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lilnymph
03-22-2004, 08:52 AM
From :
http://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/Wales-History/Fishguard.htm

The annals of history record the name of Hastings as the site of the last invasion of Britain by French, well Norman, forces in 1066. True, this was the last successful invasion. However, little is reported about the French invasion of Fishguard, which took place in southwest Wales in 1797, nor of the brave resistance offered by "Jemima Fawr" (Jemima the Great), who single-handedly captured twelve of the invading soldiers.

In 1797, Napoleon Bonaparte was busy conquering in central Europe. In his absence the newly formed French revolutionary government, the Directory, appears to have devised a 'cunning plan' that involved the poor country folk of Britain rallying to the support of their French liberators. Obviously the Directory had recently taken delivery of some newly liberated Brandy!

The French invasion force comprising some 1400 troops set sail from Camaret on February 18, 1797. The man entrusted by the Directory to implement their 'cunning plan' was an Irish-American septuagenarian, Colonel William Tate. As Napoleon had apparently reserved the cream of the Republican army for duties elsewhere in Europe, Colonel Tate's force comprised of a ragtag collection of soldiers including many newly released jailbirds. Tate's orders were to land near Bristol, England's second largest city, and destroy it, then to cross over into Wales and march north onto Chester and Liverpool. From the outset however all did not proceed as detailed in the 'cunning plan'. Wind conditions made it impossible for the four French warships to land anywhere near Bristol, so Tate moved to 'cunning plan' B, and set a course for Cardigan Bay in southwest Wales.



On Wednesday, February 22, the French warships sailed into Fishguard Bay, to be greeted by canon fire from the local fort. Unbeknown to the French the cannon was being fired as an alarm to the local townsfolk, nervously the ships withdrew and sailed on until they reached a small sandy beach near the village of Llanwnda. Men, arms and gunpowder were unloaded and by 2 am on the morning of Thursday, February 23rd, the last invasion of Britain was completed. The ships returned to France with a special despatch being sent to the Directory in Paris informing them of the successful landing.

The French invasion force upon landing appear to have run out of enthusiasm for the 'cunning plan', perhaps a result of those years of prison rations, they seem to have been more interested in the rich food and wine the locals had recently removed from a grounded Portuguese ship. After a looting spree, many of the invaders were too drunk to fight and within two days, the invasion had collapsed, and Tate's force surrendered to a local militia force led by Lord Cawdor on February 25th, 1797.

Strange that the surrender agreement drawn up by Tate's officers referred to the British coming at them "with troops of the line to the number of several thousand." No such troops were anywhere near Fishguard, however, hundreds, perhaps thousands of local Welsh women dressed in their traditional scarlet tunics and tall black felt hats had come to witness any fighting between the French and the local men of the militia. Is it possible that at a distance, and after a glass or two, those women could have been mistaken for British army Redcoats?

During their two days on British soil the French soldiers must have shaken in their boots at mention of name of "Jemima Fawr" (Jemima the Great). The 47-year-old Jemima Nicholas was the wife of a Fishguard cobbler. When she heard of the invasion, she marched out to Llanwnda, pitchfork in hand and rounded up 12 Frenchmen. She brought them into town and promptly left to look for some more. - Men of Harlech meet your match!

suicidalmarchingband
03-22-2004, 09:16 AM
Oh...this forum is getting ever more nationalistic: just wait till I start posting about 800 years of oppression at the hands of perfidious Albion. ;) - har har

Good story.

Napoleon more or less made modern Europe...one wonders how different Britain may have been if something like this had ever come off.

SpabSFW
03-22-2004, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by suicidalmarchingband
Oh...this forum is getting ever more nationalistic: just wait till I start posting about 800 years of oppression at the hands of perfidious Albion. ;) - har har

Good story.

Napoleon more or less made modern Europe...one wonders how different Britain may have been if something like this had ever come off.

LOL

You meanie, you made me look up 'Albion'. :mad:

Albion
Encyclopædia Britannica Article

"the earliest-known name for the island of Britain. It was used by ancient Greek geographers from the 4th century BC and even earlier, who distinguished “Albion” from Ierne (Ireland) and from smaller members of the British Isles. The Greeks and Romans probably received the name from the Gauls or the Celts. The name Albion has been translated as “white land”; and the Romans explained…"

First time I've heard that term. :)

suicidalmarchingband
03-22-2004, 07:19 PM
"Perfidious Albion" is a bit of a cliche...it probably comes from one of those 19th century nationalist tunes...but to be honest I can't remember which and I'm kind of pissed at the moment...

but a SF woman must learn to say "perfidious Albion" and "800 years of oppression" with great fluency...

SpabSFW
03-22-2004, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by suicidalmarchingband
"Perfidious Albion" is a bit of a cliche...it probably comes from one of those 19th century nationalist tunes...but to be honest I can't remember which and I'm kind of pissed at the moment...

but a SF woman must learn to say "perfidious Albion" and "800 years of oppression" with great fluency...

