All right, who here has ever cheated? Why'd you do it? Get caught? Felt guilty?
I admit I cheated once when I was married. I did it because my marriage was dead and I didn't know how to deal with it. No I didn't get caught. I don't really feel guilty, but I do wish I would have just left instead of cheating.

Word to the wise - Dont try it if you are at a party with your girlfriend. She might eventually come a knocking - and be pissed off.

This one girl I was with decided to give me very little...service. So I ditched her and moved on. When she found out I was with someone else, she acted a little "catty" even though she knew we were no longer together. To get me back, she slept with some of my friends. My friends and I thought that was cool.

I cheated a lot in high school. I didn't really feel that "bad" about it because, eh, I generally found that they were cheating on me, too.

I NEVER cheated on my wife . . . honestly, I kinda' hold marriage sacred.

This is what I've found about cheating. Girls generally cheat with their boyfriend's best friend OR an ex. A girl's chief defense is "who? Eddie!!?? We're just FRIENDS!".

I think guys usually go after someone completely unrelated to the situation. The general guy's defense is "I don't even know who that bitch is!!!"

Never have cheated on ANYONE.

The only time I even "thought" about being with someone else while I was in a relationship (dating my ex-wife at the time), I broke up with her to take some time to think about the situation.....I obviously went back to my ex-wife and married her....pretty stupid huh...should have taken what was behind door # 2...lol

Hehehhehe . . . always take the BACK door, Jez-man! LMAO!!!!

Never cheated, huh? Man . . . so, what's your secret? Rubber band around the "boys"? The "maturbation till dust" technique? Or, my favorite, the "I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman" tactic? LMAO!!!!

;)

The "maturbation till dust" technique?

Oh, you've heard about my patented "double knuckle shuffle"? LOL

No, actually my Dad cheated on my mom....and so, I saw just how it effected her and promised myself that I would never do that to someone else.... ;)

Originally posted by D Durden
Girls generally cheat with their boyfriend's best friend

Yes. I must admit I did exactly that when I was in high school. My boyfriend found out about it and I felt awful...I decided never to do that again!

So, who do you cheat with now??

:D :D :D

Originally posted by Je$ter


Oh, you've heard about my patented "double knuckle shuffle"? LOL

Damn right . . . I used go to an all guy engineering school . . . SHEESH .. .

Originally posted by D Durden
So, who do you cheat with now??

:D :D :D

Well, usually Johnny Depp.

I work with my boyfriend's best friend, so I can't cheat with him. You know, no office romances!;)

Originally posted by D Durden
Girls generally cheat with their boyfriend's best friend OR an ex.

Yep. My engagement ended because my fiance cheated with my best friend of over 10 years. Talk a bout a 1-2 punch, that one almost killed me. Anyone that does it should rot in hell.

I have never cheated on a boyfriend of mine. My first boyfriend was cheating on his girlfriend with me but I didn't find out til he was gone(they lived in another state but when he came here for the summer to live with some relatives we got together). I guess that is why I was not so shocked to find out he cheated on me too!:mad:

Sorry, I shoulda read the whole first post.

I put YES, BUT I thought this was related to video game cheating. :rolleyes:

I never have/will cheat on my wife.

Nope..Never have..technically or something..anyway..


So for all you Non-Cheaters..anyone ever been the other woman/man..with someone who was cheating..?

Never cheated, and never plan on it.

I am a firm believer in ending the relaitonship and then moving on. :-)

I think it is at least courtesy. But I could never cheat on my current GF. I know what it would do to me fi she did, and I don't want anyone to go through that.

Never been cheated on either.

Funny story...a women in West Virginia recently sued the mistress of her husband...AND WON for emotional trauma...she got 2 million bucks.

What is this world coming to?

So for all you Non-Cheaters..anyone ever been the other woman/man..with someone who was cheating..?

Negitive..... ;)

Originally posted by Princess
Nope..Never have..technically or something..anyway..


So for all you Non-Cheaters..anyone ever been the other woman/man..with someone who was cheating..?

Yes. I've played each role in the play. I've since concluded that Manu is right. Just end it and move on. Cheating is just stupid.

Originally posted by jwreck
All right, who here has ever cheated? Why'd you do it? Get caught? Felt guilty?
I admit I cheated once when I was married. I did it because my marriage was dead and I didn't know how to deal with it. No I didn't get caught. I don't really feel guilty, but I do wish I would have just left instead of cheating.
Never had but been cheated on big time on more than one occasion. I could not understand why people do cheat. I think its because they are too afraid to be honest with their mates. I myself am no coward. If I am in a marriage and I want out I would just say so.

Originally posted by Princess
Nope..Never have..technically or something..anyway..


So for all you Non-Cheaters..anyone ever been the other woman/man..with someone who was cheating..?
Yep: see above

Originally posted by Princess
Nope..Never have..technically or something..anyway..


