First off, all women are crazy. O know this know. I have learned that there are certain questions that there are no right answer to. Women know this so why the hell do they ask them??

Perfect example:

"Am I getting fat?" or "Do you think I put on weight?"

Every guy knows the answer to this one (if you want to remain in the relationship) it's NO!!!!!

Now these questions have morphed into more subtle things like, "Does Jessica Simpson have a nice body?"

Well this weekend I made the mistake of saying "Yes." Well, the next thing I know I now believe that women with nearly "unobtainable bodies" are hot. And that I am the reason she "works out like crazy."

WTF, if a girl says that guy has a great body I ain't running out to the gym to look like him. What is with you women????

A guy saying female A has a nice body does not mean you have to work out 5 hours a day to look like her!

What's the problem with women asking too many questions?

Is it irritating?

Do you want to scream when a woman asks too many questions?

Are you venting?

What's wrong with asking questions?

Why do you have so much anger?

Are you a pessimist?

Am I asking too many questions?

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Originally posted by dhaas

A guy saying female A has a nice body does not mean you have to work out 5 hours a day to look like her!

YES IT DOES YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU OGLE THAT PIECE OF TRASH WHEN YOU HAVE A WOMAN THAT TRIES SO HARD FOR YOU! BASTARD! :|

Women can be insecure and jealous. Its a thing. Deal with it.

Originally posted by Raynewitch


YES IT DOES YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU OGLE THAT PIECE OF TRASH WHEN YOU HAVE A WOMAN THAT TRIES SO HARD FOR YOU! BASTARD! :|

Women can be insecure and jealous. Its a thing. Deal with it.


Haha! LOL!

Originally posted by Raynewitch


YES IT DOES YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU OGLE THAT PIECE OF TRASH WHEN YOU HAVE A WOMAN THAT TRIES SO HARD FOR YOU! BASTARD! :|

Women can be insecure and jealous. Its a thing. Deal with it.

That's sounds just like Jaime.

"Yes. If you say you like her body it means you want me to have her body."

or

"I don't even care if you think she's hot......YOU THINK SHE IS PRETTIER THAN I AM DON'T YOU!!!!"

IF YOU LOVE HER SO DAMN MUCH WHY DONT YOU JUST MARRY HER?! :|

Ever get that one? :D

Originally posted by Raynewitch
IF YOU LOVE HER SO DAMN MUCH WHY DONT YOU JUST MARRY HER?! :|

Ever get that one? :D

Not yet. But this week end I made the mistake of saying. "Kelly Osbourne looks like #$%."

Well that was immediately turned into "She's just a young girl and she has a normal young girl body."

WTF?

I was actually referring to her hair and the fact that she had bags under her eyes like she had been on a 4 day bender but......?

I know a guy named jaime. Its pronounced hi-may though, not jamie

i usually ask if there are any boogers in my nose.

I never answer questions like "How old do you think I am?" or "How much do you think I weigh?" when a gal asks me. I tell her point blank that that's not a trap I'm putting my foot in. Most seem to take it in good humor and leave it at that. Those that get miffed probably would have gotten pissed at whatever answer I would have given, so screw 'em anyway - it's a no win situation.

The last time I was asked "Do I look okay in this?" I responded simply with "No, but we're running late. Let's go."

hmmm

Women *that* ask ? :o

I'm cool with my body. If I want to improve it, then I will work out for myself. When I'm dating a guy I assume he likes my body cuz it is part of the Kasey package. If he doesn't he can go elsewhere cuz I live my life for myself and not to anyone else's preferences.

I think asking "Does this make me look fat?" is one of the stupidest questions and personally I would only ask it as a joke. It is definitely a trap, don't fall for it guys!

Originally posted by Blondie
I think asking "Does this make me look fat?" is one of the stupidest questions and personally I would only ask it as a joke. It is definitely a trap, don't fall for it guys!


the kind of trap we just LOVE to fall into ...

me: "do you think she's hot?"
him: "yup"
me: "yeah, she has nice boobies. i'd do her"

i'm so not a girl

I actually got away with this a couple times..

Hot woman walks by, I just said, "Wow, she'd be fun to have a threesome with."

How about this topic gets filed under the ridiculous category.

Another equally intelligent thread might be:
"Why are boys so dumb?"

Both are childish at best.

Originally posted by Stage Monster
Hot woman walks by, I just said, "Wow, she'd be fun to have a threesome with."
i say that all the time! dude, i'm really begininng to think that i'm secretely a guy....except for the whole lack of penis and liking sex with guys thing. not that it's wrong for a guy to like sex with other guys (unless you're conservative), but yeah, i'm not a guy having sex with a guy, i'm a girl having sex with a guy. ok, now i'm just rambling

Originally posted by dhaas
First off, all women are crazy. O know this know. I have learned that there are certain questions that there are no right answer to. Women know this so why the hell do they ask them??

Perfect example:

"Am I getting fat?" or "Do you think I put on weight?"

Every guy knows the answer to this one (if you want to remain in the relationship) it's NO!!!!!

Now these questions have morphed into more subtle things like, "Does Jessica Simpson have a nice body?"

Well this weekend I made the mistake of saying "Yes." Well, the next thing I know I now believe that women with nearly "unobtainable bodies" are hot. And that I am the reason she "works out like crazy."

WTF, if a girl says that guy has a great body I ain't running out to the gym to look like him. What is with you women????

A guy saying female A has a nice body does not mean you have to work out 5 hours a day to look like her!

there are no 'right' answers to those sorts of questions as they seem to stem from insecurity.

confidence is such an attractive trait. :)

Originally posted by Allegra
How about this topic gets filed under the ridiculous category.

Another equally intelligent thread might be:
"Why are boys so dumb?"

Both are childish at best.

Then don't partake in the discussion.

We are all so glad you have graced us with your superior inteligence. We are all beneath you. HAIL ALLEGRA!!

The only one that really bugs me happened about a week or so ago. Watching the movie Heavenly Creatures.

Me (talking about the ugly one): Dude, she's ugly.

Him: (five minutes later) You look exactly like her!


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