a friend who just moves to Scabs :) Great beach.

Perth is only really boring when you are stuck at home (as I am :p) :) At least when Summer arrives we can be outdoors all the time.

A great pity that housing prices have become absolutely ridiculous, esp. for places near the beach like where I used to live. I don't know how young people buying their first house there or here (i.e. me) will ever be able to afford it.

Is it true that since I was there 1995 (****! I can't believe it's been almost 10 years already) absolutely giant houses have been built all along the coastline?