So for all you Non-Cheaters..anyone ever been the other woman/man..with someone who was cheating..?

Never. I've always been the one cheating.

I wouldn't screw around with some unfaithful low-life. What kind of guy do you think I am??

I will not say I have never considered pursuing a taken guy cause then I would be lying..but..The more I thought about doing it, the more tacky I felt. Just dont have it in me. I mean if he leaves his gf because he is unhappy then fine. If not..oh well.

.. like if your in a different zip code... that's not considered cheating..

so in that case... I never have :)

Originally posted by Princess
I will not say I have never considered pursuing a taken guy cause then I would be lying..but..The more I thought about doing it, the more tacky I felt. Just dont have it in me. I mean if he leaves his gf because he is unhappy then fine. If not..oh well.

But, would you make him a nice counter offer IF he left her?

"I know you two are having problems, so if you need anyone to fu . . . I mean, TALK with, please call me . . . "

Originally posted by D Durden


But, would you make him a nice counter offer IF he left her?


"I know you two are having problems, so if you need anyone to fu . . . I mean, TALK with, please call me . . . "


Um..No Sorry Dave I would not make him a offer to leave her..I mean I have had that oppurtunity already and I got in the car and left.

But we are talking about you here Dave..You wouldnt believe that is what I really done.. Of course you think I am the manipulative homewrecker.. :rolleyes:

I never said you were a homewrecker! You've never even mentioned a married guy.

I DO believe you're manipulative, though . . . I've never made that a secret. Then again, neither have you ;).

Originally posted by D Durden
I never said you were a homewrecker! You've never even mentioned a married guy.

I DO believe you're manipulative, though . . . I've never made that a secret. Then again, neither have you ;).

Since you know me so so well Dave...I am sure you are right.

Hey, if you don't want people to swing at it, keep the ball in your glove.

Originally posted by D Durden
Hey, if you don't want people to swing at it, keep the ball in your glove.

How about you stick that ball in your mouth.. :p

Originally posted by Princess


How about you stick that ball in your mouth.. :p

That kind fo vulgarity is not tolerated on this board. :D

I don't see anything inherently wrong with what Dave was saying Heather...aside from the fu...insinuation...

But don't tell me you've never 'been there' for someone because you wanted a piece. I am sure a lot of us have...

Hehehehehe . . . believe it or not, I'm going to refrain from making any balls in mouth jokes. I read Heather's post about "mouthy" things in the Everything forum . . . hehehehe . . . it would be just too easy . . . I couldn't live with myself.

With regards to "being there" for other reasons, well, CRAP YEAH! I was in high school once, and, dare I say it, I was a nice guy. I just got wise to it. Basically, one of the keys to growing up is learning from your mistakes.

For guys, there are always girls who are in some kind of emotional distress and in need of "rescue" (for the moment, at least). I'm a sucker for it, like anyone else. The thing is that you have to be attentive to them to see if they have different problems CONSTANTLY. Eventually, the whole situation gets old. Then again, I find most girls like that have 4 or 5 guys on the line somewhere, and it's hard NOT to spot it eventually.

Complete and utter waste of time.

I am hoping Dave that is you posting and Not Lisa..

A funny story.

This guy and gal got married. The wedding was a "fairytale" and the gals dad dropped a TON of cash on the event but it was his daughter and he wanted to make her happy.

Anyways, just as the reception is wrapping up, the groom gets up onstage and wants to speak a few words.
He goes through the usual thank you's and hope everyone is having fun stuff, then he tells everyone they have a surprise taped under each one of their seats
SO
everyone proceeds to check under their seats and everyone has a large brown envelope.
Everyone proceeds to open the envelopes and guess whats inside?
Pictures of the bride giving the best man a BJ!

Needless to say the groom took off laughing his ass off and had the wedding annulled the next day. Apparently he had a suspicion and hired a private investigator to find out the truth, and boy did he ever.
Imagine how PISSED the brides dad had to be at his daughter!!


Anyways, wouldnt consider doing it now. It just aint worth it plus my wife's a babe and not many chicks can beat her.

I did and had it done to me when I was a teen I guess but generaly, I have always been pretty loyal to the one who has my heart.

The story Powerboss just told can be found here (http://www.thecomedylab.com/jokes/results/detail.asp?id=5005&sql=6&cat=28), courtesy of Jokes.com (http://www.jokes.com).

Oh, yeah .. . that was me and not Lisa . . . of course.

Does that count?

Only if you got the answers by playing doctor with your married teacher . . . but, hey, that's KINDA' like biology.

Originally posted by Momof6
Does that count?

Um then I cheated today actually on about 3 tests...

Originally posted by Wedge4876
.. like if your in a different zip code... that's not considered cheating..


....Its not cheating, because its YOUR dog....:eek: