86Dude
12-30-2001, 05:35 AM
Yes thats right. Woman in a (98?) Ford Explorer as best I can tell. Why do I not know for sure? Because the bitch fled! Yep. Here are the details: Friday, 5:20 pm, rush hour traffic, near dusk. I am approaching a light, and the light goes yellow about 70 feet in front of me. I am doing 50 in a 50, but that really isn't enough room to stop. Enter stupid ass soccer mom. This woman is preparing to turn left against me. Seeing the light is going to go red she pulls up and is preparing to make the left turn at the last second, meanwhile, I am approaching the light. I watch her carefully and cannot believe she is going to actually try and turn. She's looking to her right for traffic because she knows shes just about to run a red light, and sure enough she starts to make her move. I pop the 5spd into 3rd gear and romp it hard, pulling to the right, since if I am too slow then I am bound to hit her face on. I somehow manage not to take out the stoplight pole, and her chrome bumber skims my back quarter, ripping off the molding, and doing some rather nice damage, 1000 bucks at least. I never braked because that would have killed me. I slow down, and see that the !@*$!$*% drive off! I can't pursue since I have to turn around. I proceed to the next parking lot, and turn around left across four lanes of traffic to pursue, but she was long gone, probably almost back to the trailer park by the time I arrived. I sure hope she didn't miss any TV.
I'm lucky, and as much money as I have in this fast, unlucky car, its still just a car. If I had been a bit off my game I would not be here right now. Mustang head on with an SUV at 50 plus = 1 very dead Mustang driver, and a SHITLOAD of aftermarket parts for all rednecks, and future generations of rednecks at the junkyard, to enjoy. I hope this stupid bitch sleeps better knowing that my quick reflexes spared her precious grocery getter, and, most likely her completely insignificant life. No license plate, no witnesses's that stuck around, so I didn't even bother with the cops. Drove around the area fror awhile but never found her. The damage sux, but it is repairable. Most importantly, I am not dead. I have a child due in 8 months. The fact that I came inches away from not seeing that child is seriously distressing, but I am happy at the same time. Thanks for letting me go off. I'll post a pic of the damage if I can get it to work. .
No heres the real shocker: This is the third time I have been hit in the EXACT same spot. First time 1995, the DAY the car came back form the paint shop! 2nd time, 5 years later to the exact day!!!!!!Almost a later, same shit. I am really getting tired of this crap. Its like somebody painted a bullseye on my rear quarter panel that only certain people can see. What are the chances of this happening 3 times in the same place? I have never wrecked this car. Each time it was hit, it was by a woman. 1st my own mother (and how can you be mad your own mom?), 2nd by a 22 year old college sorority slut in a 2000 Camaro SS (hows that for ironic? Luckily, it did more damage to that ugly plastic Chevy than to the stang), and now this woman.
Sorry for the foul language, normally not my style. I know all this sounds a bit unforgiving, but I am a little pissed right now. People make mistakes, I've made my share, but this lady nearly cost me my life. I can't help but think right now, in my biased, completely illogical state of mind, that the Taliban weren't on to something when they forbade women from driving. :mad:
I'm lucky, and as much money as I have in this fast, unlucky car, its still just a car. If I had been a bit off my game I would not be here right now. Mustang head on with an SUV at 50 plus = 1 very dead Mustang driver, and a SHITLOAD of aftermarket parts for all rednecks, and future generations of rednecks at the junkyard, to enjoy. I hope this stupid bitch sleeps better knowing that my quick reflexes spared her precious grocery getter, and, most likely her completely insignificant life. No license plate, no witnesses's that stuck around, so I didn't even bother with the cops. Drove around the area fror awhile but never found her. The damage sux, but it is repairable. Most importantly, I am not dead. I have a child due in 8 months. The fact that I came inches away from not seeing that child is seriously distressing, but I am happy at the same time. Thanks for letting me go off. I'll post a pic of the damage if I can get it to work. .
No heres the real shocker: This is the third time I have been hit in the EXACT same spot. First time 1995, the DAY the car came back form the paint shop! 2nd time, 5 years later to the exact day!!!!!!Almost a later, same shit. I am really getting tired of this crap. Its like somebody painted a bullseye on my rear quarter panel that only certain people can see. What are the chances of this happening 3 times in the same place? I have never wrecked this car. Each time it was hit, it was by a woman. 1st my own mother (and how can you be mad your own mom?), 2nd by a 22 year old college sorority slut in a 2000 Camaro SS (hows that for ironic? Luckily, it did more damage to that ugly plastic Chevy than to the stang), and now this woman.
Sorry for the foul language, normally not my style. I know all this sounds a bit unforgiving, but I am a little pissed right now. People make mistakes, I've made my share, but this lady nearly cost me my life. I can't help but think right now, in my biased, completely illogical state of mind, that the Taliban weren't on to something when they forbade women from driving. :mad: