Okay, my question is sort of silly, but here goes:

Why do guys hate dancing? Especially extra-hot bass players who really groove with their guitars?;)

Damn, thank you. I think you're pretty hot yourself. But, i dont hate dancing. I just feel like a fool. I am not very, um coordinated. But if you want tango lessons, gimme a call, ill give it a try.

I have a dance called "the generic white boy dance" you just stand still and nod your head.. while holding your hand straight up and slightly bending your wrist on beat... hey it works for me.. :)

Hell, I'll dance . . . every chance I get . . . and generally quite badly. BUT, I will dance.

Dancing will get you a chick faster than almost anything else (barring money and great looks . . . and money . . . and money NEVER hurts . . . but money is your best bet). I can't tell you how many times some drunken frat schmuck made fun of me on a dance floor . . . as I was walking off . . . with a girl . . . and he had his fist around a . . . beer . . . for now.

Guys, if you don't, you should. You really should.

Originally posted by Wedge4876
I have a dance called "the generic white boy dance" you just stand still and nod your head.. while holding your hand straight up and slightly bending your wrist on beat... hey it works for me.. :)

Asides from that particular dance, I don't dance. Its to feminie for me.

Originally posted by AdamJ


Asides from that particular dance, I don't dance. Its to feminie for me.

Then you must not be doing it right! Remember to leave your purse at the table . . . LMAO!!!

HA HA


LOL

I will dance....generally not by choice...and when I do...ugh....you guys seen that commercial with the Blue Guys for Intel....the one where they have that big tube "4" and the guy beating on it with the drum sticks? Well, I dance about as well as the guy in that commercial.....lol.

I pretty much tell people I don't dance...safer that way... :D

Originally posted by D Durden
Hell, I'll dance . . . every chance I get . . . and generally quite badly. BUT, I will dance.

Dancing will get you a chick faster than almost anything else (barring money and great looks . . . and money . . . and money NEVER hurts . . . but money is your best bet). I can't tell you how many times some drunken frat schmuck made fun of me on a dance floor . . . as I was walking off . . . with a girl . . . and he had his fist around a . . . beer . . . for now.

Guys, if you don't, you should. You really should.

Exactly Dave! I think lots of guys are so worried about looking stupid that they won't do it. What they don't understand is that most girls are so thrilled that the guy is dancing in the first place, that it doesn't matter if he's good at it.

Originally posted by Allegra


Exactly Dave! I think lots of guys are so worried about looking stupid that they won't do it. What they don't understand is that most girls are so thrilled that the guy is dancing in the first place, that it doesn't matter if he's good at it.


Once, when a teeniebopper, I was out somewhere with my chums and this guy asked me to dance. He was a chum of a chum and a member of the local crazy bikers club. We were slow dancing to Freebird (if you are too young to know it never mind) I think.......ok so far. Then the fast part came on and he began to dance what I like to call "the epileptic fit" dance. I thought I would DIE of embarassement. You sort of sashay around so no one knows your actually dancing with him. :D Of course I'm from Ohio and I hardly met a white boy who could atually keep a beat and dance at the same time, though they did the bump and grind well. I on the other hand, had a go-go dancer for a Mom and could dance as I learned to walk!!! All in the waist and hips. ;)


Too busy now......

*sigh*

My girlfriend has more moves than Bugs Bunny in a minefield full of carrots.

The only dance I am interested in is horizontial.

Originally posted by ChaoticThoughts
The only dance I am interested in is horizontial.

You know, they say you can tell how well someone will perform horizontally by watching them perform vertically...

'They' is wrong.

Originally posted by ChaoticThoughts
The only dance I am interested in is horizontial.

If you dance with on the floor first, you might get your wish. All the guys who think they look stupid, picture this, I'm a little chubby, have no rythm, and have hair past my shoulders, and still try to do the cabbage patch.:D The girls still love it! I don't know why, maybe its just my animal magnetism? ***cough***bullshit****cough***

You know, they say you can tell how well someone will perform horizontally by watching them perform vertically...

