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The Frog
02-11-2004, 01:02 PM
Every Burglar's Worst Nightmare

RANCHO CORDOVA, Calif. (AP) — A 53-year-old woman who fired nine shots with two handguns to ward off an intruder said she tried to avoid hitting her furniture.

"Priorities, right?" said Carolyn Lisle of Rancho Cordova.

The Sacramento County sheriff's department said William Kriske, a 47-year-old parolee, was treated for a gunshot wound to the arm, then jailed on suspicion of burglary and resisting arrest after he crashed through Lisle's sliding glass door Thursday evening.

Lisle's three guests fled the home, but she took action, opening fire with a .357 caliber revolver.

"He was like a mosquito hitting the window. Every time he turned around, poweee," she told the Sacramento Bee.

She emptied her first handgun as the intruder crashed through another window to escape, then retrieved a second revolver as he broke into her garage.

She opened fire again as the intruder fled the garage and approached the house, wounding him.

Sacramento County Sheriff's Sgt. Lou Fatur said Lisle, a retired state worker who once worked as a correctional officer, won't be charged for defending herself with properly registered firearms.

The intruder tried to steal a motorcycle from a home across the street, but was chased off by neighbors who also had armed themselves to come to Lisle's aid.

As the burglar fled, one of the men yelled, "And that's just our womenfolk," Lisle said.

A California Highway Patrol officer stopped Kriske nearby, and he was arrested by sheriff's deputies.



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igofast
02-11-2004, 01:23 PM
The story makes it sound like he kept trying to come back and re-break in after being shot at. What a retard.

dhaas
02-11-2004, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by igofast
The story makes it sound like he kept trying to come back and re-break in after being shot at. What a retard.

[chief wiggum]hepped up on goofballs, boys[/chief wiggum]

Red
02-11-2004, 01:42 PM
that's one bad moma :D

The Frog
02-11-2004, 02:05 PM
"And that's just our womenfolk,"



LOL!!!

tam
02-11-2004, 02:06 PM
You're calling a 53 year old a granny?

The Frog
02-11-2004, 02:40 PM
:scratch:

Well... my mom was one by then. My sis is older than me.

JoeyNormal
02-11-2004, 02:51 PM
Well, if it took that many shots to actually hit him...

RightWingZealot
02-11-2004, 02:59 PM
hey my mom was a grandmother at like 36.

Red
02-11-2004, 03:07 PM
my father's mother first became a grandmother at age 42.

DngrMse
02-11-2004, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by The Frog
Sacramento County Sheriff's Sgt. Lou Fatur said Lisle, a retired state worker who once worked as a correctional officer, won't be charged for defending herself with properly registered firearms.




Kudo's to granny!

But that one line....properly registered firearms...that one bugs me. Does it mean that if I defend my home from an intruder with an 'unproperly registered firearm' that I am liable to be arrested? What difference does it make?

jwreck
02-11-2004, 07:31 PM
Sounds like she needs more practice! One hit out of nine shots...pretty weak! ;)

The Frog
02-11-2004, 10:58 PM
Well, she said she was aiming in such a way as to not damage the furniture if she could help it.


LOL

sea_lover
02-12-2004, 02:59 AM
Hehehehe way to go to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a dork that guy was.....to keep coming back for more~!! :slap:

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