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Criminal
03-13-2003, 01:58 AM
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/1709/

From the website:

"Like most of my generation grew up watching the Smurfs. I loved them so much that I tuned in every Saturday mourning to see what crazy hy-jinx those lovable little blue creatures would get up to. It is just now that I have realized what I was really tuning into each and every Saturday morning was in actuality Communist Propaganda!! Yes that is correct, Papa Smurf and all of his little smurf minions are not the happy little characters Hanna Barbara would have us believe! The cartoon was really created by the Russian government in order to indoctrinate the youngest members of western society with communist beliefs and ideals thus destroying their resistance to the imminent Russian invasion that was to occur when this generation (my generation) grew up. Looking back, our resistance was not destroyed (only our happy childhood memories) but only due to the determination of other cartoons such as G.I. Joe and Richie Rich who's goal it was to instill in the children of the western world the morals and values of Capitalism. "

Criminal
03-13-2003, 02:05 AM
http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~umhillrr/smurfs.html

Johnson
03-13-2003, 10:24 AM
Yeah man, that whole show was one big commune.

and papa with the red hat and Marx beard?

smurfs are as red as it gets.

ĘSiR
03-13-2003, 10:30 AM
and Smurfette that sl** !!

Johnson
03-13-2003, 10:38 AM
http://www.candyflip.com/features/smurfs/papaoin.jpg "Look out, comrades! Capitalism!"

http://www.candyflip.com/features/smurfs/papa1.jpg "Read me the story about the evil imperialists again!"

http://www.candyflip.com/features/smurfs/deadsmurf.jpg

And finally the corporate state destroys internationalism. :p

Nick
03-13-2003, 06:28 PM
"Smurfette would screw all the other Smurfs, that's why Papa smurf made her. Excpet for Vanity smurf, because he was gay. Papa Smurf would film the gangbang and whack off to it later."

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"

:) God Bless Donnie Darko

Manstein
03-13-2003, 07:18 PM
lol

Thats a great movie...

Although its become quite a cult thing now...its a shame.

Smurfette was too busy blue-balling the other smurfs to be of any real importance in the community lol

pun intended

Criminal
03-14-2003, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by ĘSiR
and Smurfette that sl** !!
Smurfett was only practicing free love with the other smurfs. I think Papa smurf was doing her too.

Johnson
03-14-2003, 01:17 PM
LOL.

Best thread ever.

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