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Redfield
01-12-2003, 02:37 AM
Does the King still walk amongst us? There are many theories of what really happened, and many reasons.

Here are ten.

1. ELVIS IS IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM
Most people know about Elvis’ famous meeting with President Nixon. What they don’t know is that during this meeting Nixon issued Elvis Presley a DEA badge, a clue that Elvis was helping investigators with amajor case and later had to enter the federal witness protection program. It's ludicrous to believe that the DEA would have issued a badge to someone not working for them, even Elvis Presley.

2. ELVIS' NAME IS MISSPELLED ON HIS TOMB.
Elvis’ father, Vernon, misspelled Elvis’ middle name on the grave—Aaron instead of Aron, as his mother named him. This is a sign that Vernon Presley knew that it was not his son in the tomb.

3. PHOTOGRAPHS OF THE CORPSE DON’T RESEMBLE ELVIS
In 1977, the National Enquirer paid a third cousin of Elvis to smuggle a mini-camera in to the viewing of Elvis’ body. The resulting picture was published in the Enquirer, and caused shock waves among fans around the world. The eyebrows, chin, and fingers all looked unlike Elvis.

4. THE COFFIN WAS TOO HEAVY
The coffin weighed 900 pounds: Elvis is known to have been overweight at the time of his death...but not that much. The only plausible account for that weight would be if the body was a wax dummy and there was an air conditioner inside the coffin to keep the wax dummy from melting.

5. COL. PARKER’S STRANGE QUOTE
Col. Tom Parker, Elvis’ manager, said in a press conference shortly after Elvis’ death: ‘Elvis didn’t die.The body did. We’re keeping up the good spirits. We’re keeping Elvis alive. I talked to him this morning and he told me to 'carry on.’ Is it possible that there was a double entendre to those words: that they had literal truth to them that no one suspected at the time?

6. INCONSISTENCIES IN THE STORY
The circumstances of death are described in conflicting ways. Witnesses disagree as to how the body was found and what Elvis was wearing, when the body was found, whether it was dead already, when death was declared, and whether AR was tried.

7. THE BOOK DID NOT EXIST THEN
The book about the Shroud of Turin he is supposed to have been reading when he died was not published until a year later.

8. EVIDENCE THAT ELVIS WAS PLANNING ON THE END
There seems to be evidence that Elvis was preparing for the end:
—Why, for instance, did he order no new costumes for a new tour due to start on August 16th, 1977?
—Why did he fire several old friends shortly before his death?
—During his last tour he sang ‘Blue Christmas’ although it was summer: was he warning his fans?
—Five months before hand, family members were suddenly cut out of his will. Did he realize he would need that money for his new life?

9. MYSTERIOUS FIGURE LEAVING MEMPHIS THE DAY AFTER
On August 17th, 1977, one day after Elvis’ death, a ticket to Buenos Aires was bought at Memphis airport by a man looking like Elvis and using the name John Burrows, a code name Elvis frequently used when making hotel reservations for the Elvis entourage.

10. NEW ELVIS RECORDING EMERGES WITH SONGS FROM THE 90’S
In 2002, an independent label released a CD entitled Kingtinued featuring Elvis’ voice singing at least fourteen well known songs which were not written and did not exist prior to August 16th, 1977.


What do you guys think?

Monster
01-12-2003, 03:18 AM
I'd like to think that he didn't die when we think he died, but rather he went behind the scenes and penned songs for other performers under a psuedonym. But even if he didn't die back then, he's most likely dead by now...:(

EDIT: I voted 'no' because I think that even if he was alive, he isn't anymore, as I said.

NachtWolf
01-12-2003, 04:31 AM
The only reason anyone worries about whether Elvis is alive is because he's popular. We could just as easilly come up with explanations for why Hitler is still alive or why Disco is still alive. Not that I've got anything against the King, but dead is dead.

--Mark

buggy
01-12-2003, 05:18 AM
I don't think he's alive, but stranger things have happened. Granted, as Stage Monster said, he could of died at another time, not when we all are lead to believe he did.

I want my husband to take me to Graceland, see if I get any vibes. :) That's the least he can do, since he turned down my request to get hitched in Vegas and have "Elvis" perform the ceremony!

PissyPrincess
01-12-2003, 05:44 AM
Elvis so LIVES ... he lives in YOU AND ME, but I am just an Elvis FREAK ... I mean why do you think they wont let us upstairs in Graceland ... c'mon!! he's alive watching and breaking TVs :)

Jay13
01-15-2003, 09:28 AM
I go with the theory that if he wasn't dead back when they buried him the first time, then he is probably dead by now of natural causes or whatever.

Kraw
01-15-2003, 10:49 AM
Elvis is dead.. he was just a man.. nothing else

his music sooo sux now

ISUPonyBoy
01-15-2003, 08:14 PM
Nah, the King is dead.:(

TheGreatMonkey
01-16-2003, 02:03 AM
Elvis has left the mortal coil.

mobileal98gt
01-17-2003, 10:12 PM
Dead as a doornail....

mari blu
01-22-2003, 03:46 PM
sorry, i think he's gone also. how old would he be now? (if he were alive?)

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