By far the best crime movie ever made!


I first heard of that movie when it primeired in the 1989 Chicago Film Festival. Since then I saw the movie no less than 5 times and counting. I remember the opening dialog the best:


Mr Brown: You want to know what Like a Virgin was about?

Its about this kooz...whose a regular f*ck machine.
Were talking morning noon night ...
dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick

Mr Blue: How many dicks is that?

Mr White A lot!

Mr Brown (Continuing): So along comes this John Holms muthaf*cka and its like...oh baby...
this cats like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape...this cats diggen tunnels and then this chick is feeling something she hasnt since childhood..... pain ...

see this chick shouldnt feel anything...

...but when this cat f*cks her it feels like it did the first time


,,,,hence "Like a Virgin".

or how about...

nice guy Eddie: OK everybody put in a buck

turning to Mr Pink: You too Mr Pink

Mr Pink: I don't tip

Mr White: Whattdaya mean ya dont tip

Mr Pink: I don't believe in tipping

Nice guy Eddie: I dont even know a jew that doesnt tip

Mr Pink: Its just out of principal. Why should society say that we tip certain people and not others. For example why dont we tip people at McDonalds?

Mr White: You dont know what you are talking about. Do you know that waitressing is the number one entry level job for unmarried women in America? Its the number one job that any woman can get regardless of education.

Mr Pink[I] Ordinarily I would expect the waitress to fill my coffee three times. She only did it once.

[I]Nice guy Eddie Like you need another cup of coffee...

Mr White What are you expecting? The waitress to come and suck your dick in back?

Mr Pink (putting index finger and thumb together): Do you know what this is?

This is the worlds smallest violin playing for all the waitresses out there.

Joe (approacing the table and counting the money): OK Who didnt put in a buck?

Mr White: Mr. Pink. He doesnt believe in tipping.

Joe (turning to Mr. Pink) OK I said everybody put in a buck.


Mr Pink Ordinarily I would say no but for you I will put in a buck.

I love the part when Mr. Blonde is dancing to the steelers wheel song just before he tortures the guy... *drools* ..gotta love Mister Blonde...

or when Mister Blonde goes to see Joe and ...mmmm Sean Penn's brother (i forget the character-- Eddie! thats his name) and they're fighting and Eddie goes: "did you see that daddy? he just tried to **** me in the ass!"

I concur... damn good movie. Man, I gotta see it again.

Yes, great movie :) can't give you any quotes, but definately a good movie.

One of my faves.

After seeing it I've never heard "Stuck In The Middle With You" the same way again.

There are two ways you can go on this job Mr. Pink and thats my way or the high way. Whats it going to be Mr. Pink?

THE RESERVOIR DOGS:

Joe........Lawerence Tierany
Nice Guy Eddie..........Christopher Penn
Mr. White...........Harvey Keitel
Mr. Orange............Tim Roth
Mr. Blonde............Micheal Madson
Mr. Pink...............Steve Buscemi
Mr. Brown............Quenton Tarentino
Mr. Blue...............Eddie Bunker