What's your Funniest/Best/Worst Drunken episode?

Sex?
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My lawyer advised me not to talk about it

Fine I'll start...the worst experience I had was when I lived in Chicago...my roommate Kymra and I were there about a month...well we were on our way out one night, (by rights I had no business going out) anyway we started pounding around 4, wine , beer , rum, coke.. then our friend Mike brought over the devil(JD) I started doing shots of that..big mistake...we went out..me barely walking down the stairs to the cab...went to a few clubs...( drinking gin and tonics at the clubs...good idea..NOT) Anyway we were at on club I was dancing on stage..and literally fell off..my friend caught me....so we leave there get a cab home..as I'm going into the cab I smacked my right eye on the corner of the door (big black eye) ..then we get home I'm getting out of the cab..and fell and smacked my left eye on the bumper of a parked car...yes I woke up the next day with two very BIG black eyes and cuts...not good....damn lucky I didn't poke both eyes out...

that's the worst ..that's happened so far....

For some reason, I can't remember most of mine. :hmm:

Best that I can recall

The toothfairy incident.


Worst that I remember

At the English Lit. Department party a month and a half ago: Got smashed on 14 beer, but managed to keep my cool (I'm one of those drunks who always seems to be sober), until one of my friends informed me that he was taking off.

I looked around, noticed he was with a girl, and whispered to him: "I know why you're going.... for PUSSY!"

Not so bad... until I talked to him the next day.

Apparently, I had shouted, not whispered.

Ooops.




I gotta start wracking the mind for more of these.

That would have to be chugging a 12 pack and throwing up all over the High School football team at a party many, many years ago.

We're talking a high pressure jet stream of salmon pink food & beer derivatives.

Actually, I think the jocks were impressed.:rolleyes:

My worst event happened my sophmore year in Highschool. I was with some freinds who were juniors and seniors and we were funneling quite a bit that night. A girl that I liked showed up with some of her freinds in the front of the house, so I ran to the front to meet them. As I ran down the hill towards the driveway, I ran full speed into a large Oak Tree facefirst. This happened about 10 feet from the girl that I liked, and all I heard before losing consicousness was "Holy ****!".

When I awoke inside my freinds house later, my glasses were completely destroyed, and I had some of the most god-awful bruises on my face.

On monday in school, whenever somone would ask what happened to me, I would reply that I ran into a tree. They would ask how my car was, and I would have to tell them that I wasnt driving, I just ran into a tree.

On the plus side the girl stayed by my side all night and we went out for a while.

Alcohol poisoning wasn't fun. Dry heaving for 3 hours with the chills even though it was 78 degrees.

The only cool part was some stupid bird showed up right as I got sick and was laughing at me for throwing up. I find out the next morning that two hours later she puked in the living room, in the kitchen, and on the porch. At least I made it to the toilet.

Worst time was when my buddy got his appartment in Penn State Altoona for the summer and me and my buddies all went up to see him. We started plaing beer pong one on one and then went to the two on two games. The problem was my partner had me drink for about 9 staright games and it was estimated I had 18- 22 beers. I was so ****ing plastered. Well I went to bed on the couch and proceded to ten minutes later just turn over on my side and puke on the floor right next to my friends head. Well being so drunk, I was noy able to help in the clean up and they locked my in the bathroom. They said all night
I was moaning and **** but I have no recilection once I was put in the bathroom. Funny story they toldme after, they said I was moaning and they asked if I was ok, they told me to apperently put a thums up if i was good and a thumbs down I i was not. Apperently I put my whole hand in the air and procede not to signal anything. wo of my friends asked what the hell that ment and kicked me in the leg. I don't remember it but it had to be funny.

Worst: Manu's place last year.

Got ****faced and made a total ass of myself, concerned others with my wellbeing, capped the night off with a nice pukefest, and the hangover from hell the next morning.

I'm normally much better than that. Really.

I read that story Justin!

Not pretty but oh well, live and learn.;)

My friend took a picture of my best drunken moment... some have been lucky enough to have seen it. :D

A friend of mine 2 years ago at a new years eve party was dumb enough to drink an entire bottle of Jack Daniels :eek:, half a bottle of champagne, a few beers and a few shots.

By the end of the night, he could barely stand under his own power. I had to hold him up by his shirt. As he was walking home, he must have puked 4 or 5 times infront of 4 houses... I went to see him the next day at my other friends house, he was whiter than usual and he said he was puking for 14 hours straight.

mine would have to be this past summer in florida.. i had been drinking vodka shots since like 2 in the afternoon.. then i started to do baily's Khaloua (sp?) and of course more vodka..
i was walking on the board-walk next to the beach, and i fell off.. yes that's correct... i then proceed to get up and make it to the condo. when i got there, people had loud music playing, so instead of going to bed, i continued to drink.I did however make it to the bathroom to puke everywhere though.then i went back out to the party... I woke up the next morning on the beach. with a crab next to my head... scared teh crap outta me.. but i was soo hung over, that i used the old trick.." hair off of the dog that bit you" i had a shot or two and was fine.:)

These stories are lame. Where are all of the women with their stories of drunken gangbangs or first time lesbian adventures? :confused:

Originally posted by Ponycar_302
Where are all of the women with their stories of drunken gangbangs

They call those rapes these days.

Maybe in your circle of friends.

Originally posted by Ponycar_302
Maybe in your circle of friends.

Nah, just in the media.

i had one stupid episode and never ever again. i prefer to not lose control, ever.

The extent of my drunken behaviour was contemplating the existence of my toes after four Bacardi Silvers, one Smirnoff Ice, and a Corona.

But like Seeker, I'm more a fan of staying in control of myself.

Heh... cripes... I could write a book; but I won't 'cause most people would say I was full of feces anyways.

But I will say I've had some terrible fights (house destroyed, gunfire), a good deal of wild sexual experiences (one man, seven women and one bed) and plenty of surreal adventures (a night that seemed to be neverending which I kind of floated through with three friends of mine: breaking into an old house that was rumored to be haunted, climbing to the top of an old water tower and other stuff I can't quite remember then finally breaking into a trailer on a mobile home sales lot and sleeping it off in one of the virgin beds) while "deep in my cups".

When I was in high school I went out one night with a few friends and drank Old English 800 until we could hardly walk. We were walking around the school at night totally plastered. We climbed the roof of the gymnasium and dared one another to jump off into the deep end of the pool. The pool was close enough that if you took a running start you could hit it safely. Mike and Tony jumped in and made it, then began to call me names. I laughed it off, then got pissed off and jumped in breaking my left leg. I didn't realize anything was broke until I tried to get out. The roof of the old gym now has a railing on the side where the pool is. Everytime I drive by that old school I remember the fun times we had.

If my kid ever did something that stupid I'd tan his hide. :|