a drunk man walks into a bar. he sees a huge pot of money. he asks the bartendar how to win it the bartendar says you have to drink this bottle of tequila. he says no thanks and leaves . comes backfive minutes later and says ok wheres the bottle. drinks it and says can i have my money now the bartendar says you have to do one more thing you have to pull the dogs rotten tooth and bang the old woman the man says where are they the bartendar says in the courtyard, he says ok, he leaves, the bartendar hears a dog yapping and then the man comes in saying ok where is the old lady with the rotten tooth
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:barf: :nonono:

worst. telling. of. a. joke. ever.

Guy walks into a bar and says....no wait no wait first he sees all this money and he's like how do I win that.....well first he talks to the bartneder about some type of contest to win this money I think. Then he says how do I win it. The bar tender says I just old you about the contest jackass. The guy's like oh yeah! I want to win but I am not interested. So he leaves. Then he remembers he could really use the money so he goes back and says gimme the bottle. So he drinks it. And is like Yeah I won gimme my money then the bartender is like no you have to bang that dog or something. I don't know.

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