;) You remain unfailingly helpful~

'perfidious Albion' does roll rather nicely off the tongue. :)

lilnymph
03-23-2004, 03:28 AM
Perhaps I should dig up some more info on the Irish raiders who used to raid the coast of Britain, burn villages and take slaves ;)

Maybe England would have been a bit more friendly to Ireland a few centuries later if Our relationship hadn't started off like that ;)

hugs

lilnymph

Chris
03-23-2004, 03:51 AM
Originally posted by SpabSFW


;) You remain unfailingly helpful~

'perfidious Albion' does roll rather nicely off the tongue. :)

LOL, I'm shocked that you've never heard it before. Hell, I've even used it in a post here.

Napoleon used the phrase,

Chris
03-23-2004, 06:16 AM
:) This reminds me of a classic song:


Wir haben sie lange getragen,
Die Schande den Schmach und den Hohn,
Die Ketten die sie uns geschlagen,
Das neidische Albion.

| : Nun führt uns ein Führer
Zum Sieg übers Meer;
Wir zerreißen das schändliche Band.
Leb' wohl kleines Mädel
Und wein' nicht so sehr,
Wir ziehen nach Engeland. : |

Wir kämpfen und werden sie schlagen,
Bis ihr morsches Weltreich zerbricht.
Wir haben es lange getragen,
Nun halten wir furchtbar Gericht.
| : Nun führt uns ein Führer
Zum Sieg . . . : |

Die blut'gen Piraten der Meere,
Wir sehen sie untergeh'n,
Und herrlich in Freiheit und Ehre,
Das ewige Deutschland erstehn.

| : Und führt dann der Führer
Sein siegreiches Heer
Zurück ins befriedete Land,
Dann freu dich mein Mädel
Und weine nicht sehr,
Denn frei ist das Vaterland. : |

SpabSFW
03-23-2004, 03:41 PM
I thought "Stairway to Heaven" was a classic song. :o

I must have missed your previous reference to perfidious Albion, Chris. I miss all the good stuff. :mad:

suicidalmarchingband
03-23-2004, 06:13 PM
Gee, I dunno kriz, fascizt folk songs really don't do it for me.

It just strikes me as so sad and talentless which is a pretty much characteristic of all Nazi art.

But don't despair, here's a better song on the same theme:

WHO MAKES THE NAZIS?

Who makes the nazis? / Who makes the nazis? / I'll tell ya who makes the nazis / All the Os / Wino / Spermo / 29 year o’ld / Arse-licking hate [....] old / Who makes the Nazis? / Bad Tele-V / Who makes the Nazis? / Balding smug ******s / Intellectual half-wits / All the Os / Who makes the Nazis? / The Nazis are long horn / Long horn breed / Long horn--Long horn breed / Long horns--Long horn breed / Who makes the Nazis? / Remember when I used to follow you home from school babe? / Before I got picked up for paedophelia / Who makes the Nazis? / Motels like three split-level mirages / Who makes the Nazis? / Buffalo lips on toast, smiling / Who makes the Nazis? / I put a finger on the weird. / This was real Irish know. / And the Irish really know Joe / The Irish really know / Joe was then good as gold / And told of the rapists in the Spa Motel. / The real mould. / Who makes the Nazis? / Benny's cob-web eyes! / Who makes the Nazis? / Bad-bias TV / Arena badges / Communists / Sociologist Wankers / Who makes the Nazis? / The Nazi Industry Going Nowadays / So Who needs the Nazis? / BBC, George Orwell, Burmese police / I never trusted his photograph / So Who Makes the f*cking Nazis? / Who Needs the Nazis? / Long horn--Long horn breed / Long horns--Long horn breed / Who makes the Nazis? / (Rest rooms) / Black burnt flesh / Hark hark / Crack unit species / Who makes the Nazis? / (All the O's cross country) / Who needs the Nazis / The poly-auk-racy that’s who / Who makes the Nazis? / [Man] super shag-artists / Who makes the Nazis? / Bad-bias Tele-V / You mind tellin me? / Here's a word from Bobby / When you're out of rocks, just give them real soul / Hates not your enemy, / love's your enemy / Murder all bush monkeys / Long horn, Long horn breed / Who makes the Nazis? / Who makes the Nazis? / Bad-bias TV / Real mould / Real Irish know, Joe. / Who makes the Nazis? / Irish Scottish / Winos / Spermos / All the Creeps You know / Who Makes the Nazis / Intellectual half-wits / Long horn--Long horn breed / Long horn--Long horn breed / Long horn--Long horn breed / Who makes the Nazis?

lilnymph
03-24-2004, 04:01 AM
Excuse me, Could you please take your Germanness off my post insulting... I mean celebrating the brains, planning and execution of this French and Irish Campaign :p

hugs

lilnymph

suicidalmarchingband
03-24-2004, 05:58 PM
Lol, sorry lilnymph...
Keep the insults flying...

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