I saw this one at a humor site and thought it was funny as heck. Unfortunately, the picture at the site of the formula is blocked. HOWEVER, it's certainly easy enough to reproduce the equations here for the rest of you:D


Mathematical Proof Girls are Evil:

First we state that girls reqiure time and money...
Girls = Time x Money

And as we all know; "time is money"
Time = Money

Therefore:
Girls = Money x Money = (Money)2 squared in other words :D

And therefore because "money is the root of all evil"
Money = Square root of 'Evil'

Therefore:
Girls = (the sqaure root of Evil) Squared

And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil!


LMAO! It'd been better if I was actually able to do the proper mathematical symbols for square roots & such, but I think I got the point across:D If you want to see the original version of this joke written out properly here's the link:

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/girls-are-evil

Looks like simple first year algebra to me, so it MUST be true... Numbers never lie after all:D

dude I knew this way before you ever posted.. but now we have proof..

"you can't handle the truth!!!"

LOL

More scientific facts about women:

A chemical analysis of women
WOMAN
(A Chemical Analysis)

Element: woman

Symbol: Wo

Discoverer: Adam

Atomic Weight: accepted as 118 but is known to vary from 100 - 180 lbs.

Occurence: surplus quantities in all urban areas.

Physical Properties:
1) suface usually covered in painted film
2) boils at nothing, freezes without reason
3) melts if given proper treatment
4) bitter if used incorrectly
5) found in various states, ranging from virgin metal, to common 'ore

Chemical Properties:
1) possess great affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious
stones
2) able to absorb great quantities of expensive substances
3) may explode spontaneously if left alone with a male
4) insoluable in liquids but activity greatly increased by saturation
in alcohol
5) yields to pressure applied to correct points

Uses:
1) highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2) most powerful money-reducing agent known
3) can be a great aid to relaxation

Tests:
1) pure specimen turns a rosy tint if discovered in natural state
2) turns green if placed beside a better specimen

Caution:
1) highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2) illegal to posses more than one except in certain areas
(Utah, etc.)

can't wait till princess finds this thread.. LOL

Originally posted by Wedge4876
can't wait till princess finds this thread.. LOL

:p on Heather, LMAO!

There Wedge, you thought this thread was gonna get a reaction before??? LOL!

Originally posted by Shadowhawk


:p on Heather, LMAO!

There Wedge, you thought this thread was gonna get a reaction before??? LOL!

I see alot of momentem.. I thought our atlanta thread had alot of posts.. this might be on up there.. you know when girls get started... they just can't shut up.. :)

:D:D:D

I've always been told to NEVER trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die...

Originally posted by Brian
I've always been told to NEVER trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die...

that's like the joke that doesn't get old.. I have heard it many times before, but still laugh everytime.. :D

it's only funny b/c it's true

Yes I am EVIL, it took all that math to figure it out. :sigh:

MEN= DUMBASS!

Originally posted by Princess
MEN= DUMBASS!

do you have a nifty formula to back yours up??? nope..

whose the dumbass now??

See You guys make ass' of yourself rather easy..So who needs to bother with a formula when it is wrote on your forehead..

atleast we ain't evil..

(*come on guys, I need help*)

Originally posted by Princess
MEN= DUMBASS!

Dumbass + money / woman = man - money

See Wedge, you gotta talk to her at the same level she's operating at in this thread, that way she can relate to what you're saying more. That's the key to effective communication:)

"Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but names (w/o mathematical back-up) will never hurt me":p


Now she's really gonna turn on us:D

Originally posted by Shadowhawk
See Wedge, you gotta talk to her at the same level she's operating at in this thread, that way she can relate to what you're saying more. That's the key to effective communication:)

"Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but names (w/o mathematical back-up) will never hurt me":p


Now she's really gonna turn on us:D

/me awaits princess' wraith

Originally posted by Wedge4876


/me awaits princess' wraith


BAH! You worry far too much, Wedge:) Heather is the sweetest, most lovable foul temptress you you could ever meet... LMAO!

Originally posted by Shadowhawk



BAH! You worry far too much, Wedge:) Heather is the sweetest, most lovable foul temptress you you could ever meet... LMAO!

oh yeah.. now that's just sucking up...

I just plead for mercy myself.. :)

You missed the "Foul Temptress" part, didn't you?? LMAO!

I'm surprised none of the other girls jumped on us here... Guess they saw how badly Heather was getting spanked, LOL! I think she likes it though... ROFLMAO!

Originally posted by Shadowhawk
You missed the "Foul Temptress" part, didn't you?? LMAO!

I'm surprised none of the other girls jumped on us here... Guess they saw how badly Heather was getting spanked, LOL! I think she likes it though... ROFLMAO!

and let that be a lesson to all of you.. /runs hiding

LOL

Originally posted by Wedge4876


and let that be a lesson to all of you.. /runs hiding

LOL


Some wingman!! ROFLMAO! :D

Originally posted by Shadowhawk



Some wingman!! ROFLMAO! :D

like mavrick on top gun.. :)

acutally I just went to get my gun.. ok.. let's play..

(yes I meant it in the perverted way)

Those formulas and the chemical explanation of women crack me up. i will have to add them to my library of women jokes. sweet!

Originally posted by Princess
See You guys make ass' of yourself rather easy..So who needs to bother with a formula when it is wrote on your forehead..

Written Princess, written :)

Here's the picture for ya

http://www.centerofthestorm.com/girls.gif