1. You know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Demi Moore had a baby!

2. You're lucky! I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.

3. This is nice!

4. If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.

5. That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?

6. When you lie on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.

7. You don't need an epidural, just relax and enjoy the moment.

8. Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?

9. Stop your swearing and just breathe.

10. Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.

11. Your stomache still looks like there's another one in there.

12. You don't have the guts to pull that trigger.

haha, I am going to write this down for the day I have kids :-)

Originally posted by Manu
haha, I am going to write this down for the day I have kids :-)

Manu! With Kids! God save us all.

You forget one.

"This wouldn't have happened if we'd have just had anal sex."

Originally posted by jwreck
You forget one.

"This wouldn't have happened if we'd have just had anal sex."

What a butt munch. Huh Huhhuh huh :D

Originally posted by Shadowhawk


What a butt munch. Huh Huhhuh huh :D Well, yeah I guess if you just munched on it she wouldn't get pregnant either.:p

Wait a minute...Kenpo Karate? Uh, is it not "Kempo"?

I will have to remember all of this since I am having a child in just 8 months. Man, it feels very stange saying that.

Originally posted by 86Dude
I will have to remember all of this since I am having a child in just 8 months. Man, it feels very stange saying that.

Since your nickname is 86Dude, I find you saying that very strange, too. :D

6. When you lie on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.

That is FUNNY!!!!

Originally posted by tam

12. You don't have the guts to pull that trigger. Wanna bet????

Wow, that's a really hairy baby. Hang on....

13. Honey, I'll be in the waiting room watching the game. Have the nurse page me if anything happens. Love ya!

14. Hang on! Wait! I need to get another tape in the video camera!

15. I've gotta take this call...

16. Honey calm down, it's not that bad.:mad:

17. Hey, remember that bit in Alien when...

18. I'm just going down to the shop for KY and a box of kleenex. Probably need em for a while.

19. Could you move that leg so I can get a better shot of the head coming out?

20. Not sure why you're acting this way..It's can't be that bad.

21. This looks so easy--maybe we can save some money and have it at home next time..

22.) Oh Lordy, Doc, put it back in!

Look, babe...you squeeze it and it pees:p