Yea...and you just go on believing that.....your loss....lol
;)

I DANCE....(did you really not know?)

i swing (lindy, east coast, west coast, shag)

i tango

and i am formally trained in Jazz and Tap...


though i am still a bit too "white boy" to dance much hip hop :)


as for dancing in a party atmosphere...i am usually one of the first ones up... :cool:

Originally posted by Momof6



We were slow dancing to Freebird (if you are too young to know it never mind)



if you don't know Freebird...one of the best songs of all times...you got problems!!!


Long Live the Skynard!:D

Ok, letsjust be 100% honest here... It's fear of complete and total, utter humiliation. :D I can throw a spinning outside reverse crescent kick almost as well as Jeff Speakman, but DAMNED if I've got any moves on the dance floor :(

dancing is bad... i love my music and especially my guitar, but dancing is much bad. i dont like to dance and it doesnt like me

Dancing never did anything for me personally. I prefer playing it on the guitar or some other instrument.

Now, I will admit, it is very sexy to have a woman dance for you seductively. Thats good.

I only shake the groove thing when i am extremely drunk.

Originally posted by Shadowhawk
Ok, letsjust be 100% honest here... It's fear of complete and total, utter humiliation. :D I can throw a spinning outside reverse crescent kick almost as well as Jeff Speakman, but DAMNED if I've got any moves on the dance floor :(

Try Kenpo Long IV . . . without all the snap . . . roll it. It's a pretty rocking routine. :)

Originally posted by D Durden


Try Kenpo Long IV . . . without all the snap . . . roll it. It's a pretty rocking routine. :)


The scarey part is it might actually work... :eek: ROFLMAO!!!

Originally posted by phillycon
dancing is bad... i love my music and especially my guitar, but dancing is much bad. i dont like to dance and it doesnt like me

philly cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

everyone this is my neighbor phillip.. he had to register when he saw this thread... (*and I think he just wanted access to the everything forum*) :)

Originally posted by Allegra
Okay, my question is sort of silly, but here goes:

Why do guys hate dancing? Especially extra-hot bass players who really groove with their guitars?;)
Here is a funny thing: When I was in Junior High my parents forced me to join dancing school and I hated it. WHen I got into high school I did want to dance but could not find any girls to dance with. Now that I am an adult none of the ladies I was married two or any women I dated liked to dance. THe problem is I now like to dance but have no one to dance with.

Strange isnt it?

for me personaly i love to dance. i like club dancing, breakdancing and swing mostly but i am open to anything when it comes to dancing. But when it comes to why guys don t dance i think is how some man see it as being a girl thing or gay then. It could also be what type of male role model the had growing up

Originally posted by Allegra
You know, they say you can tell how well someone will perform horizontally by watching them perform vertically...

Yes, that is correct, when it comes to gay guys.

To be honest, I not enjoy dancing. First off, it is not fun, perhaps if I get to feel her up, but even then its limited fun. Second, I do not feel like being judged. Women, girls, etc.: Stop trying to judge how he "might be", just have us **** you. Then you will know, and you can keep us or move on.

Men must pass these "tests" dancing, kissing, romance, and all that other crap. I buy her drinks until she forgets about the testing, then we ****. There is some romance for you.

Originally posted by ChaoticThoughts


Yes, that is correct, when it comes to gay guys.

To be honest, I not enjoy dancing. First off, it is not fun, perhaps if I get to feel her up, but even then its limited fun. Second, I do not feel like being judged. Women, girls, etc.: Stop trying to judge how he "might be", just have us **** you. Then you will know, and you can keep us or move on.

Men must pass these "tests" dancing, kissing, romance, and all that other crap. I buy her drinks until she forgets about the testing, then we ****. There is some romance for you.
I do like to slow dance with a lady. I like it because I like to put my arms around a lady and dancing is an acceptible way of doing it. Any other kind of dancing I dont like.

