Well, starting on Saturday at 11:30, I begin my training to work security at the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

The Upside:
I get to go to the RHPS every Saturday, it's like a Poker Night for freaks. :)
I get some semblance of a ritualized social life...even if it is from 11:15 p.m. to sometime Sunday (sometime between 5:00 a.m. and...um....I have no idea).
I get to go to the RHPS every Saturday.
I get to be an ******* to people when they do stupid ****. YAY ME! :D
I get to go to the RHPS every Saturday.
I get to yell at people, using vulgarity, profanity, and all the other parts of my normal lexicon.
I get to go to the RHPS every Saturday.

The Downside:
I have to reconfigure my trip to Boston. I can't miss a Saturday in October if I want to do this...and I want to do this. So either I cancel the trip (BOOO!) or I'll have to make it for mid-week that week...or sometime in November...or something. I have to reschedule it. Crap.

So yeah. If any of y'all wanna find me any Saturday late at night, check out www.sins.la and find the map. :)