Entertain me....Make me laugh....what funny things have you done with your characters in game...you know you wanna tell me...let the dork in you run rampant.

CJ
The Dork Master

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Uh, this was pretty funny . . . we had a halfling thief with a vorpal dagger (hey, stop that laughing!). Basically, he was in a party full of bricks (xth level fighters), and, almost without fail, he got the last lick in on the monsters. I've seen him roll three 20's in a row. We fought a big dragon once, and, for lack of better words, it bled to death from having it's foot chopped off by this daym hafling. We graduated college before the little sucker could get killed off, too . . . so, theoretically, that litte bugger is still alive somewhere.

Oh, and we actually had a guy to last MORE THAN ONE ROUND with Great Cthulhu once . . . at a DragonCon Chaosium scenario, no less! The party of 5 stumbled into the throne room, but 4 made their sanity roll (still went crazy, though). This guy missed his, and then proceeded to roll a ONE on sanity losses (basically, he knew the old bastard and the great old one owed him some money from a card game . . . that's the only explanation we got!). Before being eaten, he managed to shoot the beast twice (with a .32 automatic, no less!). That was some of the funniest crap I've EVER seen.

Oh, for what it's worth, in front of a learned group of people, I rolled up COMPLETELY RANDOMLY, a monk with psionics in DnD. I only played with him once, though . . . and retired the character. I was afraid of getting him killed!

Ahh psionics...

One of the best moments...this happened recently.

We're on a ship off the coast, and we're carrying a very valuable scepter with us. We hear a scream from the room where our party is (loads of NPCs) and run down there. Im playing an Explorer (ranger) and my companion Crisco is playing a Scout (theif.)

We see the side of the ship get ripped out, and this huge water spout there...(small tornado) Two NPCs (the women!) get swept out.

Almost in tandem...Chris tosses me his rope, we both tie it around our waists and we jump out the **** (allowing the rope to be help onto by a support beam between us). This was all done quickly wihtout any spoken communication between us (in real life!) Of course the girls were out of our reach so I decide to cut the rope to catch up to them :-)

Another time, I was playing a vamp in the WOD. I was the driver, and my friend was the gunner. We robbed banks. So when we start play that night, I tell the ST I am putting a few bircks and a few large chains in the back seat. He was confused, but we went along.

Well, of course we get followed. Suprised the ST when we started grabbing bricks and chains and tossing them out the back :-)

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Manu Narayan

Ahhh...one of my fondest memories is when i was playing a gargoyal in manus V:tm game. But this was no ordinary 7 foot tall hulking gargoyal....he was about 4 feet tall...had an intelegence of 1 yet had edict memory. Well the prince told him to go do a Job that almost got him killed which got his master...head of the tremere chantry annoyed...because im his ***** not the princes. Anyhow I call up my boss and he tells me to tell the prince "If he ever gives me a job like that again without asking, he would personaly come over and kill him" which of course (while still on the phone with my master mind you) I repeat word for word the message to the prince. Which none the less amused my master to no end. But It gets better. Malcov (thats his name) wanted to go into a night club with the rest of the group...but everyone was like...yo your too damn ugly people will notice. Seeing that it was a goth club...I asked someone to go get me a white mask a cape. I put on a tux, the cape, and the half white mask. Wala I was the Phantom of the Opera ready to go clubing... 4 foot impish gargoyal dressed up as the Phantom, you know its funny.

Then!!! The gargoyal was getting some info from a Nos, the Nos price was some good damn alcohol. Well the Gagoyal aranges to get it, and brings it. Nos and Gargoyal get drunk together. About then another character calls Malcov's cell phone and asks him to come pick him up. After drunkingly extorting 6 more bottles of Alcohol out of the player, malcov and the Nos get into the Nos's Taxi, and drive to the club...parking on top of a fire hydrant. After dilivering the other player to his destination...somehow safely..the Nos and Malcov got even more drunk...ahhhhh fond memories.

In a mage game back at college, the ST somehow got one of the players to jump into all kinds of nasty ****....and i do mean **** (fecal matter for those who cant figure out what got censored)....and dead body parts, and sewage...it amused us to no end that the player would be convinced every time that something important was to be found at the bottom of the pile of ****...and no he wasnt doing it to be funny...he thought he needed to...hehe

CJ
Master of the Dorkiverse

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[This message has been edited by Crisco (edited 07-11-2001).]

Good god, what the hell are you people talking about? The best thing I have is playing River City Ransom on my NES and literally picking up a chick and throwing her into a pit.


Ernie: BIFF!

Beating Final Fantasy 2 for the first time...and almost crying http://discussanything.com/Ubb/smile.gif


I blew someone's head apart with a large caliber weapon in a Vamp game, in a crowded night club....i was sorta crazy at the time....it was a long story..but i was happy http://discussanything.com/Ubb/wink.gif

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[This message has been edited by Scott (edited 07-11-2001).]

Oh, hey, I made the mistake of saying "I'll let anyone play ANY character in CoC . . . I don't care . . . it rarely matters" in an open game shop. Hehehe . . . a couple of vamps wanted to play blood-suckers in a CoC scenario as PC's. "Uhhhhhh . . . SURE!!! Every played before??" They hadn't . . . DELIGHT!

First they learned that vampires are NORMAL monsters . . . not mythos creatures. They have sanity just like humans. Hehehehe . . . so they eventually wigged out . . . Just for fun, the first time I gave one fear of blood as a disorder! LMAO!!! That was NOT what Mr. Super-Vampire was expecting . . . but, to add to their troubles, the second vamp got fear of the dark.

*Sigh* . . . I hate power gamers! LOL!

My favorite all time RPG quotes:

Jordan: "I cast fireball at him"
Nathan: "AT ME!?!"
Nate: "Ok roll 8d6 for damage"
Nathan: "I only have 12 hit points."
Jordan: "Wait no i take it back"
Nate: "Too late"
Jordan: "Nooooo, abort... ABORT! ISNT THERE AN ABORT COMMAND?"

and
Nate:"...you eat it..."
Josh: "I eat it."
Nate: "Ok, Its a poisonous mushroom save vs. death."
Josh: "No no i didnt say: I eat it. I said: I EAT it???"

Maybe you had to be there but they were classic exchanges.

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"He could not plead want of employment, nor incapacity of getting his bread in an honest way, but frankly own'd it was to get rid of the disagreeable superiority of some masters he was acquainted with and the love of novelty and change."

William Defoe on Bartholomew Roberts career of piracy

lol good call Cody.

Those WERE the days...

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Manu Narayan