i dont have relationships. yeah i guess it can be alot of fun but, most of the time, not all of the time, they are really dumb, immature and pointless. some folks go on and on pissed because they dont have a relationship and when they do finally find "the perfect person ever" , most of the time, it doesnt last forever. then they get all nutty and feel like they will never be able to live without "bobo" but a month later they cant live without "bobo #2" and so on. the only way i would consent to a relationship is if i was sure it would last a while and the girl wasnt a bum.

'BoBo', sorry that was cute...

I know what you mean about relationships. I guess you just have to go day by day and see what happens. They say when you meet the right one, You will know and nothing else matters. Since I have not gotten to that point, I guess I dont know.

phillycon is a product of a teenager watching his 21 year old neighbor go threw hell with relationships.. :D:D

atleast that's my guess..

but nevertheless I guess I am stuck in the same boat as princess on this one..

Here's is the problem with younger people and relationships . . . and I'll use a car shopping analogy.

A young person is looking for a "car". They'll be using the car to go back and forth to school, ride around with multiple friends, and, on occasion, make some deliveries for his/her part time job. The car needs to be inexpensive to own and run, and repairs should ALWAYS be at a minimum. In about 2 years, you'll be going to college, so you'll need something big enough to carry your clothes and some small funiture.

So, with this in mind, you buy a Miata . . . because it's cute and red and it's SOOOOOOO cool . . . :D

Then, you spend the next 2 years bitching about how it only holds 2 SMALL people, it only goes 150 miles on it's 5 gallon tank (before you have to stop and fill up again), and there's NO WAY you're fitting all your stuff in it to go to Iwannafuka U.

But you LOVE the car, and you REALLY think you can work it out. LOL!!!!!

By the time you realize that you should have bought that Taurus that was on sale, you're all out of money. Oh, and even better, you HATE the peson that DID buy a Taurus. They're just luckier than you.

So, you finally DO decide to sell the Miata for something. An older and wiser salesman tries to show you a nice Town Car or something, but . . . ohhhhhhh . . . that Suzuki Samurai SURE IS sharp! And you can use that 4 wheel drive for when the weather in Southern California gets snowy and all . . . :confused: Besides, your mom and dad hate it, so what better reason to buy this car, right? LMAO!!!

The key to a relationship is to find a balance between want and needs. Start out with ideal criteria and then break it down to reality. I mean, when I got divorced, that's EXACTLY what I did. I WANTED an 18 year old aerobics/cheerleading instructor who has been practicing yoga for about ten years who's only purpose in life is to move in with an older engineer, help raise his child, and search the internet all day while he's at work to discover new and exciting ways to please me sexually. Did I mention her bisexual twin sister has a crush on me, too? LOL!

What I NEEDED was someone who would TOUCH ME like I need to be touched, could handle being touched back, understands that I am a driven person (and I have significant personal goals), knows that my son is THE most important thing in my life (other than God), realizes that I DON'T take care of myself and I need all the help I can get, and, finally, someone wise and understanding enough to know NEVER to ask the world's dumbest question: "who do you love more . . . me or this car?" I also needed a person past the 18 and 25 year old change that women go through.

After distilling down fantasy to reality, I found a wonderful lady who LOOKS 18 (and acts it) and has EVERY need covered that I can imagine (plus some). There IS NO better "car" for me. Granted, I like to see the new models come out on the showroom, but I ain't buying, and I SURE AIN'T test driving. LOL!

Oh, and for what it's worth, I drive a Taurus . . . SHO! :D

durden's right, that was the whole point in my writing that. as for wedge, in part he is right but what he doesnt realize that i have numerous friends whose problems i hear about. truthfully i like to hear them, id like to think that i could help. i have actually had friends tell me to be a psychiatrist but who am i to charge a person for my opinion, an opinion is like a bunghole, everybody has one.

ps thats nice durden, i think wedge is reallllllly fond of those taurus sho's, right wedge?

yeah yeah yeah.. I knew you were going to say something about those pesky sho taurus.. (I lost my first drag to one) I don't think I will ever live that one down.. LOL.. anyways, yeah durden is right.. and I am sure he gets tired of hearing it.. my point on the situation.. why not get the miata, and when it gets old, go get a new car and have the same new car feeling all over again.. you know live for that moment?? I know people that do that, and they say they live there whole life and are happy trading one thing for the newest best thing.. yeah it gets expensive.. but atleast you will know what you want in the long run.. or maybe you won't..

philly is a great listener, and truthfully I don't know how some people make it after a bad break up if they don't have people to talk to.. but alas, it's only as hard as you make it right??

so philly who is bobo number 2??? LOL

bobo #2 consist of two ladies really, palmala handerson and rosie palms. great ppl, they really are.

Originally posted by phillycon
bobo #2 consist of two ladies really, palmala handerson and rosie palms. great ppl, they really are.

they do what they are told, and always put out...

plus they are cheap and they never bitch about anything.. well except when they get blisters.. LOL

ok ... ewww mrs. handerson never got blisters from me

I knew you were going to say something about those pesky sho taurus.. (I lost my first drag to one) Maybe if you put on some pants and didn't go in drag you wouldn't lose to SHOs!:D


Yeah, I know it was pretty weak, but I couldn't resist.

Originally posted by D Durden
Then, you spend the next 2 years bitching about how it only holds 2 SMALL people

So Dave, you're into the whole 'every hole filled' thing then, are you? hee hee.... Hm, i can see a custom title change.... '3-Way Dave'

Originally posted by tam


So Dave, you're into the whole 'every hole filled' thing then, are you? hee hee.... Hm, i can see a custom title change.... '3-Way Dave'

*sigh* I consider myself a sexual stuntman . . . call me a tri-sexual . . . I'll try anything!

In the words of my mentor, Mr. John Shaft, "it IS my duty, to please that booty!"

Oh, and as far as SHO's go . . . yeah, they're great . . . when they're running! I bought one on my father's demand for me to have reliable transportation. Three coils, replaced CD changer, 3 window motors, and a set of tires later, guess where my 200k mile Mustang (first car I ever bought . . . in 1986) is and where my SHO is? Hint, the reliable car is in the shop and the 490 horse unreliable hot rod is here at work with me . . . again . . . as she has the last 2 FREAKING MONTHS.

Oh, but the SHO DOES GO! It's a lot like a penis . . . when it's going, there's not much like it. But boy is it a pain in the ass (sorry to you sensitive homosexuals out there! :D) when it's not working.