Originally posted by Wedge4876


philly cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

everyone this is my neighbor phillip.. he had to register when he saw this thread... (*and I think he just wanted access to the everything forum*) :)


Well, tell him to bring his butt over to the Atlanta thread in the lounge and introduce himself too:D

I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE to dance...my partner however is the WORST dancer I have ever seen :(

I love it when guys REALLY dance, I have a great friend who can dance too so its all good when we go out with him :) Thank heavens for sexy male friends who can dance....they also have a better chance of picking up...most women have said "Awwww hes dancing with his friend just because its fun...I wanna date him, what a sweetie etc"

Awwww dancing men :)

Rayne

Originally posted by Allegra
Okay, my question is sort of silly, but here goes:

Why do guys hate dancing? Especially extra-hot bass players who really groove with their guitars?;)

you OBVIOUSLY haven't been to one of my shows in a while because i dance all the time.
shah. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Shadowhawk



Well, tell him to bring his butt over to the Atlanta thread in the lounge and introduce himself too:D

actually I have couple of my friends reading tid bits of things I email them from time to time on here.. one of which is my best friend, he just never posts:(

Originally posted by Allegra
Why do guys hate dancing?

cause it is dumb :D

Originally posted by Geoffrey


cause it is dumb :D

LOL.. there is no point to dancing.. but it somehow does show girls that we don't care.. and they seem to like that.. *shrugs sholders*

Originally posted by ChaoticThoughts



To be honest, I not enjoy dancing.

Men must pass these "tests" dancing, kissing, romance, and all that other crap. I buy her drinks until she forgets about the testing, then we ****. There is some romance for you.

Hallelujah (sp)... I mean... its bullshit... sure girls like dancing... so go ****ing dance... I cant dance...so I dont try to... I also cant paint...so I dont try to paint, and I cant work on cars, so I dont try that either. Yeah some chicks could like me better if I did those things, but I dont...

So yer gunna have to live with it.

And if it is "testing" (which I dont THINK it is in Allegra's case...but who knows with her ;) ) then thats just even more bullshit

Originally posted by DaOgre


And if it is "testing" (which I dont THINK it is in Allegra's case...but who knows with her ;) ) then thats just even more bullshit

LOL!
You know it isn't because it took a long time before he felt brave enough to take me dancing.

However, that's such a good idea for a "test"...;)

Originally posted by Allegra


LOL!
You know it isn't because it took a long time before he felt brave enough to take me dancing.

However, that's such a good idea for a "test"...;)

oh great.. now you've done it.. now she has a "good idea" to start testing us..

actually I don't mind dancing.. but I can't so I won't.. it's more fun to watch the girls beg for you to dance then actually get out there and do it.. :)

Originally posted by Wedge4876


oh great.. now you've done it.. now she has a "good idea" to start testing us..

actually I don't mind dancing.. but I can't so I won't.. it's more fun to watch the girls beg for you to dance then actually get out there and do it.. :)
No, its fun to convince them you can't dance, then allow them to drag you outonto the floor and stand there grinning while she grinds all up on you!!;)

I dance . . . what's the big deal?

Originally posted by D Durden
I dance . . . what's the big deal? The horizontal Mambo desn't count! Where ya been Dave?:D

Oh . . . .

well damn . . .

:D

Can we possibly beat this dead topic anymore? To borrow a phrase from the ricer,

Stop beating the shit out of it with a dead horse. Enough!

What are you trying to say . . . you don't dance?

I didnt want to dive into the painful past, but yes, I was on dance team for 3 years, and yes, it was pretty cool and yes, I can cut the rug. Now please, never mention it again.

**cough cough** DANCE TEAM!? :eek: :confused:

You know, I went to a couple of my school's dance team's parties, and they can be a lot of fun...nothing quite like being drunk in a pair of 4-inch strappy sandals, having some random guy you've never even seen before trying to teach you how to tango/mambo/salsa...
The jerk who pretended to be the best guy on the dance team stepped on my feet so many times, it wasn't even funny (and that time, I don't think either of us were even drunk).

Yeah well, They had some hot chix on dance team. Hot older chicks. It was cool. Every saturday morning I was in 14 year old heaven.