Is it hard to be loyal to your lover?? How you guys maintain of being faithful to your partner?? :)

I don't think it's difficult. I've never cheated.
Even when I had opportunity and knew that I could get away with it, I still didn't.

It's not difficult at all. How do I do it? I keep my dick in my pants.

Certain circumstances in a relationship can make it more difficult to stay loyal to one's partner. And that is with the rest of the opposite gender population aside.

Is it hard to be loyal to your lover?? How you guys maintain of being faithful to your partner?? :)

Yes, it's hard (literally) because my Towering Pillar of Thrusthood -- my rambunctious rump-reaming rapier of luv, my turgid babe-taming tumescent torque-wrench of lust -- bucks and spits whenever my eyes encounter a set of large, pendulous bozoombas.

I think fidelity is a question of morals and values, and not necesarrily tied in to the quality of your current relationship. A lot of it has to do with how you were raised. Guilt, as a feeling, will only arise in people who have been conditioned to feel it. Alternatively, if one is raised in a home where anything goes... You are less likely to be trustworthy. To be an honest partner and play by the rules is not difficult at all, especially when you truly love your partner. But there are people who give in to lust, even when they love their partner, and this is where character from childhood shows up. Cheating is lieing, and can truly destroy people's hearts and even lives. It is a highly destructive behaviour that I do not recommend. Most of all, it is self-destructive, for secrets and lies are factors that raise stress levels, which effectively shortens your life span.

Don't cheat, it's not healthy for you.

Yes, it's hard (literally) because my Towering Pillar of Thrusthood -- my rambunctious rump-reaming rapier of luv, my turgid babe-taming tumescent torque-wrench of lust -- bucks and spits whenever my eyes encounter a set of large, pendulous bozoombas.

So why is it then that you spent our entire honeymoon Instant Messaging your mother while watching You Tube clips of homeless guys pounding each other? And while I have your attention, it's your turn to take out the garbage. Oh, and I won't be home tonight.

Your loving wife,

Suzuran

So why is it then that you spent our entire honeymoon Instant Messaging your mother while watching You Tube clips of homeless guys pounding each other? And while I have your attention, it's your turn to take out the garbage. Oh, and I won't be home tonight.

Your loving wife,

Suzuran

WTF????

My Dad likes your tits too, and so does my brother!

Look Suzy, marriage is a series of trade-offs, you know?

I'll deal with the garbage once you've located the remote between the sofa cushions, and while you're there, make sure you toss any of my underpants you find in the sofa into the laundry, which by the way needs doing cuz it's starting to smell funny in here.

Now get busy, or there'll be no salacious scimitar of smut for you when you get home (if you do).

WTF????

My Dad likes your tits too, and so does my brother!

Look Suzy, marriage is a series of trade-offs, you know?

I'll deal with the garbage once you've located the remote between the sofa cushions, and while you're there, make sure you toss any of my underpants you find in the sofa into the laundry, which by the way needs doing cuz it's starting to smell funny in here.

Now get busy, or there'll be no salacious scimitar of smut for you when you get home (if you do).

Didn't I tell you? I pawned the remote control 'coz on your salary, it's a luxury we can ill-afford. Or maybe if you didn't go through an entire jar of Skippy in one sitting, we could afford luxuries like chapstick and toilet paper. I'm just sayin'. Anyway, my brother needs help cleaning out his birdcage, so that's where I'll be tonight. And don't try calling there. His phone is disconnected.

Your loving wife,

Suzuran

:rolleyes:

what the hell is going on in this thread?

what the hell is going on in this thread?
:stupid:

:eek7:

what the hell is going on in this thread?

this is far more entertaining than the actual topic, I say we let it run its course.

I don't think it's hard to stay loyal, cheating isn't really an option I let myself consider. The only time I have ever been tempted was in my last relationship at the very end when neither of us was happy and I knew we were going to split soon and the opportunity presented itself...well needless to say I didn't go through with it because I just don't want to be that kind of person, I don't ever want to cause that kind of pain to another person and I know it would make me feel terrible and guilty.

