Ask me anything...

[Gibson]

I'm gonna pull a Jed here :)

So go ahead, ask Guru Gibson your question.

[Midnight]

What makes you think you're a guru?

[Gibson]

The guru need not bother himself with yon questions. Be gone ye heathen!

[Midnight]

Hah! What a lame guru, can't even answer the questions posed to him! :P

[FallenAngel]

What's your favorite color?

What's your favorite movie?

Ice Cream or Sorbet?

Do you like Snapple?

[Gibson]

Originally posted by FallenAngel
What's your favorite color?

What's your favorite movie?

Ice Cream or Sorbet?

Do you like Snapple?
Green

That's SO damn hard it's not even funny. Some comedy like blazing saddles or something. Maybe LOTR :shrug:

Depends on my Mood :hmm:

Only the Lemonade :|

[FallenAngel]

What’s my favorite color?

Am I weird?

What am I doing right now?

Did you get Eric’s penguin in the mail yet?

Can you tell I’m bored?

Am I annoying you yet? :D

[Gibson]

What’s my favorite color?
green?

Am I weird?
No, you're cool as hell

What am I doing right now?
"Working" :(

Did you get Eric’s penguin in the mail yet?
Penguin???:confused:

Can you tell I’m bored?
Yes, :)

Am I annoying you yet?
Not hardly, I'm bored too :)

[CCC]

Originally posted by FallenAngel
What’s my favorite color?


Any guru would know it's Blue & Purple



Am I weird?


Sure. Non-weird is boring. :D

[CCC]

What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Ponycar_302]

I want to shave my balls. Which is best to use, cream or gel?

[FallenAngel]

Originally posted by Gibson
What’s my favorite color?
green?

You’re wrong


Originally posted by CCC
Any guru would know it's Blue & Purple


You’re right :D


Originally posted by Gibson
No, you're cool as hell

Awwww thanks sweetie :) But like CCC said being non-weird is boring, so peg me as an odd ball :D


Originally posted by Gibson
Did you get Eric’s penguin in the mail yet?
Penguin???:confused:


You’re supposed to play along and say yes :|

[Gibson]

Originally posted by CCC
What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? African or European?


Originally posted by Ponycar_302
I want to shave my balls. Which is best to use, cream or gel?
Nads :|


http://www.youcansave.com/images/nads-header.gif
http://www.youcansave.com/images/leg.gif

[Gibson]

Originally posted by FallenAngel
You're supposed to play along and say yes :|
Oh wait, oh yeah!!
you mean this one?

[FallenAngel]

:lol:

No, but it's still funny

[Gibson]

I deal with penguins every day!










No, really :|

[CCC]

Originally posted by Gibson
What do you mean? African or European?


Huh? I-- I don't know that.
Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!



Nads :|


Good answer, good answer.

[Gibson]

Originally posted by CCC


Huh? I-- I don't know that.
Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!



Good answer, good answer.

[Gibson]

Friendly reminder, since everyone ELSE is doing it today :|

[FallenAngel]

What's your middle name?

What's Justin's middle name?

What's Jed's middle name?

What is one of my quirks?

What is my state of mind at the moment?

[Gibson]

William
Yahntzee
Lepetomane
You're cuh-razy! Which rox :nice:
See line above :|

[FallenAngel]

Yahntzee
Lepetomane


LOL nice middle names :D

Do you have any pets?

What are their names?

[Gibson]

2 cats, and a dog
Wolfie, Tiki, and Barkley

[igofast]

What's Jed's middle name?
I know! I know!

[Gibson]

Bizzle-UMP!
I'm bored :|

[DngrMse]

I forget....is it the blue wire, or red wire you cut first when defusing a bomb?

[Gibson]

the blue wire :)

[DngrMse]

the blue wire :)


******BOOM******

[FallenAngel]

What's your fave thing about me?

[Gibson]

What's your fave thing about me?
to be continued... :)

[Lynx]

Tell me, I am not too "forum bright". Define:
Badger
Owned
And how someone gets kitty points and the others?
Nobody tells me, when I ask. I think that I am invisible, here. : (
Thanks.

[Gibson]

Tell me, I am not too "forum bright". Define:
Badger
Owned
And how someone gets kitty points and the others?
Nobody tells me, when I ask. I think that I am invisible, here. : (
Thanks.
Badger is one of Æsir's alter egos AND it's this http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
Owned means you just got schooled. Or completely obliterated by something. For example if a deer gets hit by a 60mph truck, it just got owned. If someone burns someone with an insult THEY TO are owned. Basically when someone either gets in deep **** or told off.
Kitty points and any other points are just made up things that people make up when you impress them or make them happy. For instance, if you mailed me a pie I may give you 100 gibson tokens or something to that effect. Or if someone does something really cool they may get kitty points, which are the points that Æ gives out. It's all really BS though and don't carry any credence.
That sucks, Well I answered so it's all good :nice:

[FallenAngel]

Did you have a happy thanksgiving? :)

[Gibson]

Did you have a happy thanksgiving? :)
Aside from getting sick....yeah not too bad :)

[Lynx]

Thanks Gibs. : )
I am dually informed, now.
Hey, notice the pic on profile..is that the one you like?
Had to snag it off the net, on a profile, as I lost the orig. (well, it is probably on disc...somewhere).

[Gibson]

no prob, yeah that's the cool one :)

[Gibson]

Bump, for great justice!!!!!

[Spazola]

What's your problem? :mad:











:p

[Gibson]

I have no problem :shrug:

[ÆSiR]

What is with the n00bs that keep coming in here and telling us about what horrible deeds they commited, asking for our honest opinion, and then cry when we tell them the truth.

n00bskank: I slept with my boyfriends, three best friends while his dad videotaped it. I tell him I love him, but he doesn't want to talk to me anymore... what should I do? I need your honest opinions!

ÆSiR: You're a skank hoebag, you should tie a rope around your neck.

n00bskank: YOU DONT UNDerstand! I just made a mistake, havn't you ever made a mistake?

ÆSiR: Make sure that knot is good and tight... excellent, now tie the other end to a train.

[Gibson]

What is with the n00bs that keep coming in here and telling us about what horrible deeds they commited, asking for our honest opinion, and then cry when we tell them the truth.

n00bskank: I slept with my boyfriends, three best friends while his dad videotaped it. I tell him I love him, but he doesn't want to talk to me anymore... what should I do? I need your honest opinions!

ÆSiR: You're a skank hoebag, you should tie a rope around your neck.

n00bskank: YOU DONT UNDerstand! I just made a mistake, havn't you ever made a mistake?

ÆSiR: Make sure that knot is good and tight... excellent, now tie the other end to a train.
They're looking for sympathy. They know what they did is wrong and they're looking for reenforcement of what they've done, not further degradation.

[ÆSiR]

On a scale from 1 to 10 how sympathetic am I? (1 being Hitler towards the Jews, 10 being Paul Newman towards the underprivledged children.)

:|

[Gibson]

2.75 :hmm:

[Terrapin]

2.75 :hmm:
LOL...

[ÆSiR]

Yeah... sympathy is not my strong suit.

2.75 sounds about right...

[Spazola]

2.75 :hmm:
I was gonna say 2 even. :shrug:






:p

[Gibson]

Yeah... sympathy is not my strong suit.

2.75 sounds about right...
That's what I figured. You have a few shreds of human decency in you, so I couldn't give you a 1 :shrug:


I was gonna say 2 even. :shrug:






:p
That'd work too :hmm:

[Gibson]

Boredom Bump

[Keylia]

Why is your location "Cleavage, OH" if you think bewbs are gross and girls are icky?

[No_Brakes]

:lol:

[Gibson]

Why is your location "Cleavage, OH" if you think bewbs are gross and girls are icky?
I like plays on words :shrug:
They're not gross, they're just not topic for conversation is all. Girls aren't so much icky as just cootious. Except for my friends that is.

[Keylia]

If you were going to ask me 5 different questions what would they be?

PS: Do I have cooties?

[skeppy]

The guru need not bother himself with yon questions. Be gone ye heathen!

the person in that pic looks like they have a dingleberry

[Gibson]

If you were going to ask me 5 different questions what would they be?

PS: Do I have cooties?
Yes you have cooties
1)What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
2)Why is pirates of the caribbean THAT good of a movie?
3)Why are you lurking my journal?
4)Why are you my "fan" :|
5)Anything fun over the holiday weekend?

the person in that pic looks like they have a dingleberry
He's a guy, I'd HOPE he'd have dingleberries :eek7:

[Keylia]

Yes you have cooties
Where can I get a cooty shot and/or cooty insurance?


1)What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
To protect the world from devistation, to unite all peoples within our nation, to denouce the evils of truth and love, to extend our reach to the stars above.


2)Why is pirates of the caribbean THAT good of a movie?
I'm no expert on the matter but studies show a correlation between cute guys and monkeys being involved.


3)Why are you lurking my journal?
Gotta keep an eye on my stocks.


4)Why are you my "fan" :|
You've already made me a profit of 2 bucks since I first invested! :D


5)Anything fun over the holiday weekend?
No. :(

[Cd.]

Whats the best way to mix a martini?

A lot of people like mostly gin and just a hint of dry vermoth...

But me, i say why not just drink gin straight if you don't like the taste of vermoth:hmm:

[Gibson]

Where can I get a cooty shot and/or cooty insurance?
Unfortunately none is available. It's a terminable disease and once you've contracted it an insurance agent won't even talk to you :(


To protect the world from devistation, to unite all peoples within our nation, to denouce the evils of truth and love, to extend our reach to the stars above.

Meowth, that's right? :hmm:


I'm no expert on the matter but studies show a correlation between cute guys and monkeys being involved.

Ahh, I thought it was the zombified pirates and pretty girl. Hmm.


Gotta keep an eye on my stocks.

Remember kids, it's always best not to invest!


You've already made me a profit of 2 bucks since I first invested! :D

Have you been betting on me or something? :eek7:


No. :(
Zouch :hmm:


Whats the best way to mix a martini?

A lot of people like mostly gin and just a hint of dry vermoth...

But me, i say why not just drink gin straight if you don't like the taste of vermoth:hmm:
Beefeater and a baby dill pickle. No mix, simply pour heavily chilled gin into a glass and add baby dill pickle.
OR if you're feeling adventurous take a normal martini recipe replace the vermout with grenadine and add cherry :hmm:

[Keylia]

Did you know that the guy on the first page is named Don?

[Gibson]

Who the F is don? :eek7:

[Donnie]

I'm Don but I think that was before my time :D

Q: How did you discover this forum?

[Gibson]

I came over on the landbridge :hmm:
ie-The stangnet migration

[CCC]

The stangnet migration

What is strangnet and what happened over there to cause the migration?