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Šñøü†ê®
05-10-2012, 10:34 AM
We all know the Biblical mythology about how Yahweh made a covenant with a particular tribe and since they failed to meet his expectations, they anticipated a messiah to sort things out with Yahweh so they can continue with the deal. But then they killed the messiah. So they await for another one of some sort. Meanwhile, innocent Dandilions who, according to Genesis were made in a day, and never did anything to anyone are being persecuted by radiation. The radiation is real though. Can mankind be Dandilions' savior even while being the cause of the affliction?

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trgfbv
05-10-2012, 10:36 AM
Because he is imaginary.

the incredible b
05-10-2012, 10:37 AM
yea. you'd almost think 'god' and 'messiah' were metaphors for humankind...

86Dùde
05-11-2012, 07:49 PM
That's it, I'm killing my dandelions.

queenlillian1962
05-11-2012, 08:19 PM
Dandelion Holocaust, won't you please help stop the madness?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViXBdfw7ZEs

86Dùde
05-11-2012, 09:05 PM
ROFLMAO.

garyd
05-12-2012, 11:52 PM
Because they don't need one.