Let's compare Windows 95 against our saviour, Jesus of Nazareth:

Jesus Windows 95
Can walk on water Can crawl on a 486.
Sits in judgement at the pearly gates. Will be used to judge Bill Gates.
Started life as a carpenter. Turns perfectly good computers into furniture.
Born in a manger Resembles something found in a barn.
Remembered for protecting the weak. Has weak memory protection.
Was raised from the dead. Was created from Windows 3.1
Jesus performed great works for the multitudes Windows 95 multitasking performance barely works.
Jesus has no sin. Windows 95 has no shame.

You decide.


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"Forgive them father for they not know what they do.." Me

[This message has been edited by Jesus Christ (edited 10-16-2001).]

so you may be better than windows 95, I'll give you that, but you're not better than the pc.

you may have created the earth, but can you create a CD in under 5 mins like a 24x burner?

you may have good memory, but is it better than 512mb PC2100 266mhz?

people all around the world use pc's, but do they use you?

my processor was built on a .13 micron process containing over 57 million transistors, don't you just have a brain?

as for pc's, they have no sin... if you've done something bad, you're only two enter presses away from a format c: /s to cleanse all sin.

is it possible to overclock jesus? where are the dipswitches or bios settings?


edit -- I take back my immature joke about 86 GT Mustangs and how they don't run. But, being JC and all, I guess you already knew they didn't run.

[This message has been edited by slayr420 (edited 10-16-2001).]

Overclock Jesus? Sounds like the name for a new age punk band. http://discussanything.com/Ubb/biggrin.gif

So tell me Jesus, are you like my computer? Completely full of shit?

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Take Only Pictures, Leave Only Footprints.

Sounds like a good name to me.

[This message has been edited by Corporate Avenger (edited 10-17-2001).]

One computer guy to another:

Guy1: Did you hear that if you play a microsoft cd backwards, you hear Bill Gates performing satanic rituals?

Guy2: That's nothing. Did you know that if you play it forwards, it installs Windows 98?