NURSE INVENTS SOBRIETY SOFT DRINK
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A registered nurse in Beverly Hills has invented a soft drink that makes drunk people sober.
25-year-old Erin Reed was working at a Los Angeles liver transplant clinic when she discovered an ingredient used to protect human livers for transportation also helps reduce blood alcohol levels.

After the sobering revelation, Reed took the secret ingredient and created an apple-lime-flavored beverage called "Sober-X."

Reed's spokesman, William Chang, claims the new drink can reduce a person's blood alcohol level by up to 40 percent.

He says the soda actually promotes responsible drinking because "people who use it want to get sober."

However, the price of the beverage could drive you to drink: 7 bucks for a 1.4-ounce bottle.

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"I have no regrets. Regret only makes wrinkles." - Sophia Loren

I dunno man im a bit skeptical, perhaps ill invest in a can o this **** and put it to the real test.

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"Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies." -Nietzsche

They'll charge twice as much for it in clubs. $10 martini or a $14 killjoy-in-a-can? Which would the drunken mind choose?

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"Who are you?"
"The devil," she said. "The devil in love."

If the drunken mind is underaged and has to go home to his mommy at the end of the night... (hey, I've been there...and my mom was wild as all hell growing up, so she can tell when people have been drinking, even if it's just a small amount.)
But...why apple-lime? I mean, when I'm drunk, I don't usually think 'mmm, apple-lime...that sounds appealing to my upset, drunken stomach'.

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"I have no regrets. Regret only makes wrinkles." - Sophia Loren

Originally Posted By Aphasia
But...why apple-lime? I mean, when I'm drunk, I don't usually think 'mmm, apple-lime...that sounds appealing to my upset, drunken stomach'.


I don't think apple-lime even sounds appealing to the ready to go sober stomach.

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-Will

Heh maybe its just the natural after taste of whatever wicked chemicals are in the drink so they just figured theyd market it as an Apple-Lime beverage. Kinda like a cross between pine-solvent and Motts.

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"Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies." -Nietzsche

Originally posted by CodyChaos:
Heh maybe its just the natural after taste of whatever wicked chemicals are in the drink so they just figured theyd market it as an Apple-Lime beverage. Kinda like a cross between pine-solvent and Motts.



Mmm...Polysorbate-60...Just like mom used to synthesize...

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"Who are you?"
"The devil," she said. "The devil in love."

Mmmm...Motts and Pine Sol. To hell with drinking alcohol first, I think I'm just gonna get a case of this stuff to drink! Yum...

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"I have no regrets. Regret only makes wrinkles." - Sophia Loren

i smell bs

i smell bs

Then shower more often.

Mmmm...Motts and Pine Sol. To hell with drinking alcohol first, I think I'm just gonna get a case of this stuff to drink! Yum...

Mmmm...Motts and Pine Sol. To hell with drinking alcohol first, I think I'm just gonna get a case of this stuff to drink! Yum...

Nobody is stopping you dick-o

Nobody is stopping you dick-o

Schwaaaaaaaaaaag

Schwaaaaaaaaaaag


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Then shower more often.


lol

I have an appropriate disease for that, diavolo found it:

The fish malodor syndrome (also known as the fish odor syndrome and trimethylaminuria) is a metabolic disorder characterized by the presence of abnormal amounts of the dietary-derived tertiary amine, trimethylamine, in the urine, sweat, expired air, and other bodily secretions. Trimethylamine itself has the powerful aroma of rotting fish, and this confers upon the sufferer a highly objectionable body odor, which can be destructive to the personal, social, and work life of the affected individual.

lol

I have an appropriate disease for that, diavolo found it:

The fish malodor syndrome (also known as the fish odor syndrome and trimethylaminuria) is a metabolic disorder characterized by the presence of abnormal amounts of the dietary-derived tertiary amine, trimethylamine, in the urine, sweat, expired air, and other bodily secretions. Trimethylamine itself has the powerful aroma of rotting fish, and this confers upon the sufferer a highly objectionable body odor, which can be destructive to the personal, social, and work life of the affected individual.

Charming..

lol

I have an appropriate disease for that, diavolo found it:

The fish malodor syndrome (also known as the fish odor syndrome and trimethylaminuria) is a metabolic disorder characterized by the presence of abnormal amounts of the dietary-derived tertiary amine, trimethylamine, in the urine, sweat, expired air, and other bodily secretions. Trimethylamine itself has the powerful aroma of rotting fish, and this confers upon the sufferer a highly objectionable body odor, which can be destructive to the personal, social, and work life of the affected individual.


This is not your battle. I'm lower. Peace be with you Spab. I'm out.

lower M

take care~

Was that Kamandi? Or diabhol? Or Martin? Or whatever the hell he wants to be known as originally?

and why does it say hes banned but his join date and such arent green?

Was that Kamandi? Or diabhol? Or Martin? Or whatever the hell he wants to be known as originally?
Martin/Diabhal/20 other banned user names.:nice: