>Beer News DISASTROUS NEWS FOR MALE BEER DRINKERS...
> > > >
> > > >Yesterday scientists announced to the world the alarming
> > > >results of a recent analysis that found the presence of
> > > >female hormones in beer.
> > > >This comes as a cruel blow to all men. It is advised that if
> > > >you are male between the ages of 18 and 85 you may need to
> > > >seek medical assistance to assess your
> > > >beer consumption.
> > > >
> > > >WARNING: Drinking beer eventually turns men into women.
> > > >
> > > >THE TEST: 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each, within a
> > > >one hour period.
> > > >
> > > >THE RESULT: 100% of the men:
> > > >1. Gained weight
> > > >2. Talked excessively without making sense
> > > >3. Became overly emotional
> > > >4. Couldn't drive
> > > >5. Failed to think rationally
> > > >6. Argued over nothing
> > > >7. Had to sit down while! urinating
> > > >8. Refused to apologize when wrong
> > > >

You gotta get over this irritated at females thing you got going on!! Besides this would only be really great if you could get knocked up! :p Now THAT would serve you right...... :D

Originally posted by Momof6
You gotta get over this irritated at females thing you got going on!! Besides this would only be really great if you could get knocked up! :p Now THAT would serve you right...... :D Hey, I love women. One day I'll find me a nice MUTE and settle down. Hahaha!

that women don't need voices to speak loudly. But, I reckon it would cut down on the noise at least. We have other, more insidious ways of tormenting men..........hehehehe.

BUT, I'm sure you already know about those. I try to be a good wife and Mum.........try not to torment Dan too much or beat the kids too much......you know, doin' my part. Try to jsut be as close to Jesus as I can and as much like that Proverbs 31 gal as I can. She's a brick though and it's tough.

BTW, sorry bout the "son" thing......give yer girlie a Merry X-mas from me! Hope you both have a great day. My kids have a calender on the fridge marking the days. That's the worst thing about teaching them to know numbers........they count days till birthdays, Christmas, Easter..........sheesh!

Originally posted by Momof6
Try to jsut be as close to Jesus as I can and as much like that Proverbs 31 gal as I can. She's a brick though and it's tough.


is that the verse that says "for who amoung you can find a virtueous woman, fore her worth more than gold?" or something like that..

by the way love the post, I had to stop reading twice b/c I was laughing so hard.. lol

The Hebrew word for virtuous can also be translated "woman of valor." It is one of my favorite verses as it shows what a woman can achieve in Christ. Glad you enjoy my humor. ;) I try to keep some posts light, beside JW needs to be kept in line sometimes!! Har, har!

yes he does..

a good friend of mine always tells me proverbs 31, everytime we talk about girls.. he has it memorized.. I think it's pretty cool

Originally posted by Momof6
The Hebrew word for virtuous can also be translated "woman of valor." It is one of my favorite verses as it shows what a woman can achieve in Christ. Glad you enjoy my humor. ;) I try to keep some posts light, beside JW needs to be kept in line sometimes!! Har, har! Ha! I'll never be kept in line! What fun would that be?:p

Originally posted by Momof6
that women don't need voices to speak loudly. But, I reckon it would cut down on the noise at least. We have other, more insidious ways of tormenting men..........hehehehe. I know FAR too well. I was married.



BTW, sorry bout the "son" thing......give yer girlie a Merry X-mas from me! Hope you both have a great day. My kids have a calender on the fridge marking the days. That's the worst thing about teaching them to know numbers........they count days till birthdays, Christmas, Easter..........sheesh! That's cool. It's the thought that i appreciate. Another joy of counting "Hey he has 7 and I only have 6!!"

I've met the perfect woman
You could not ask for more....
She's deaf and dumb and oversexed
and owns a liquor store!
;)

Originally posted by hammegk
I've met the perfect woman
You could not ask for more....
She's deaf and dumb and oversexed
and owns a liquor store!
;) Does she have a sister who isn't deaf? I need her to hear me when I yell for another beer!!

Shame on you both........ :p

Originally posted by Momof6
Shame on you both........ :p ;) But it fels sooooo good.:D

Originally posted by jwreck
>Beer News DISASTROUS NEWS FOR MALE BEER DRINKERS...
> > > >
> > > >Yesterday scientists announced to the world the alarming
> > > >results of a recent analysis that found the presence of
> > > >female hormones in beer.
> > > >This comes as a cruel blow to all men. It is advised that if
> > > >you are male between the ages of 18 and 85 you may need to
> > > >seek medical assistance to assess your
> > > >beer consumption.
> > > >
> > > >WARNING: Drinking beer eventually turns men into women.
> > > >
> > > >THE TEST: 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each, within a
> > > >one hour period.
> > > >
> > > >THE RESULT: 100% of the men:
> > > >1. Gained weight
> > > >2. Talked excessively without making sense
> > > >3. Became overly emotional
> > > >4. Couldn't drive
> > > >5. Failed to think rationally
> > > >6. Argued over nothing
> > > >7. Had to sit down while! urinating
> > > >8. Refused to apologize when wrong
> > > >
One more thing to mention: Excessive beer consumption causes men to not think about sex. This is definately a female trait!:D

Originally posted by Criminal

One more thing to mention: Excessive beer consumption causes men to not think about sex. This is definately a female trait!:D

unless of coarse you have a female with excessive beer consumption.. :D