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Monster
08-19-2004, 02:11 PM
What would you invent?

I wanna have Olympic wave-pool body surfing!

SheGrins
08-19-2004, 02:51 PM
Waterslide races!

Gibson
08-19-2004, 03:15 PM
I'd like to see speedball(paintball) in the olympics, but I wouldn't be inventing it persay. How about calvinball? :)

h2g2Fan
08-19-2004, 03:20 PM
Ski-jump javelin.

While in the air, ski-jumpers throw a javelin. Distance of the javelin is what counts.

Gibson
08-19-2004, 03:24 PM
Ski-jump javelin.

While in the air, ski-jumpers throw a javelin. Distance of the javelin is what counts.
I think ski-jumper skeet shooting is a better idea :|

ĘSiR
08-19-2004, 03:25 PM
Midget Tossing
Equine Water Polo
Pogostick Gymnastics
Spear the Queer (Revamp of the game Smear the Queer... in this version you chuck a javelin at the person carrying the ball)
Grizzly Bear Sumo
Landlocked Cliff Diving
Hiiiiiiiiggghhh Jump (Stoners toke a spliff and see how far they can jump)

ĘSiR
08-19-2004, 03:48 PM
Crocodile Rodeo
Fetus Chucking
Paraplegic Parasailing
Falconry
Running with Scissors Marathon w/ Hurdles

tam
08-19-2004, 03:59 PM
Running with Scissors Marathon w/ Hurdles

that would be much better if it was a Blindfolded marathon with hurdles

ĘSiR
08-19-2004, 04:04 PM
Ooooh Ooooh I got it!

RISK! The Olympic Game.

They convert a Football Stadium into a giant board of RISK... each country has a number of gladiators relative to the population of their country. The game is played exactly like risk, 'cept when you attack a neighboring country a bloody fight to the death begins! Weapons will include spears, swords, staves, and flails. Shields, helmets, and armor completely optional.

O_O

Gibson
08-19-2004, 04:06 PM
Ooooh Ooooh I got it!

RISK! The Olympic Game.

They convert a Football Stadium into a giant board of RISK... each country has a number of gladiators relative to the population of their country. The game is played exactly like risk, 'cept when you attack a neighboring country a bloody fight to the death begins! Weapons will include spears, swords, staves, and flails. Shields, helmets, and armor completely optional.

O_OArmor and weaponry based on the GDP of the country. US has like rocket launchers and isht :nice:

CCC
08-19-2004, 04:40 PM
I think ski-jumper skeet shooting is a better idea :|

Olympic Ski-jumping jousting.

add...
Olympic midget throwing
Olympic break dancing

NJ Refugee
08-19-2004, 04:58 PM
Marathon se><

Von Apfelstrudel
08-19-2004, 05:00 PM
:shrug: I'll just put back Rugby as an olympic sport ...

CCC
08-19-2004, 05:15 PM
How about something for the special olympics?

http://images.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/09-05-03-indiana/KaptainMyke_retard.jpg

JAT
08-20-2004, 04:15 AM
I want to see changing a tire without a jackstand.

Or how about Talladega or Daytona races without a plate? NASCAR can't seem to do it. :hmm:

Criminal
08-20-2004, 04:24 AM
Olympic Beer bonging....

You get 6 beers and have to beer bong them. First one to finish wins. If you puke youre disqualified.

Criminal
08-20-2004, 04:25 AM
On a more serious side, how about Golf?

Gibson
08-20-2004, 04:28 AM
That could work probably :)

Monster
08-20-2004, 05:11 AM
Olympic Hacking! Whoever hacks into the most systems in a time limit wins.

Corporate Avenger
08-20-2004, 06:36 AM
I don't know if you could call it inventing, but a strongman competition should be part of the Olympics over some of the stupid things that are part of them now. It would be a true test of strength, power, and endurance unlike stupid things like "synchronized diving"..

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