Hi

[NomNom]

So I had a quick half-arsed look to see if there was an introductions forum but I couldn't see one so here I am in 'The Lounge'.

Just wanted to say hi. I'm new. Sup? :eek3:

I don't know if I'm supposed to introduce myself or if anyone cares so... if you DO care, then ask and I'll answer!

[Malcolm Wright]

So I had a quick half-arsed look to see if there was an introductions forum but I couldn't see one so here I am in 'The Lounge'.

Just wanted to say hi. I'm new. Sup? :eek3:

I don't know if I'm supposed to introduce myself or if anyone cares so... if you DO care, then ask and I'll answer!

Snouter cares. I am channeling him. Welcome noob.

M.

[BooRadley]

Hi Noob. Just FYI: Ignore everything that's going to be said in all the following posts. They're all completely insane.

[Malcolm Wright]

Hi Noob. Just FYI: Ignore everything that's going to be said in all the following posts. They're all completely insane.

Snouter would like you to know that Boo is correct.

M.

[IFF]

welcome Nom Nom.
hope you enjoy it here. don't be too spoked by some members. they mean well.

[queenlillian1962]

Welcome Nom Nom.

Interrogation:

Male or female

When was your last orgasm?

Country of origin

Country of current residency

Age by decade: 20's, 30's, 40's etc.

Tea or coffee?

Liberal or conservative?

Musical preference?

Do you run around in your underwear at night in meadows filled with fairy's while waving a glow in the dark dildo above your head?


What is your favorite color?

Favorite book?

Favorite TV show?

Is black a color?

Marshmallows burnt or toasted?

[Malcolm Wright]

Welcome Nom Nom.

Interrogation:

Male or female



Agreed. Nomnom is conveniently non-gender-specific.



When was your last orgasm?


WHEN!? You will speak!



Country of origin

Country of current residency


Queen will visit you if your last orgasm was too long ago. Or Snouter if that's the way you roll.



Age by decade: 20's, 30's, 40's etc.


The correct answer to this is etc.



Tea or coffee?

Liberal or conservative?

Musical preference?


Notice how she sandwiches the political orientation question so innocently between benign questions of beverage and musical preferences? Make no mistake - it is a trap.



Do you run around in your underwear at night in meadows filled with fairy's while waving a glow in the dark dildo above your head?


Queen would like to know if you'll be joining her.



What is your favorite color?

Favorite book?

Favorite TV show?

Is black a color?

Marshmallows burnt or toasted?

Answers to these questions will yield a compatibility score and determine whether Queen and Snouter will groom you for orgy duty, sex slave duty, or janitor duty in their compound. As glamorous as the first two may sound, I highly recommend janitor duty, although nobody knows the correct combination of answers to unlock that. We suspect it all hinges on how you like your marshmallows.

M.

[Mrmint]

Hi numnum and welcome to the forum :)

[Ponce]

Fresh blood is always welcome Nom Nom.........

[86Dùde]

If you're female show us your tits.

[IFF]

Agreed. Nomnom is conveniently non-gender-specific.


maybe Nom Nom is Agendered?

[BooRadley]

maybe Nom Nom is Agendered?

Train accident?

[Malcolm Wright]

maybe Nom Nom is Agendered?

Yes, maybe. In which case it better come out and say so! :)

[trgfbv]

Bizarre gardening accident? -This is Spinal Tap.

[queenlillian1962]

Agreed. Nomnom is conveniently non-gender-specific.



WHEN!? You will speak!



Queen will visit you if your last orgasm was too long ago. Or Snouter if that's the way you roll.



The correct answer to this is etc.



Notice how she sandwiches the political orientation question so innocently between benign questions of beverage and musical preferences? Make no mistake - it is a trap.



Queen would like to know if you'll be joining her.



Answers to these questions will yield a compatibility score and determine whether Queen and Snouter will groom you for orgy duty, sex slave duty, or janitor duty in their compound. As glamorous as the first two may sound, I highly recommend janitor duty, although nobody knows the correct combination of answers to unlock that. We suspect it all hinges on how you like your marshmallows.

M.

SNOUTER! Did you tell MW about our plans to lure noobs into the Annual Southern CT Anything Goes Orgy?

[Malcolm Wright]

SNOUTER! Did you tell MW about our plans to lure noobs into the Annual Southern CT Anything Goes Orgy?

Nice try Q - but Snouter already knows you are the one who told me your sordid secrets.

[queenlillian1962]

I did not tell you about my sordid secrets or they wouldn't be secrets anymore.

[Malcolm Wright]

I did not tell you about my sordid secrets or they wouldn't be secrets anymore.

Hehe - now I know you have sordid secrets! No need to tell them to me - my imagination will do the job...

[Cookie]

Welcome from another noob!

[Manu]

When I think Nom Nom I thikn of the animal from Cut the Rope.

[Malcolm Wright]

Looks like the noob will never graduated to veteran - we may have sent him running to the hills.

Forever noo-oob, I want to be... fore-e-ever noo-oob...
Do you really want to be a noob forever...