This may be a repost (like I give a ****, right).... but we should all rally and protest to get these terrible instruments of destruction and war making off the streets! ..... The media says they are bad .... so they are bad, we must protest!

http://www.banscrewdrivers.com/

Silly protestations make people look silly. Find a better way to fight silliness than joining in it.

Originally posted by Guitarophile
Silly protestations make people look silly. Find a better way to fight silliness than joining in it.

But, but.... screwdrivers are so bad and dangerous one time I was working on my car trying to fix something..... Using one of those darn screw drivers to pry something.... I slipped and busted my knuckle real bad..... Certainly it was not my fault; we must do something about these screwdrivers! .... We must make the word a safer place for idiots such as myself.... where is your compassion for man kind.... your love for idiots such as myself.... surly I can not be held accountable for my own actions .... It’s the screw drivers fault.... Ban them! Ban them all to hell!

HELL NO WE WON'T SCREW
HELL NO WE WON.....

wait a minute..

umm... need a new slogan.

DOWN WITH SCREWDRIVERS!!!!
SCREWDRIVERS ARE THE DEVIL!!!!!

http://www.angelfire.com/pa4/weller/blas.txt

SATAN'S TECHNOLOGY MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!

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Silly protestations make people look silly. Find a better way to fight silliness than joining in it.
Pshaw; I like his idea. Screwdrivers are clearly antiquated and underregulated. We need to introduce a plan which will phase out all screwdrivers by the year 2013 and replace screws with duct tape.

--Mark