tam
07-03-2001, 09:01 AM
My gf has a 13 year old sister thats very naieve and cute and all. Anyway, there's this 14 year old kid living around there that is constantly harassing her on AIM. He wants to 'cyber' with her and was being very explicit. No idea how a 14 year old would know all that, but it pretty much freaked her out. Being the nice big-brotherly guy that I am, I decided to have a word with him and make sure he would cut it out. See the result below. It was pretty funny to do, I have to admit. Notice how I never said I actually did anything, I just asked questions and he jumped to conclusions.
Me: mark?
Him: yeah
Him: who's this
Me: a friend of Alisons
Him: sweeet
Me: aint it
Me: sup with you
Him: nm
Him: just looking for a chick to cyber with
Me: how old r u
Him: 14
Me: so whats cyber
Him: cyber sex
Me: yeah but what IS that
Me: sounds pretty sad to me
Him: lol i'm ****ing jk
Him: i've never done that befor eand i dont' plan to
Him: lol
Him: it's so ****ing stupid
Me: i think alison blocked you
Him: lol
Me: you mustve been pretty bad
Me: whatd you say
Him: nothign
Him: lol
Me: see, i dont buy that
Him: cool
Me: hey do you know about hacking?
Me: are you good with computers?
Him: no
Me: what if i did
Him: did what
Me: know about hacking
Me: and messing up your pc
Him: that woudl suck
Me: yeah
Me: wouldnt it
Him: yeah
Me: what if i already did, while we were talking
Him: that woudl double suck
Me: but you wouldnt know
Him: so that's why my computer is ****ed up
Him signed off at 17:41:48 PM.
A few hours later he msgd me again and he admitted he got a hell of a scare. I told him I wasnt joking and that I had enough info on him to shut him down for good (kids believe anything if you use big words http://discussanything.com/Ubb/wink.gif). He hasn't been a bother since.
No real reason to this post, it was just funny and i wanted to share.
Me: mark?
Him: yeah
Him: who's this
Me: a friend of Alisons
Him: sweeet
Me: aint it
Me: sup with you
Him: nm
Him: just looking for a chick to cyber with
Me: how old r u
Him: 14
Me: so whats cyber
Him: cyber sex
Me: yeah but what IS that
Me: sounds pretty sad to me
Him: lol i'm ****ing jk
Him: i've never done that befor eand i dont' plan to
Him: lol
Him: it's so ****ing stupid
Me: i think alison blocked you
Him: lol
Me: you mustve been pretty bad
Me: whatd you say
Him: nothign
Him: lol
Me: see, i dont buy that
Him: cool
Me: hey do you know about hacking?
Me: are you good with computers?
Him: no
Me: what if i did
Him: did what
Me: know about hacking
Me: and messing up your pc
Him: that woudl suck
Me: yeah
Me: wouldnt it
Him: yeah
Me: what if i already did, while we were talking
Him: that woudl double suck
Me: but you wouldnt know
Him: so that's why my computer is ****ed up
Him signed off at 17:41:48 PM.
A few hours later he msgd me again and he admitted he got a hell of a scare. I told him I wasnt joking and that I had enough info on him to shut him down for good (kids believe anything if you use big words http://discussanything.com/Ubb/wink.gif). He hasn't been a bother since.
No real reason to this post, it was just funny and i wanted to share.