Courtesy of Raynewitch who brought tis to my attention actually:D

http://www.funnywebsite.com/pictures/drinking.jpg

Jwreck ought to appreciate this at least:D:D:D

I love it!! ROFLMAO!!! I'm gonna have to put that up over my bar!!

Somehow I knew you would... LMAO! :D:D:D

WOOHOO!!! That was 1200!!! :D:D:D

Oh, and the earlier some how... That would be the Force:D

LOL

My little girl LOVES Dr Seuss.

The Dr Seuss ABC book and video had a big part in her learning to identify and say every letter in the alphabet before 18 months.
She is one smart cookie, its almost scary.

Anyhoo, we have all the books and some of the vids.
She enjoys them, but some are a real tounge twister.

Originally posted by Powerboss
LOL

My little girl LOVES Dr Seuss.

The Dr Seuss ABC book and video had a big part in her learning to identify and say every letter in the alphabet before 18 months.
She is one smart cookie, its almost scary.

Anyhoo, we have all the books and some of the vids.
She enjoys them, but some are a real tounge twister. My daughter loves the ABC book too. I don't think she would quite have the same appreciation for this poem that I do though!!;)

Originally posted by jwreck
My daughter loves the ABC book too. I don't think she would quite have the same appreciation for this poem that I do though!!;)

MOst likely not, LOL! I don't drink though & I thought it was funny as hell. Leave it to Raynewitch to find something like this:D:D:D

Too bad I beat her to the punch on posting it What can I say, Kenpo people have very fast hands:D

That was great. Is that really accreditable to Seuss? I wouldn't be surprised if it was true. I wish I had the ABC books when I was a kid! Sounds cool. I had to settle with "oh the places you'll go"

No, it's not REALLY done by him... It's done by someone using a name similar to his actually. It was up on the bottom corner of the picture as I recall...

Originally posted by jwreck
My daughter loves the ABC book too. I don't think she would quite have the same appreciation for this poem that I do though!!;)

Its scary that a 34 year old has the entire book memorized.

Big A

Little a

What begins with A?

Aunt Annies Alligator

A a A

It WOULD be scarey, if you didn't have kids PB, LOL!:D

Just means you're a good dad otherwise:)

Originally posted by Powerboss


Its scary that a 34 year old has the entire book memorized.

Big A

Little a

What begins with A?

Aunt Annies Alligator

A a A


Man, is that what the life of a man is devolved to once he has children? Memorizing children's rhymes? What about the drinking? The partying? Nooo!

Originally posted by Shadowhawk
It WOULD be scarey, if you didn't have kids PB, LOL!:D

Just means you're a good dad otherwise:)


Man, I guess so. I'm NEVER having kids!

Originally posted by ResidentRice



Man, I guess so. I'm NEVER having kids!

Sings:

And the world - will be a better place. For you, and me.....

Originally posted by Contraband


Sings:

And the world - will be a better place. For you, and me.....


I've said it before, I'll say it again... "The truth is insensative":D

Originally posted by ResidentRice



Man, is that what the life of a man is devolved to once he has children? Memorizing children's rhymes? What about the drinking? The partying? Nooo!

Yeah, I went through all that stuff, but when you get older, and have had enough of puking and feeling lousy the next morning, its like time to move on.
I totally understand what you are saying, because I felt the same way but it changes.
Kids are truly a joy and it is so special to watch them grow and learn things and to know that you created them and they are 1/2 of you.
Words cannot describe it, its just a feeling.
And I bet everyone else here who has had children will vouch for me.

Bah, he'll likely grow up himself eventually PB...

He may even come to realize that a Honda isn't a real car:D

Big B
little b

What begins with B?

Barber

Baby

Bubbles,

And a Bumblebee.

Ok time to go put presents under the tree.

OK, NOW you're starting to worry us... ROFLMAO! :D

Originally posted by Powerboss

Kids are truly a joy and it is so special to watch them grow and learn things and to know that you created them and they are 1/2 of you.
Words cannot describe it, its just a feeling.
And I bet everyone else here who has had children will vouch for me. Yeah, I got your back.

What begins with Z? I DO. I am a Zizzerzazzerzuzz, as you can plainly see.

You get that thing printed out & posted at your bar yet anyway? LOL!

Originally posted by jwreck
Yeah, I got your back.

What begins with Z? I DO. I am a Zizzerzazzerzuzz, as you can plainly see.

Ha, ha ha.

You should hear him say that on the video. Its hilarious.
He sounds like someone from the south with a drawl.

Originally posted by Shadowhawk
You get that thing printed out & posted at your bar yet anyway? LOL! Not yet. I gotta get a new cartride for my printer first.

Originally posted by jwreck
Not yet. I gotta get a new cartride for my printer first.

BAH! You're slacking off & depriving your customers of good humor, LOL! And maybe another excuse to drink (& tip) as well.

Originally posted by Contraband


Sings:

And the world - will be a better place. For you, and me.....


You're just afraid that my children will take over the world. And thanks for the indulgences at Kaiser's, my good man.

And for the rest of you, I can totally understand how I can't really understand the feeling of being a parent, make sense? Like, I know it will be special, but since I don't have any kids running around (knock on wood, PLEASE knock on wood) I wouldn't know yet. Ahh, I'm already getting tired of the partying anyhow, and I'm not even 21 yet. We'll see. I just want a wife that loves me, a boss that respects me, and a HONDA until the day I die. Beeatch. Real car, psh.

At least you've got your priorites straight RR:)

But if you've GOT to buy a gottdamned Honda, at least buy a VTEC Accord... I just can't respect ANY car w/o at least a pop bottle's worth of displacement:D And yes, that means I think 1.0L Metros are the lowest form of life:D Fuggin AH! 0 to 60 in 13 tries IF the A/C isn't running:)

Haha. Lovely. Yeah, I think my priorities are pretty straight, just the execution of said priorities are slightly whacky.

Originally posted by ResidentRice
Haha. Lovely. Yeah, I think my priorities are pretty straight, just the execution of said priorities are slightly whacky.

Never too late to fix that... Take it from sombody who's basicly starting at 33 to do the same.