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01-17-2002, 11:32 PM
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in their head.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because
when you sneeze, your Heart stops for a mili-second.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period
of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried
its head in the sand (or attempted to do so - apart from Bones ).
It is physically impossible for pigs to look
up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version
of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market
that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.
More than 50% of the people in the world have
never made or received a telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is
said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English
language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a
rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood
vessel in your head or neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force, they can
pop out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months,
two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will
increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens,
then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal
Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S.
citizens to
have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the
match.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use
personal ads for dating are already married.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows
why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are
caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
In the course of an average lifetime you will,
while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is
different
Over 75% of people who read this will try to
lick their elbow.
A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in their head.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because
when you sneeze, your Heart stops for a mili-second.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period
of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried
its head in the sand (or attempted to do so - apart from Bones ).
It is physically impossible for pigs to look
up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version
of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market
that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.
More than 50% of the people in the world have
never made or received a telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is
said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English
language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a
rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood
vessel in your head or neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force, they can
pop out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months,
two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will
increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens,
then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal
Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S.
citizens to
have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the
match.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use
personal ads for dating are already married.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows
why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are
caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
In the course of an average lifetime you will,
while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is
different
Over 75% of people who read this will try to
lick their elbow.