Some of My Credentials for Your Consideration

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A lot of folks seem to be questioning credentials as of late. This is typical as indeed they are quite impressive. Now many of you might recall the epic thread I started in response to fat mike who questioned my credentials in regards to assisting him with some psychological issues. Well that thread is no where to be found so being generous, I am now setting up another thread for you to enjoy.

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[GanjaFreebird]

GREAT!!:nice: Congrats, maybe you can finally get a job at a swimming pool then!!;):p:nice:

By the way, there is no need to block your last name, we already know it's probably Jewish-sounding so we won't laugh, I promise;):p.

[Šñøü†ê®]

Calm down already! :mad: Yes indeed I was a lifeguard at one time. :) Extremely boring yet very stressful actually. :(

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Speaking of mermaids and stuff!

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Now folks this is an open thread so please feel free to post you credentials. NO SPAM THOUGH. THANKS IN ADVANCE!

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[optimus]

SHOW US YOUR CREDENTIALS! :mad:

[Šñøü†ê®]

Flucking post something you punks! Do I have to do all the heavy lifting around here!

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[Šñøü†ê®]

^That was a really difficult test to pass by the way. Obviously the experience requirements required extensive experience at the managerial level which involved a lot of flirting. We do what we do.

[Šñøü†ê®]

I would venture to guess 99.9% of "stockbrokers" would not be able to pass that test. Then again the last person I would seek info about a car would be a car salesman!

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Before I forget, fat mike inspired the first CREDENTIALS thread and Sparklying MAry inspired this one!

[GanjaFreebird]

1. STOP BLOCKING YOUR LAST NAME, PUNK:mad:. It gets a bit annoying, and after all, there are many people in this country with the name "James", so you have to actually prove that it's REALLY you;). Don't worry, if your last name ends with a "stein", I promise that myself, optimus and TT will not laugh:p.

2. GET A FUCKIN' JOB, DAMN IT!!:rolleyes:. I understand that teaching kids how to shoot a gun or making sure that they don't do anything stupid in the swimming pool aren't the most exciting type of jobs, but at least you can make it easier on your parents and cut down the leeching to 50%, assuming they will even pay you $10-15 an hour;).

[Sparkly Mary]

Why are so many of your posts blank? Or is it just my computer?