"The Pro's and Con's to being single"

According to Christy...

Pro's

1. Being able to walk around naked, without fear of getting groped

2. Alone time

3. No serious talks (I hate those)

4. Not having to sit through an entire football game pretending to have the slightest idea what is going on.

5. Not having to cheer when he does, or boo when he does.


Con's

1. No Sex

2. No Sex

3. No Sex

4. No Sex

5. No Sex


That's all I can think of right now. If you can think of anything else, feel free to add them.

Pros and cons of being single...

Pros:
You can do anything you want on a whim
Save some cash on holiays
Bang as many people as you want without feeling guilty

Cons:
No guaranteed sex
noone to confide in when you have problems
cant be yourself

We're supposed to believe girls don't like being groped? Never!:|

Originally posted by Unrepresented
We're supposed to believe girls don't like being groped? Never!:|

:D

There is a time and place for everything...

Just because I happened to be naked in front of you, doesn't always mean I want to have sex/be groped.

Originally posted by FallenAngel


:D

There is a time and place for everything...

Just because I happened to be naked in front of you, doesn't always mean I want to have sex/be groped.

My GF doesnt have to be naked when I grope her... :D

She also gropes me all the time :)

My turn:

PROS:
1.) I don't have to meet her family or attend family functions. Ghey.
2.) I don't have to pretend to like her friends.
3.) I don't have to listen to her ***** about her friends, family, pet fish.
4.) I can wear Brown shoes with a black shirt.
5.) I can leave the toilet seat in its correct position. UP
6.) I can play videogames all weekend and count it as a succesful, constructive weekend.
7.) I don't have to go shopping for "new shoes"
8.) Lifetime channel is never on my TV
9.) No one bothers me about getting curtains for my pad.
10.) Clothes can be worn 2 or 3 times before considered dirty.
11.) I can fart and scratch my balls without repurcussion.
12.) I don't have to share my covers/bedspace.
13.) I can stare and ogle other women.
14.) I can buy games, gadgets, and parts for my car instead of dinners and other sorts of various entertainment.

and last but not least...

15.) I don't have to be questioned on what I really meant and the hidden meanings attached to whatever it is that I might of said to offend her without knowing I actually said it.

CONS:
*scratches head*
1.) Sex
2.) Boobies to grope whenever I want
3.).... no thats it. (shrug)

-Æ

Originally posted by ÆSiR
My turn:

PROS:
1.) I don't have to meet her family or attend family functions. Ghey.
2.) I don't have to pretend to like her friends.
3.) I don't have to listen to her ***** about her friends, family, pet fish.
4.) I can wear Brown shoes with a black shirt.
5.) I can leave the toilet seat in its correct position. UP
6.) I can play videogames all weekend and count it as a succesful, constructive weekend.
7.) I don't have to go shopping for "new shoes"
8.) Lifetime channel is never on my TV
9.) No one bothers me about getting curtains for my pad.
10.) Clothes can be worn 2 or 3 times before considered dirty.
11.) I can fart and scratch my balls without repurcussion.
12.) I don't have to share my covers/bedspace.
13.) I can stare and ogle other women.
14.) I can buy games, gadgets, and parts for my car instead of dinners and other sorts of various entertainment.
15.) I don't have to be questioned on what I really meant and the hidden meanings attached to whatever it is that I might of said to offend her without knowing I actually said it.



-Æ

There are girls like that out there that tolerate that stuff man....

Originally posted by 302Riz


There are girls like that out there that tolerate that stuff man....

I have heard such rumors.
I have also heard that such women use it as a trojan horse.
Then you marry them and all sorts of bad things happen.

Tolerance is Temporary.

Originally posted by ÆSiR


I have heard such rumors.
I have also heard that such women use it as a trojan horse.
Then you marry them and all sorts of bad things happen.

Tolerance is Temporary.

I have been going out with the same woman for almost 3 years now and I havent had any problems, dude. I know its hard finding the right girl but they are out there.

There is hope man. If I can get a chick, you surely can :nice:

Originally posted by 302Riz


I have been going out with the same woman for almost 3 years now and I havent had any problems, dude. I know its hard finding the right girl but they are out there.

There is hope man. If I can get a chick, you surely can :nice:


I have ALWAYS found the right girl,they never had the right man----ME:o