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Šñøü†ê®
01-13-2012, 06:32 AM
Ganga, are you talking notes!
queenlillian1962
01-13-2012, 02:49 PM
ROLMAO! Ganja stop token weed, get off that hammock and get to work or you will become DA's Bitch!
Oh and make me a turkey Sammich!
Freedom&Liberty
01-13-2012, 04:24 PM
Does this mean that Ganja is gonna be some crack whore's bitch?
queenlillian1962
01-13-2012, 11:05 PM
Does this mean that Ganja is gonna be some crack whore's bitch?
Yup he surely will.
Freedom&Liberty
01-14-2012, 07:02 PM
Shocking!
GanjaFreebird
01-15-2012, 01:16 PM
F&L, I wasn't aware that queenlillian smokes crack, nor am I looking for any whores anyways, regardless of their drug habits, however, if I was, I'd pick a younger one that doesn't have bad stomach issues, no offense:D.
86Dùde
01-15-2012, 01:50 PM
Ganga, are you talking notes!
I don't care who you are but that was funny.
malishajohnjerri
02-14-2012, 02:39 AM
scientists at the United States National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) have turned their attention from the mysteries of the cosmos to a more esoteric area of research: what happens when you get a spider stoned. Their experiments have shown that common house spiders spin their webs in different ways according to the psychotropic drug they have been given. Nasa scientists believe the research demonstrates that web-spinning spiders can be used to test drugs because the more toxic the chemical, the more deformed was the web.
* Spiders on marijuana made a reasonable stab at spinning webs but appeared to lose concentration about half-way through.
* Those on Benzedrine - "speed" - spin their webs "with great gusto, but apparently without much planning leaving large holes", according to New Scientist magazine.
* Caffeine, one of the most common drugs consumed by Britons in soft drinks, tea and coffee, makes spiders incapable of spinning anything better than a few threads strung together at random.
* On chloral hydrat, an ingredient of sleeping pills, spiders "drop off before they even get started".
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