slacker79
01-18-2002, 02:00 PM
PAW FIXES THE OUTHOUSE
Maw is outside hangin' up the laundry, when she hears Paw
in the kitchen. Maw walks in and says, "Paw, get out there
and fix that there outhouse."
Paw says, "All right, Maw." Paw walks out to the outhouse,
looks at it, and hollers, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong
with this here outhouse!"
Maw says, "Yes, there is. Put your head down in the hole."
Paw says, "I ain't puttin my head in that there hole!"
Maw says, "Well you're gonna have to if'n you're gonna fix
the problem!"
Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit mind
ya) and he hollers, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"
Maw hollers, "Now pull your head out of the hole."
Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, "Oww! OWW! Maw!
MAW, my beard's stuck in the cracks in the seat!"
Maw says, "Aggravatin', ain't it!!!"
:p
Maw is outside hangin' up the laundry, when she hears Paw
in the kitchen. Maw walks in and says, "Paw, get out there
and fix that there outhouse."
Paw says, "All right, Maw." Paw walks out to the outhouse,
looks at it, and hollers, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong
with this here outhouse!"
Maw says, "Yes, there is. Put your head down in the hole."
Paw says, "I ain't puttin my head in that there hole!"
Maw says, "Well you're gonna have to if'n you're gonna fix
the problem!"
Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit mind
ya) and he hollers, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"
Maw hollers, "Now pull your head out of the hole."
Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, "Oww! OWW! Maw!
MAW, my beard's stuck in the cracks in the seat!"
Maw says, "Aggravatin', ain't it!!!"
:p