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mrWr0ng
11-27-2001, 01:50 AM
i've got this racism class at school, and there are these two MEGA hot blonde chicks in it. well, last week this one (ashley) comes back from being gone for two weeks and says she's dropping the class (this is before the teacher comes in) well i go up to talk to her and see how she's doin (we talked for a few minutes before, but i decided to move on up and be friendly) and she asked about my band, i told her about the new drummer / vocalist and told her if i could get ahold of her i'd let her know about gigs and shit.
BAM! phone number. this was a week ago and i haven't called her yet, i suck :eek: i've been so busy.
so flash forward to today, and i walk into class and set my stuff down and right on my heels is rachel, mega hot blonde #2. she sits down about 2 rows behind me and i turn around i'm like "hey wassup? how's it goin?" and we start talkin and she asks if i'm the guy who always has the bass guitar and i tell her yeah, tell her about the band and play some of the new mp3s for her and she's diggin on it, tells me about how she plays guitar and some of her big influences, then she picks up her stuff from her row and sits next to me :D now this is of course a problem because this girl is UNBELIEVABLY hot and was dressed to kill (not slutty, just had some jeans on with tears in them and shit, looks delicious) but we talked over most of class and we have shitloads in common. i think i talked too much, but i also found out she has a boyfriend. argh. but, i asked her after class if she's into indie and non-mainstream films and she loves them, wants to see more so i said we should go some time and she agreed, and then she had to jet, so next week i'll see her again, get her number and see what's cookin. i won't try and get between her and her b/f but we have tons in common and i'd love to spend more time with her :D
so that's it for now. i also met a couple of other cool people just by opening up and saying hey. seems like a lot of people recognise me and are interested in talking to me, they just need someone *like me* to break the ice.
ok sorry fortalkin too damn much :D

D Durden
11-27-2001, 10:45 AM
Cool man!!! Nothing like a little lust . . . I mean LOVE to pick up a man's . . . spirits.

Oh, if you need help in that racism class, let me know. I've got a whole list of good n-jokes and all. And, let me tell you, getting that cross to light is a bitch . . . especially in heels . . . I mean BOOTS.

Oh, and if you get the wrong kind of sheet, you'll NEVER get your seams pressed straight.

Being a racist isn't as easy as you people think . . . .


:D:D:D

Contraband
11-27-2001, 12:43 PM
Yo! The ladies can't resist those bass players! Just ask manu. :)

Dest98
11-27-2001, 01:09 PM
I've know plenty of women who'll spread 'em for anyone that can read a note of music. Complete bitches to us regular people, but if you so much as strum a banjo in some two-bit honky-tonk you'll be shoutin' Who's Yo Daddy in the back alley by last-call.

Allegra
11-27-2001, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by Contraband
Yo! The ladies can't resist those bass players! Just ask manu. :)

Ha ha.
Agree with you for the most part.
Have you seen that guy who plays bass for Walk the Line?
Now that's delicious...
;)

Manu
11-27-2001, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by Allegra


Ha ha.
Agree with you for the most part.
Have you seen that guy who plays bass for Walk the Line?
Now that's delicious...
;)

I liked him better with hair. :-)

Allegra
11-27-2001, 03:58 PM
But he's so respectable looking now!
I'll take him either way.

mrWr0ng
11-27-2001, 04:36 PM
lol

my biggest problem right now is the chick that i started seeing in october, we went out for a week then she got shipped off to boot camp (they were supposed to take her early november, took her a month early cos of the sept 11th shit) but we still write and shit and when she comes back for christmas (if they let her) she'll kick my as if i'm seeing someone else ;)
well i'm sure i can see other people, but i'm waiting for her to finish bootcamp before i make any decisions. december 6th is her boot camp graduation,a nd it'd be pretty ****in heartless to have her get a letter being "dumped" so to speak while dealing with the harshest time of her life. that's just cold.
but that doesn't mean i can't wait a couple of weeks and then talk to rachel, hell i won't see her again til next monday anyways :)

Contraband
11-27-2001, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by Allegra


Ha ha.
Agree with you for the most part.
Have you seen that guy who plays bass for Walk the Line?
Now that's delicious...
;)

Taught him everything he knows.

Calypso
12-02-2001, 10:55 PM
mr.nojoke -why havent i ever heard you play before?

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