Printers... I hate them... why cant they have a better interface... why cant I telnet to it and say hello printer... how are you? Instead the sob has to sit there taunting me while I run around and make new ports and play with settings...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

/rant off

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"Who wants some? Huh? Who wants a little?"
-TOAO Ash

that is quite tragic. I never have problems with our network pritners...

Except when someone tries to print a 300 meg tiff file.

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Manu Narayan

Network printers are easy and provide great job security too

Whats the dilio?

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Winner of the "peoples Choice award" as supreme advocate for the people!

Three words, mah homey:

Ewe Es Bee

Next year's models of USB printers come with a voice synthesis and an ominous red eye that watches you while you sleep! However, the optical pattern recognition still needs work. They automatically assume every human shape is named Dave and is trying to shut that down. They really don't like that, Dave.

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"Who are you?"
"The devil," she said. "The devil in love."