Happy Velociraptor Mongoliensis Day!

[ÆSiR]

http://tonova.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/velociraptor.jpg

Please donate to my new non-profit organization:
BRAVO (Bring Relief Aid to Velociraptor Organization)

Every year thousands of Velociraptors like Clyde (Pictured above)
still remain extinct. This tragedy continues to go unnoticed among the masses. :nonono:

For just 25 cents a day, you could be helping to bring back this wonderful species. With new advances in cloning technology, this beautiful lizard could once again roam the wilds... or the malls....

As an added benefit, they would help to keep the elderly population to a minimum. This could help reduce the costs of escalating medical insurance.

Please..... help save this dinosaur from extinction.
**** the manatees, and the polar bears, and the zebras... time for a new king of the arctic jungle plains...
:nice:

[ÆSiR]

Jesus also supports velociraptors.
Don't make Jesus sad. :(

http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1242Holy_Shit535.jpg

[ÆSiR]

http://properkernel.com/humor/SniperRaptorJesus.jpg

[ÆSiR]

http://ui08.gamespot.com/1255/5175zf81_2.jpg

[AlbertJ]

finally some comic relief

*spanks optimus*

this is getting good

[ÆSiR]

I can see some of you unbelievers are still unimpressed with BRAVO.
Where are the contributions! :mad:

Ok, how bout this, we could solve the current energy crisis!!!

[No_Brakes]

http://properkernel.com/humor/SniperRaptorJesus.jpg


Protects against penguin armies, eh!?

*Desert Jackal in 5.....4........3......2.........*


;) :D

[ÆSiR]

Who needs a hybrid when you have RAPTOR POWER!

[No_Brakes]

Nice hat.

[ÆSiR]

US - Mexico Borders being overrun?

NO LONGER A PROBLEM!

[Adanch]

great thread!!!!

[ÆSiR]

great thread!!!!

YOU ARE CORRECT!
http://www.moonbattery.com/president-raptor.jpg

[ÆSiR]

http://12.media.tumblr.com/T6jSObiG9ot7fe1rSHZ99sm5o1_500.jpg

[Terrapin]

http://12.media.tumblr.com/T6jSObiG9ot7fe1rSHZ99sm5o1_500.jpg

more importantly was the oven left on in this kitchen...maybe empty ice cube trays were left in the sink:|

[ÆSiR]

more importantly was the oven left on in this kitchen...maybe empty ice cube trays were left in the sink:|

Now come on... you've only been gone for 5 days!

You'll be happy to know that I have successfully figured out how to operate the dishwasher... However, I still have not figured out how the dishes make their way back to the cupboards yet. :hmm: I have resorted to using paper plates and plastic cups until this problem is sorted out.

I have delegated some of your previous duties to the dogs.
I am not sure they completely understand these duties, as they just give me a perplexed stare when I ask them, "where my sammich is?"

The cats have been of no help.
Nashoba attempted to open some mail for me, but it just ended up under the fridge. Willow... come to think of it, I havn't seen Willow in days, I think we may have lost her somewhere in the pile of garbage that has spilled from the wastecan. I will have the dogs begin the search... actually, where are the dogs.

All is well, no worries, brb the ovens on fire...

[medlar]

http://www.dinosaursaotearoanz.com/images/Deinonychus.gif

[ÆSiR]

http://www.dinosaursaotearoanz.com/images/Deinonychus.gif

Hypno-Raptor *stares*

[SivVulk]

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[ÆSiR]

i_FB9myOy90

ROFL

Is that a really young Robin Williams?

[SivVulk]

ROFL

Is that a really young Robin Williams?

it sure is Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire ! :) The first movies i saw him in were Dead Poet's Society and Good Morning Vietnam... so I consider him old in this considering it came out in 1993...

[DngrMse]

http://tonova.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/velociraptor.jpg

Please donate to my new non-profit organization:
BRAVO (Bring Relief Aid to Velociraptor Organization)

Every year thousands of Velociraptors like Clyde (Pictured above)
still remain extinct. This tragedy continues to go unnoticed among the masses. :nonono:

For just 25 cents a day, you could be helping to bring back this wonderful species. With new advances in cloning technology, this beautiful lizard could once again roam the wilds... or the malls....

As an added benefit, they would help to keep the elderly population to a minimum. This could help reduce the costs of escalating medical insurance.

Please..... help save this dinosaur from extinction.
**** the manatees, and the polar bears, and the zebras... time for a new king of the arctic jungle plains...
:nice:

Will they taste like chicken?

[Saison]

Best thread evar!

[Katalina]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-just15minutes-geico.jpg My cat ate your Velociraptor!!!

[Terrapin]

what no love for the T-Rex:mad:
http://www.beckersbakeryanddeli.com/images/Cakes/Dinosaur%20blue%20trex.JPG

[ÆSiR]

I think that T-Rex just ate a Lucky Charms and Magic Mushroom Sammich.

[Terrapin]

I think that T-Rex just ate a Lucky Charms and Magic Mushroom Sammich.

well it's his bad...be thankful you don't have to clean up his doody:|

[AlbertJ]

http://i611.photobucket.com/albums/tt200/albertjones99/dino-sarah.jpg

[SivVulk]

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:nice: