Monster
08-19-2004, 02:11 PM
What would you invent?
I wanna have Olympic wave-pool body surfing!
I wanna have Olympic wave-pool body surfing!
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View Full Version : If you could invent an Olympic sport Monster 08-19-2004, 02:11 PM What would you invent? I wanna have Olympic wave-pool body surfing! SheGrins 08-19-2004, 02:51 PM Waterslide races! Gibson 08-19-2004, 03:15 PM I'd like to see speedball(paintball) in the olympics, but I wouldn't be inventing it persay. How about calvinball? :) h2g2Fan 08-19-2004, 03:20 PM Ski-jump javelin. While in the air, ski-jumpers throw a javelin. Distance of the javelin is what counts. Gibson 08-19-2004, 03:24 PM Ski-jump javelin. While in the air, ski-jumpers throw a javelin. Distance of the javelin is what counts. I think ski-jumper skeet shooting is a better idea :| ĘSiR 08-19-2004, 03:25 PM Midget Tossing Equine Water Polo Pogostick Gymnastics Spear the Queer (Revamp of the game Smear the Queer... in this version you chuck a javelin at the person carrying the ball) Grizzly Bear Sumo Landlocked Cliff Diving Hiiiiiiiiggghhh Jump (Stoners toke a spliff and see how far they can jump) ĘSiR 08-19-2004, 03:48 PM Crocodile Rodeo Fetus Chucking Paraplegic Parasailing Falconry Running with Scissors Marathon w/ Hurdles tam 08-19-2004, 03:59 PM Running with Scissors Marathon w/ Hurdles that would be much better if it was a Blindfolded marathon with hurdles ĘSiR 08-19-2004, 04:04 PM Ooooh Ooooh I got it! RISK! The Olympic Game. They convert a Football Stadium into a giant board of RISK... each country has a number of gladiators relative to the population of their country. The game is played exactly like risk, 'cept when you attack a neighboring country a bloody fight to the death begins! Weapons will include spears, swords, staves, and flails. Shields, helmets, and armor completely optional. O_O Gibson 08-19-2004, 04:06 PM Ooooh Ooooh I got it! RISK! The Olympic Game. They convert a Football Stadium into a giant board of RISK... each country has a number of gladiators relative to the population of their country. The game is played exactly like risk, 'cept when you attack a neighboring country a bloody fight to the death begins! Weapons will include spears, swords, staves, and flails. Shields, helmets, and armor completely optional. O_OArmor and weaponry based on the GDP of the country. US has like rocket launchers and isht :nice: CCC 08-19-2004, 04:40 PM I think ski-jumper skeet shooting is a better idea :| Olympic Ski-jumping jousting. add... Olympic midget throwing Olympic break dancing NJ Refugee 08-19-2004, 04:58 PM Marathon se>< Von Apfelstrudel 08-19-2004, 05:00 PM :shrug: I'll just put back Rugby as an olympic sport ... CCC 08-19-2004, 05:15 PM How about something for the special olympics? http://images.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/09-05-03-indiana/KaptainMyke_retard.jpg JAT 08-20-2004, 04:15 AM I want to see changing a tire without a jackstand. Or how about Talladega or Daytona races without a plate? NASCAR can't seem to do it. :hmm: Criminal 08-20-2004, 04:24 AM Olympic Beer bonging.... You get 6 beers and have to beer bong them. First one to finish wins. If you puke youre disqualified. Criminal 08-20-2004, 04:25 AM On a more serious side, how about Golf? Gibson 08-20-2004, 04:28 AM That could work probably :) Monster 08-20-2004, 05:11 AM Olympic Hacking! Whoever hacks into the most systems in a time limit wins. Corporate Avenger 08-20-2004, 06:36 AM I don't know if you could call it inventing, but a strongman competition should be part of the Olympics over some of the stupid things that are part of them now. It would be a true test of strength, power, and endurance unlike stupid things like "synchronized diving".. |