Here is a wonderful opportunity to have words credited to you that you never said, just reply in this thread and it will be done!

Go!

I have a fever... And the only cure... is more cowbell!

Seriously, I need more cowbell.

I heard a story one time of a guy getting in a scuba suit and climbing into a porta potty. That guy has got to be crazy. If that was me, I'd bring a feather in there and tickle people's buttholes and then hide so they couldn't see me. It'd probably stink too much though so I would yell something like "Jesus, it smells like **** in here! Literally!" and then people would know I was in there.

Paris Hilton? More like Paris Wh*rebag! I'd still hit it though. I mean, c'mon, she's rich!

I'm all in favor of certain people having their own, you know, lifestyle, but...why did they have to take the word "gay"? It's such a lovely word! They've...they've robbed the English language of a beautiful word. I...they have. I mean, now if I say to one of my friends, or one of my friends asks me, "How is your son or daughter feeling?", and I say "Oh, they're feeling gay"...it's a scandal. I've had to stop using the word altogether. Oh. So they've taken "gay" away from us. What was wrong with "pervert"?

"Cunnilingus"? My grandfather drove one across America. With pride. He bought the first one off the lot in 1923. Oh, but now they're all gone, forgotten - the Cunnilingus, the Rambler. Oh. I suppose "Rambler" means something filthy now too, does it, does it mean something...?

I heard somewhere that a duck's quack doesn't echo. I wonder if it's true. Someone should like throw a bunch of ducks into the grand canyon and then listen really hard to see if they hear an echo. I bet if you through an elephant into the grand canyon it'd be kind of pissed.

There is a word much-loved throughout much of the English-speaking world, a small, lucky word with apparently much more attraction than its humble sound would suggest. The title has been applied to numerous definitions and beings. Objects both alive and inanimate have been blessed with it, from household animals to desktop computers. One movie reference even depicted a person who wanted to give an entire planet the proud name.

That name is Bob .

What do you mean it's time, time for me to
grow up? I don't want any part. It's right
to follow my heart. The new kids ran, ran
out the back door fast, and the bands
that came before they had their noses in
the air. Pretending that they care about
our scene just because our money's
green. I'll tell you stage dives make me
feel more alive than coded messages in
slowed down songs.
Now you're so ashamed, now I'm so
ashamed of you. We believed the same
things. You stand to the side. Rebirth of
hardcore pride. It all came true, too bad
you can't see all the good things that I
see.
Back in, back in the days when I'd wait to
see the old bands play. It didn't seem
like wasted days. I was so sincere, but
now I see more clearly. Music's only
work to them. It's not to me. So I say,
hats off to bands that change. Good
luck, go your own way. Why play for us,
if your heart's not in it? Cause what might
seem dumb to you is pounding in my
heart.
Now you're so ashamed, now you're so
ashamed of you. We believed the same
things. You stand to the side. Rebirth of
hardcore pride. It all came true. Too bad
you can't see. No, you just can't ****ing
see it.
Now you just turn your back. You said I
don't want it anymore. Old friends you
attack. Our pain out of touch. You don't
get it do you? New stage, new ideas.
You don't have to make excuses for us.
Sitting there looking back, I'm scared.
Don't spoil memories of the way things
were.

The old adage that blind people hear better has been proven true by recent research - but there's a catch: it only worlds for people who are blind from birth, or became blind very young in life.* In the first few years of life, the brain is far more resilient and adaptable, and can compensate in a hard-wired manner, for damage or loss.

P.S. Bush sucks! :)

I am sitting in this place in San Pedro, strapped with mortgage payments because my tax accountant says it's a good thing. "Look, man," I told him, "you don't understand writers. This thing is going to kill me." I've got this old desk here and I can step out on this balcony and see the harbor lights. Much trouble here -- fell into the fireplace drunk the other night, really got scalded and tore a few muscle sheaths. My girlfriend put cat medicine on my side ... 2 trips to Europe this year. last one I am sitting in Paris and my French editor says, "you want to go see Sartre?" No, I tell him. I got up and got ****-ass drunk on national French tv before 50 million Frenchmen.

Eat fruit for lunch.

Seriously, I'm not kidding, Bush is one of the worst things that can happen to this country and the world.

Maybe I'll go to the post office, it's a nice day today, I should send someone something....

Blink 182 is the best thing to happen to the music world. Besides Avril Levigne.

:not:

It's like there's a party in my mouth and I don't know what the hell I'm saying!

Aaa

I'm thirsty

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this is a fun thread :D

I love romance too. :|

You make me randy beyond belief!

me too :|

Jed loves bush :| (that's lowercase bush thankyouvermuch)

EVERYBODY loves ol' CCC :eek3:

Golf is a tool of the devil. Play enough holes and he'll own your soul!

Alcohol makes people do dumb things :|

I can't change that Dee, it's too true!

I can't change that Dee, it's too true!

I know :(

Hello there! I am fat mike. I sing in a band called NOFX, if you google fat mike and nofx you will see that I am telling the truth!

Jed is a sexy beast

everything is everything

no it's not

jed you are my role model

I want the Jed

Golf is a tool of the devil. Play enough holes and he'll own your soul!

Can't argue with that now can I?

Truth will out. :nice:

jeds a sexy beast times two!

Jed's too sexy for his shirt, too sexy for his shirt, too sexy.........

I'm just posting here to see how he'll change my words :p

I got lazy, no more changing words. I didn't think anyone would really take me up on this.

:bowrofl:

don't know if it's already in these three pages, but: 'puter instead of computer. :|

U instead of you
werd
etc

wrong thread. :(