I need a nifty name for the faction though...

We will be the “Nation of Bunny”, for right now.

Bunny is our God

We will band together and destroy our oppressor...the Kitty.















Punch and pie served all day









Yes...I am bored out of my mind

You dare oppose me?
Evil wench.

I'm sure I can find some people to support me :)

An enemy of Æ is a friend of mine! :)

Originally posted by 302Riz
An enemy of Æ is a friend of mine! :)

Woohoo!!!

My first recruit!! :D

*enlists*

Do I get benefits?

Originally posted by Stage Monster
*enlists*

Do I get benefits?

Yes :D

I'm the nurse for the troops :D

WOOHOO!

Oh, what the hell...:w00t:

You have fallen from kitty!!!:eek: *shakes head*


I will only serve one false god:|
I will pray for you Christy...


::leaves thread::

Originally posted by Katalina
You have fallen from kitty!!!:eek: *shakes head*


I will only serve one false god:|
I will pray for you Christy...


::leaves thread::

Sorry sweetie but Kitty Sucks!!

He doesn't want me anymore :(

:|

Well, as my faithless Illi has abandoned me, I too shall pldege my sword... Uhhh lightsabre :D

Originally posted by Shadowhawk
Well, as my faithless Illi has abandoned me, I too shall pldege my sword... Uhhh lightsabre :D

Sweet!!

Another conque...err, recruit. :D

Welcome to the Nation of Bunny. :)

Kitty shall remain my god!

i thought the title to this thread was "im farting my own action" and I was horribly confused. now that I see its a bunny ownz j00 thread, I'm vexed even more.

As the only person to (formerly) be a bigger post ***** than Aesir (I defeated CA, Wedge & Brian single handedly in one night) and the only remaining Jedi Master, I claim right to be general of the Queen's army & her personal bodyguard. :D

All hail Bunny & the Bunny Queen :D



http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=72775f8c-7e31-7fb9-6e4d-530a6ed37c94&size=lg

I also call upon my Padawan to join me at my side in service of Bunny & the greater good to smite the evil of Kitty!

:D

Bunny.

Kitty.

Nah, I'm good. I got mah boyz.
http://www.cif-ifc.org/wolf.jpg

Originally posted by Stage Monster
I got mah boyz.


you mean yer nads?

Originally posted by Stage Monster
Bunny.

Kitty.

Nah, I'm good. I got mah boyz.
http://www.cif-ifc.org/wolf.jpg

Defector!!! Already!!!

Too bad... I was gonna have you appointed Minister of Information & My lieutenant in charge of psychological warfare.

You are unclean now. Begone deflier of the sacred way. :D









Boy... Am I playing this up big time or what??? LMAO!

Originally posted by Shadowhawk
As the only person to (formerly) be a bigger post ***** than Aesir (I defeated CA, Wedge & Brian single handedly in one night) and the only remaining Jedi Master, I claim right to be general of the Queen's army & her personal bodyguard. :D

All hail Bunny & the Bunny Queen :D



http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=72775f8c-7e31-7fb9-6e4d-530a6ed37c94&size=lg
That job is already taken...*brandishes Katanas*

TACOS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!

MUTANT KITTY OWNZ JOO!!!!!!!

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20031029/capt.sge.ufb13.291003184148.photo00.default-384x280.jpg

My balls itch.

Originally posted by 302Riz
My balls itch.

Got Earwigs?

Originally posted by ÆSiR
MUTANT KITTY OWNZ JOO!!!!!!!

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20031029/capt.sge.ufb13.291003184148.photo00.default-384x280.jpg

Ever see Monty Python & The Holy Grail?

Bunny Ownz Joo! :D

Originally posted by TheGreatMonkey

That job is already taken...*brandishes Katanas*

Rob, he's right :)

You can be second in command. :)

Originally posted by Shadowhawk
As the only person to (formerly) be a bigger post ***** than Aesir (I defeated CA, Wedge & Brian single handedly in one night) and the only remaining Jedi Master, I claim right to be general of the Queen's army & her personal bodyguard. :D

All hail Bunny & the Bunny Queen :D



http://www.hpphoto.com/servlet/LinkPhoto?GUID=72775f8c-7e31-7fb9-6e4d-530a6ed37c94&size=lg


I have been dethrowned by Riz and Xach.
They both have way more posts than I.

Originally posted by ÆSiR



I have been dethrowned by Riz and Xach.
They both have way more posts than I.

I took over when you went on vacation in British Canuckistan. I havent looked back since.

I havent posted as much lately, there hasnt been too much going on here.

