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slacker79 08-21-2001, 02:23 PM http://www.thespark.com/deathtest
Take this test to see what your predicted date of death is. It even tells you what you will possibly die from. It's silly but fun!
I will die in 2039 when I am 59. Possibilities of death are homicide, overdose, or achoholism!
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Foul Temptress 08-21-2001, 02:44 PM Hmm November 25, 2051 @ the age of 71..a 34% chance of dying from cancer. Fun Fun!!
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Demeter 08-21-2001, 03:17 PM July 2, 2045
at the age of 67 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Suicide (11%)
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Guitarophile 08-21-2001, 03:20 PM Suicide on May 22nd, 2008. I didn't take a test or anything. I've just always wanted to jump out of a plane on my 27th birthday. *shrug*
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Seven stage denial to break the pieces further
To whisper on the wind how you can't appease me further
To color all your words with the stain of introspection
To hope to realign the webs of fate we're spinning
March 23, 2053
at the age of 71 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (22%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
I was really rootin for the autofallatio.
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Corporate Avenger 08-22-2001, 12:37 AM Hell I guess an alien abduction would be one cool way to go http://discussanything.com/Ubb/biggrin.gif
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Je$ter 08-22-2001, 09:01 AM January 11, 2040
at the age of 67 years old.
Chalk another up to Cancer....WHOOHOOOO!!!
Pretty damn funny, though....not the whole death thing (that sucks) but the some of the questions...lol
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Calypso 08-22-2001, 04:28 PM May 27, 2054
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (23%)
Alien Abduction (15%)
Drowning (14%)
Homicide (11%)
Overdose (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Heart Attack (5%)
D Durden 08-22-2001, 04:35 PM 110 years old and shot dead by a jealous husband . . .
Hell, everyone has to have a goal, baby.
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March 13, 2060 at the age of 78 years old...
Heart Attack (37%)
Cancer (10%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Suicide (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Do I live a boring life or what? http://discussanything.com/Ubb/frown.gif
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Corporate Avenger 08-23-2001, 04:21 AM The results seem skewed to favor cancer, bullshit, I'm dying from #2..
You can expect to die on:
April 9, 2062
at the age of 88 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (26%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Suicide (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (5%)
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Red 86 GT
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism, because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
Benito "Il Duce" Mussolini
Aphasia 08-24-2001, 12:25 AM September 2, 2044
at the age of 63 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Somehow, I doubt that, though - people in my family tend to live way longer than they should.
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ChaoticThoughts 08-25-2001, 04:53 AM April 4, 2054 at the age of 73 years old.
Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
hum, i would have guess accident. But that works 4 me.
Rayney 09-17-2001, 02:44 AM Perhaps try www.deathclock.com (http://www.deathclock.com)
Its pretty much straightforward....
Death Test:
August 20, 2049 at the age of 67 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (8%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Hmmmm I would have thought Horrible Accident or Homicide but there you go!
Death Clock: Monday, October 15, 2046
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Scott 09-17-2001, 04:01 AM Originally posted by Manu:
March 23, 2053
at the age of 71 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (22%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
I was really rootin for the autofallatio.
bummer....on my birthday http://discussanything.com/Ubb/frown.gif
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slacker79 09-17-2001, 11:06 AM According to the Death Clock, I will die on Thursday, January 23, 2059. I will only be 60 years old.
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