I think Canadiense was partially right....sometimes it does simply boil down to your morals and values and some people are just habitual cheaters not because they are unhappy in their current relationship but because they just can't say no to themselves when they want something. On the other hand I think that the status of one's current relationship also plays a part. A person who is totally happy and in love with their partner probably won't even have the thought of cheating cross their mind whereas someone who is unhappy in their relationship (for whatever reason) is going to be much more likely to seek solace from a third party.

I don't think it's difficult. I've never cheated.
Even when I had opportunity and knew that I could get away with it, I still didn't.



I admire people like you betty..It is hard to find someone now a days who is loyal.. :)

It's not difficult at all. How do I do it? I keep my dick in my pants.



That's great Baboon.. Keep and just use it for your special someone alone.. :)

I admire people like you betty..It is hard to find someone now a days who is loyal.. :)

Don't I know it. Guido has been trying to prove his "manhood" to everyone 'cept his loving wife from the day I accepted his marriage proposal at the Olive Garden. Maybe it was because he was born with fallopian tubes that he has to go around bragging about his "icy hot cylinder of love lava" on message boards, even ones where the topic is Cystic Fibrosis or caring for elderly house plants. Don't none of you listen to him. Soon he'll be telling you that he will be taking over his stepfather's Chia Pet business. But that's another one of his big, fat lies. Truth is, Guido has never worked a day in his life. And if you are reading this, Guido, I won't be home tomorrow night, either. I got to take take my sister's Doberman in to be euthanized. But don't try calling me at her place. Someone broke into her trailer and stole the phone.

If you never make a commitment then you're never unfaithful. :|

Don't I know it. Guido has been trying to prove his "manhood" to everyone 'cept his loving wife from the day I accepted his marriage proposal at the Olive Garden. Maybe it was because he was born with fallopian tubes that he has to go around bragging about his "icy hot cylinder of love lava" on message boards, even ones where the topic is Cystic Fibrosis or caring for elderly house plants. Don't none of you listen to him. Soon he'll be telling you that he will be taking over his stepfather's Chia Pet business. But that's another one of his big, fat lies. Truth is, Guido has never worked a day in his life. And if you are reading this, Guido, I won't be home tomorrow night, either. I got to take take my sister's Doberman in to be euthanized. But don't try calling me at her place. Someone broke into her trailer and stole the phone.

You'll be hearing from my "Do Your Own Divorce" kit real soon, you treacherous Jezabel who doesn't know a candlepin from a duckpin and throws only gutterballs no matter how many long-island ice-teas she guzzles while shamelessly handing out OUR phone number (or should I say "former" phone number) to *******s like Dwayne.

Remember: He who laughs last laughs mostly, and I'm LOL-ing right now, BIAAAAAATCH!

:eek3:

You'll be hearing from my "Do Your Own Divorce" kit real soon, you treacherous Jezabel who doesn't know a candlepin from a duckpin and throws only gutterballs no matter how many long-island ice-teas she guzzles while shamelessly handing out OUR phone number (or should I say "former" phone number) to *******s like Dwayne.

Remember: He who laughs last laughs mostly, and I'm LOL-ing right now, BIAAAAAATCH!

Bring it on, Dude. And tell that cheap ass lawyer of yours he better not get any funny ideas about giving you co-ownership of my mail order fashion line, which I might add, would be bigger than Versace, if you hadn't left your uh, . . .mark on all the merchandise. At least Dwayne bowls with his own BALLS (if you get my drift) and knows how to treat a lady when he takes her into a toilet stall. And by the way, I won't be home all this week. I'll be at my cousin's place. He needs someone to help him install his plasma TV. Oh, and his phone was repossessed, so don't try calling me there.

Your loving soon to be 'ex' wife,

Suzuran

Lol.. seem that a couple is fighting in here... :)

I don't know if this is serious or not, but I love this thread.

Is it hard to be loyal to your lover?? How you guys maintain of being faithful to your partner?? :)

If you love your partner it shouldn't be difficult at all!:)

It's not difficult at all. How do I do it? I keep my dick in my pants.

Thats an interesting way to put it but essentially you are right!:)

I don't know if this is serious or not, but I love this thread.

If you PM me, i can tell you how you can order your "Team Suzuran" T-Shirt for $29.99 plus shipping and handling. Add another ten bucks to my legal defense fund and you will get a "Guido is A Big Woman's Blouse" T-Shirt for Free.

Other designs include:

Suzuran is HOT. Guido's NOT

Guido Can Eat My Shorts. . . after he's finished doin' me

Suzuran is SOOOO over Guido

If you love your partner it shouldn't be difficult at all!:)



I agree and no more multiple partners in bed because you are committed.. :)

I agree and no more multiple partners in bed because you are committed.. :)If you're both committed to each other, why not share a third? Or a fourth? How strong is your commitment really if your relationship can't survive a little orgy? One more thing to share in and deepen the level of intimate experiences.

I agree and no more multiple partners in bed because you are committed.. :)

Probably a good way to stop the aids virus also!:)

Suzuran is HOT.

Pics?

If you think it's hard to find loyalty in relationsihps, you're looking in the wrong places. I run with a notoriously promiscuous crowd, and in the nearly five years I've been around I've seen less than five people be unfaithful.

If you're both committed to each other, why not share a third? Or a fourth? How strong is your commitment really if your relationship can't survive a little orgy? One more thing to share in and deepen the level of intimate experiences.

LOL an orgy that also includes your wife! I suppose you want your friends to watch!:)

Why not? That's what webcams were invented for, after all.

If you're both committed to each other, why not share a third? Or a fourth? How strong is your commitment really if your relationship can't survive a little orgy? One more thing to share in and deepen the level of intimate experiences.



We are couple.. We couple are not hunger of sex so we do it alone without sharing.. :D

LOL an orgy that also includes your wife! I suppose you want your friends to watch!:)Watch? Hell, who do you think we'll be having the orgy with?

We are couple.. We couple are not hunger of sex so we do it alone without sharing.. :D
What?

Watch? Hell, who do you think we'll be having the orgy with?


LOL if you can send pics via webcam I have my popcorn ready!:)

I think baboon is also iterested in Pics!

What?



:rolleyes:

I didn't mean that to be insulting, I'm honestly unsure what you meant by that. I get that you can have sex with only each other and not feel the need to share, but the "not hunger" part is what's throwing me.

Is it hard to be loyal to your lover??

Humans are genetically predisposed to infidelity. If we weren't so good at breeding, we wouldn't have risen to the top of the food chain. Our primate ancestors only managed to survive as a species by mating with multiple partners throughout their lives.

It's only natural that humans carry the same compulsions that served our species so well in the past.

What?She had too many coherent sentences in a row, then she remembered that English is supposed to be difficult for her, so she tried to make up for it all at once.

What?


I think what Juliet means is that the couple will have sex with each other and no sharing with outsiders not what you were thinking of masturbating LOL! Remember Juliet's english is her second language!:)

I wasn't thinking of anything, my thought process had stopped after I realized that I was unclear on her meaning. But thanks for the clarification...I'm still a bit fuzzy on the "not hunger" part.

I didn't mean that to be insulting, I'm honestly unsure what you meant by that. I get that you can have sex with only each other and not feel the need to share, but the "not hunger" part is what's throwing me.



Why share if you are satisfied with one partner alone?? :D Is that not of being hunger?? :D

I wasn't thinking of anything, my thought process had stopped after I realized that I was unclear on her meaning. But thanks for the clarification...I'm still a bit fuzzy on the "not hunger" part.

I believe what she meant of the hunger is the hunger of the need to have multiple partners LOL! I hope Juliet can answer for the clarification!:)

Humans are genetically predisposed to infidelity. If we weren't so good at breeding, we wouldn't have risen to the top of the food chain. Our primate ancestors only managed to survive as a species by mating with multiple partners throughout their lives.

It's only natural that humans carry the same compulsions that served our species so well in the past.

Actually what you say makes sence as it is known that the male species wants to spead his genes in order to increase the odds of his genes survival! This is why the male species in mamals in general is naturally promiscuous!

I believe what she meant of the hunger is the hunger of the need to have multiple partners LOL! I hope Juliet can answer for the clarification!:)



Yes, that is what i mean.. :)

Yes, that is what i mean.. :)


I guess I am the mediator here!:)

Yes, that is what i mean.. :)

Juliet, are you super-attracted to guys who jerk off a lot (like really a lot)?

Also, how's about you and me going steady? Marriage is later, OK?

Juliet, are you super-attracted to guys who jerk off a lot (like really a lot)?

Also, how's about you and me going steady? Marriage is later, OK?




No not so just keep yourself seeking a white woman there... LOL .. I have now my steady boyfriend and i was engaged to him... :D

Juliet, are you super-attracted to guys who jerk off a lot (like really a lot)?

Also, how's about you and me going steady? Marriage is later, OK?

Nice try, Guido. But the lovely Juliette could do better than marry your sorry ass. Just because I was "dickmatized" into believing that you possessed an "icy hot cylinder of love lava" doesn't mean other woman are similarly inclined to blot out reality with Long Island Ice Tea in a Super-Sized Slurpee cup and an entire ice-cube tray of ketamine laced jello shots. After my two hour stint in Rehab, I can finally see the light. . . and the teeny weeny appendage dangling helplessly from your half lady parts. I'm just saying'. And stop trying to call me at my co-worker's place. I told you her phone was sucked out of its socket during the last tornado.

Smell ya later, Dude.

best thread ever. I'm so gonna get my wife to read this thread later. :D

Is it hard to be loyal to your lover?? How you guys maintain of being faithful to your partner?? :)

Not for me. For lots of other people it seems to be.

What Dwayne and I have been doing is not exactly cheating. He keeps his pants around his ankles and I leave my gum in my mouth. It's not like we're getting all undressed and stuff, so I don't know why Guido's getting all bent out of shape and whining all over the internet tubes about my "infradelity" If you really must know, he cheated on me with . . Get this . . . the crack between the sofa cushions, where he had stashed a Krispy Kreme. (Don't ask!) He says he was looking for the remote, but I later found squashed Krispy Kreme krumbs all over my thong. Looking for the remote, My Arse. (And for what it's worth, he doesn't have enough down there to fill out a thong). I'm just sayin'...

P.S. Guido, if you are reading this, I'm still at Uncle Donny's place. But don't try calling me there because the Feds have put a tap on his phone.

:corn:

Anybody want to share my Absurdist Popcorn? I made it specially for situations like this one. :p

:corn:

Anybody want to share my Absurdist Popcorn? I made it specially for situations like this one. :p

Sure, I will have some of that popcorn!:)

mESSAge for Suzuran:

Just so you know, I had a MARVELOUS dinner on Friday nite at the OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE with a lovely young lady who has BIG FIRM TITS (not saggy bloated ones like you-know-who) and she calls me an "incurable romantic" !

Her name begins with a "D" as in "-ebbie" and you don't know her but she sure knows you but she wishes she didn't, from waiting table with you at RED LOBSTER a few months ago, where you were nothing but (according to "D") a SLUT and a TWO-BIT WHORE if she remembers correctly and I'm sure she does. She said that she and the rest of the wait-staff often LAFFED AT YOU cos you did so much CRANK and tried OH-SO-HARD to get a certin regular customer (who is and was a LOOOZER named "Phil") to buy you drinks but he NEVER DID cos your weaves was always falling out of your head and they didn't even look right when they was attached, now did they BIAAAAATCH!!!!?????

oH and before I forget we (meaning "D" and me) are going Bowling on Wednesday night and I"m sure that will lead to somewheres where you and me NEVER WENT and NEFER WILL, not now that you REFUSE to answer the damn phone for 72 hours running cos it's alwayz "buzy" like sure yeah you can GO PUOND SAND and you can think of me and all the jokes me and "D" are telling about YOU and that IDIOT (yah I know all about it!) while we're out HAVING DRINKS and BOWLING STRIKES!!!!

hahahahahahha!!!! SUX to be U!!!!!

Lovely Debbie AKA "Dexter" has better boobs than me, I'll admit. 'Coz she-DUDES always look hot with silicone grapefruit halves stuffed under their clavicles. I'm just sayin'. And FYI, Uncle Donny bought me a new weave made from real, genuine NYLON from Korea. So stick that in your droopy little pipe and smoke it. And don't try to call me at Psychic Hotline. Madame Suzuran is reserved exclusively for celebrities and VIP's. She doesn't give psychic advice to recently fired chicken pluckers on disability. I'm just sayin'.....

She had too many coherent sentences in a row, then she remembered that English is supposed to be difficult for her, so she tried to make up for it all at once.

lol youre such a cynic :nice: ;)

Actually what you say makes sence as it is known that the male species wants to spead his genes in order to increase the odds of his genes survival! This is why the male species in mamals in general is naturally promiscuous!

Both genders are promiscuous, it is just the males don't have to wait several months between successful attempts.

Both genders are promiscuous, it is just the males don't have to wait several months between successful attempts.

I could argue the opposite. They say it's always up to the female...;)

I could argue the opposite. They say it's always up to the female...;)

There's a good portion of our prison population that violently disagreed :P

Fidelity is really really really difficult when you hate your girlfriend.

Just sayin'.

I admire people like you betty..It is hard to find someone now a days who is loyal.. :)


hmmm......now a days......kind of an unusual post for a filipino, don't cha think?


Just sayin'

hmmm......now a days......kind of an unusual post for a filipino, don't cha think?


Just sayin'

I know a lot of people in Texas that say that :|

I know a lot of people in Texas that say that :|


me 2

I know a lot of people in Texas that say that :|
she's clean, no worries. :p

she's clean, no worries. :p

you really do seem to know how to spark my curiosity. you give just enough info to make me wonder than I start going over possibilities in my head. :mad:

:upknows:

You guys know 'Colorado' is a sock puppet right?

Choice A:

I'm totally on Team Suzuran. She could do WAAAYYYY better than Guido. In fact, I'd "do" her in a heartbeat. *

Choice B:

I support Guido because I'm the kind of guy/gal who would settle for a low rent loser who is blacklisted from IHOP for life. Oh, . . . and sleeps on rubber sheets.

* Choose 'A' and receive your 'Team Suzuran T-Shirt' for only $19.99 plus shipping and handling. I'm sorry, but I am not responsible for damaged merchandise. If your shirt arrives with blood and semen stains on it, blame Guido. I'm just sayin'. . .

wtf?

:scratch:

:crazy:

Choice A:

I'm totally on Team Suzuran. She could do WAAAYYYY better than Guido. In fact, I'd "do" her in a heartbeat. *

Choice B:

I support Guido because I'm the kind of guy/gal who would settle for a low rent loser who is blacklisted from IHOP for life. Oh, . . . and sleeps on rubber sheets.

* Choose 'A' and receive your 'Team Suzuran T-Shirt' for only $19.99 plus shipping and handling. I'm sorry, but I am not responsible for damaged merchandise. If your shirt arrives with blood and semen stains on it, blame Guido. I'm just sayin'. . .

Message to Suzuran:

Yes we've only been married 12 days, but NOW WE'RE FINISHED!

I want my ring back!!! And you can forget about the ANNIVERSERARY GIFT I already got for you -- YOU BETRAYER WHORE-BAG!!!!!.

Some GOREGOUS HOT BABE is gonna be real pleazed to receive a CHARM BRASLETTE with charms from every state in the Texas/Oklahoma/Arkansas region -- suich as my current MISTRESS whose name begins with a "D"!!! amd whe doesn't think a "romantic evening" CONSISTS of sitting around SNORTING METH and writting luv-letters to BRET FRIKKEN MICHAELS begging to appear on ROCK-O-LUV!!!!!

And you can tell your uncle Donnie to take his 1978 Ford Fiesta and SHOVE IT UP HIS A S S cos I got better things to do with my $125, like invest it in the GODDAM STOCK-MARKET!

News Flaaaash. . . When I leave Jenny Craig Boot Camp, I'm totally going to win Brett's heart. Unless of course, that restraining order against me is still in effect. And like I really want the tacky charm bracelet you stole from your own mother - the one she got from some guy as payment for aborting you. Too bad she had two lap dances scheduled that day and couldn't have you sucked out of her ass as scheduled. I'm just sayin'. And tell "Debbie" AKA Dexter Farnsworth that I hope she gets the same flesh eating bacteria from wearing that filthy bauble that I got when I wore it on our WEDDING DAY.

P.S. Uncle Donny says to tell you that his phone has been confiscated by the Feds, so stop trying to call me at that number.

Okee dokee then.
Now it's gone off the deep end. If you're gonna have a fake fight, at least make it believable.

Thread is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off topic.
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