Originally posted by FallenAngel


Rob, he's right :)

You can be second in command. :)


Bah. Resigns in disgust. :|

Originally posted by Shadowhawk
Bah. Resigns in disgust. :|

WHAT!!! NO!!!!

:(

I can't fire Drew!

I submit.

Can I be your Royal Assassin?

(( ÆSiR's drow icepicks glimmer in delight. ))

Originally posted by ÆSiR
I submit.

Can I be your Royal Assassin?

(( ÆSiR's drow icepicks glimmer in delight. ))

WOOHOO!

Yes you can be my Royal Assassin :)


I know the perfect target too :D

Originally posted by FallenAngel


WOOHOO!

Yes you can be my Royal Assassin :)


I know the perfect target too :D

:: Eyes Xach mischieviously ::

Taken care of mi'lady!

(evil grin)

Originally posted by ÆSiR


:: Eyes Xach mischieviously ::

Taken care of mi'lady!

(evil grin)

Ummm...I wouldn't attack Zach if I were you. :eek:


I was thinking of PonyCar...Go attack Glen!! :D

Originally posted by FallenAngel


Ummm...I wouldn't attack Zach if I were you. :eek:


I was thinking of PonyCar...Go attack Glen!! :D

:: Slinks off into the shadows ::

*evil grin*

*uses the force to make Drew's head explode internally*



Never send a boy to do a real warrior's work

That concludes todays lesson on the dark side of the force & Vegeta style Saiyan pride :D

Originally posted by Shadowhawk
*evil grin*

*uses the force to make Drew's head explode internally*



Never send a boy to do a real warrior's work

That concludes todays lesson on the dark side of the force & Vegeta style Saiyan pride :D

You just killed my captain!!! :eek: :mad:

ERIC!!! GRIZZLY!! ZACH!!!!


ATTACK!!!! :mad:



:p

Originally posted by FallenAngel


You just killed my captain!!! :eek: :mad:

ERIC!!! GRIZZLY!! ZACH!!!!


ATTACK!!!! :mad:



:p


If he wasn't weak, he wouldn't have fallen so easily :D

Zach respects the power of the force BTW, not to mention he resigned too already :P

**Instant transmissions away with a look of bored amusement**

Originally posted by FallenAngel


You just killed my captain!!! :eek: :mad:

ERIC!!! GRIZZLY!! ZACH!!!!


ATTACK!!!! :mad:



:p

:|

Isn't xach dead?

:: Stabs Grizzly in the ear with an icepick ::

Originally posted by ÆSiR


:|

Isn't xach dead?

:: Stabs Grizzly in the ear with an icepick ::


See? This is what you get when you make poor command decisions. *evil laugh*


You take in the very enemy you claim to want to destroy & allow him to run amok within your kingdom.

As if he's gonna betray Kitty or it's badger toadies, LOL


*More instant transmission with a sardonic Vegeta snicker*

:: Runs around freely, slaughtering the bunny legions ::

la la la la la la

StaB StaB StaB!!!

Weeeeeeeeee

Originally posted by ÆSiR
:: Runs around freely, slaughtering the bunny legions ::

la la la la la la

StaB StaB StaB!!!

Weeeeeeeeee


*wicked laugh*

See? You're clearly unfit to rule. Power belongs to the strong & clever.


BUT... I'll still save you from Aesir & YOU can serve ME now
As my love slave :eek: :D

*grabs dethroned bunny queen & teleports away*

*emerges a really pissed off Bunny Queen*

*grabs Drew's fallen katana's*

*stab stab*

How does that feel bitch!! :mad:


*focuses and makes Eric's head expolde like Drew's*



Ahhhh much better :)

Originally posted by FallenAngel
*emerges a really pissed off Bunny Queen*

*grabs Drew's fallen katana's*

*stab stab*

How does that feel bitch!! :mad:

Ahhhh much better :)


OK, now we're crossing the line... :mad:

Obviously you think I taught you anywhere close to all there is to know about enhanced psychokinetic shielding, LOL. Never mind Drew's katanas were melted to slag with the rest of him.


Still, you're being a disobedient love slave & must be punished! :mad:


*chains her to table*

Midnight, you may now properly discipline her for me & teach her what her proper place is. :D

*hands midnight cat-o-nine-tails. :eek: :D

*rubs eyes* Whuh?

When am I gonna do what to who in the where now? And a rubber chicken is used HOW?!

*looks around room, surveys corpses littering floor*

...yeah...

