LA-Z BOY RECLINERS BETTER THAN RITALIN?
HONOLULU, Hawaii (Wireless Flash) -- If your kids are hyperactive, don't put them on drugs -- just put them on a La-Z Boy recliner.
According to Hawaii-based medical archeologist Dr. Sydney Ross Singer, kids who sleep on flat beds are more prone to "brain congestion," which can cause problems like hyperactivity.

He claims parents can cut down on hyperactivity simply by allowing their children to sleep in recliners with their feet tilted up, which eliminates the brain congestion.

Dr. Singer says his studies on the subject were so conclusive that he now sleeps in a recliner himself and recommends new parents buy miniature La-Z Boys instead of cribs.
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"I have no regrets. Regret only makes wrinkles." - Sophia Loren

Me thinks he owns stock in La-z boy

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Red 86 GT

haha. Either way man!

Thats what we need, less drugs, and more reclining!

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Manu Narayan

i want a recliner!

I get brain congestion all the time...


i'm actually writing a book...

"SELECTIVE brain congestion"

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Originally posted by Manu:
Thats what we need, less drugs, and more reclining!



If I did any more reclining, people would think I was in a coma. Of course, my reclining is done on a flat 'brain congestive' bed, so it doesn't do me any good. If I got a recliner and spent as much time in it as I do in bed now...I'd be the smartest person alive.

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"I have no regrets. Regret only makes wrinkles." - Sophia Loren