Its going to happen.

My female friend is twisting my arm in the worst kind of way. I am going to spend 10 thrilling (not) days in my least favorite state, Florida.

This is the plan. We fly to Florida, her, her mother and myself. We go to Miami and Key West.

Now keep this in mind, I HATE BEACHES. My idea of a perfect vacation is NOT to lie in the sun. I hate salt water. I think boats are cool but everything else sucks.

I did strike a deal. I will get some time on my own to see stuff I want to see. This is ok I guess except what the hell is there to see in Florida? The Everglades? Swamps full of allegators and mosquitos? Hell no.

I did manage to check some sources and found one place that may be interesting, the Miami Circle. Its a 2000 archeological discovery saved from destruction last year. Well thats cool. Should occupy an hour or so of my time.

Then there is the Coral Castle. That might be ok. A large Castle made of coral rock. Built by one guy. Now that will occupy an hour or so of my time as well. What about the rest of the time????

Now something else....

I spent the single worst week of my life in Florida 4 years ago. I went with my (now ex) wife there. Actually she drove there first with some friends and I was to meet them in Orlando. I was in a hotel room waiting for 4 days with nothing to do but drink beer and watch cable tv. It rained every day. I did check out Epcot center one day and it was ok though overpriced. When she finally did get there, I learned that the car broke down in Key West. I also learned that she was having an affair with one of her traveling companions.

Yea you can say it sucked.

Now I am to go to Miami for a week of extreme bordom.

Hopefully I can find some good books to read.

go scuba diving bro.
there's some cool stuff to look at under the water!

I used to scuba dive.. tons of fun.

Originally posted by RightWingZealot
go scuba diving bro.
there's some cool stuff to look at under the water!

I used to scuba dive.. tons of fun.
Not my thing..
My friend is telling me the same thing but I have no desire to do that....

People belong above water, not below

thanks for the suggestion though...

I do like mountaineering but there are no mountains in Florida. In fact the entire state lies less than 300 ft above sea level.