*leaves*

Originally posted by Shadowhawk
*chains her to table*

Midnight, you may now properly discipline her for me & teach her what her proper place is. :D

*hands midnight cat-o-nine-tails. :eek: :D

*Wanders in....*

*Looks at table with glee and goes to work*

http://www.wcfords.com/ubb/images/smilies/devil.gif

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE??!!!!

I let Rob and Eric in my faction and everything goes to hell. :(

I'm gonna go follow Zach...he won't punish me like Midnight and Rob are trying to :(

*bobbles around headlessly for a little while*...*head regrows*....do you know how painfull that is?! *summons phrying pan* its on now biotch! *whack Rob into another Demension*...Phill do you really think you want to be doing that?

Originally posted by TheGreatMonkey
*bobbles around headlessly for a little while*...*head regrows*....do you know how painfull that is?! *summons phrying pan* its on now biotch! *whack Rob into another Demension*...Phill do you really think you want to be doing that?

WOOHOO!!!! My guard is back!!! I feel safe again :)

Want some new katana's?

Here you go...two of these...

http://smedia.vermotion.com/media/7794/prodimages/88K_big.jpg

*puts Katanas in belt*



I still have a headaich...stupid treacherous Rob, that hurt!

Originally posted by TheGreatMonkey
*puts Katanas in belt*



I still have a headaich...stupid treacherous Rob, that hurt!

Don't forget, I'm also the nurse for the troops. :)


Come here, I'll heal you :cool:

Originally posted by TheGreatMonkey
Phill do you really think you want to be doing that?

:|
*pinches Christy's butt and runs away*

*sends squadren of flying monkeys after midnight*

*watches as they go to work on the offending fingers*

Pfeh. You're assuming you're even capable of connecting with that stupid phrying pan or swords.

Anyone can use a weapon, I AM a weapon. *evil smirk*



Now here, since you're delusional & think you can regenerate from that...

*binds & neutralizes powers*

*explodes every atom of TGM from inside*

*scrambles remaining spiritual energy*

*uses pure entropy attack on all all of the above remnants to make sure there's NO return to existance*

*watches with sadistic pleasure as TGM, swords & pan all disappear from the multiverse*





That'll teach anybody else to brandish katanas at me :D

*pops head back in room*

...is somebody making popcorn? It smells like popcorn.

*looks around*

...no? Ok, then.

*leaves*

Originally posted by Stage Monster
*pops head back in room*

...is somebody making popcorn? It smells like popcorn.

*looks around*

...no? Ok, then.

*leaves*

*runs into Zach's place and slams the door in the flying monkies' faces*


....Somebody ask for popcorn?

Um...Rob, you missed, that was nameless henchman number one.

And really you underestimate my shields, *places katanas and phrying pan neatly on the floor* I mean really *sommons the Dibigato to his right hand* Remember this from the last time somebody decided they wanted to do battle with me? *summons his flaim to his left hand* Or this?

And remember, The Dibigato cuts *flames ripple along the surface of the sword* and burns anything it touches, it can even tear gods assunder.

But since you've decided you want to play living weapons *thusts the Dibigato into the ground* We'll play that *summons flame to right hand*

*flash boils Robs vital organs*

Only amatuers like you miss, LOL. Not me. And when you have as much power & experience as me, underestimating isn't a problem either. Vegeta may toy with his prey. I just crush insects :D

And seeing as you're nothing but a memory now...

Bah, but I grow bored with this foolishness. A level one super saiyan can destroy a planet. This is beneath a level 4 like me.


*waves hand, ripping open a tear in time & space*

*pulls thru the earth dragonballs & summons Shen Long*

Shen Long... Wish number 1: restore everything & everyone (even the useless chimp :D ) except the phrying pan back to the way it was before .

Bad Monkey, no phrying pan for you.

Shen Long: Wish number 2: Make Aesir's ice picks into month old mushy bannanas :D :D



Now, let that be a lesson to all of you in Saiyan power & pride.

NEVER threaten a super saiyan, especially with something so mundane as toy swords & cooking utensils

NEVER, EVER tell a Saiyan he has to take a back seat to anybody either. *evil Vegeta smirk*

And with that I depart for for more worthy company & challenges. Take note however, next time I won't be so nice. *more Vegeta smirking as a dragonball is crushed to powder between two fingers*

Punish Midnight as you will. *bwahahahahaha*

*tosses Christy whip & instant transmissions away for good*

:lock:

*gives rob funny look* I need to teach you how to have text battles, because your no fun right now.

I'm agreeing with Zach...

Stop fighting or I'm going to lock this thread

BAD DREW!!

BAD ROB!!

:D