finish the sentence...

fall asleep during movies.

Talk too much about my fitness and weightloss journey

Conjure up rectal ghosts.

dump her.

Have three TV's on. WTF is the point of having TV's if you're not going to use them. Chicks. :rolleyes:

Leave my dirty, wet hockey clothes on the bathroom floor.

Fart in the car.

read women''s magazines like Cosmo or something. Although, I will admit they are pretty terrible. :hmm:

read women''s magazines like Cosmo or something. Although, I will admit they are pretty terrible. :hmm:

Why is it that the wimmins say these rags are terrible, but just ... don't ... seem ... to be able to ... resist them ?

M

Why is it that the wimmins say these rags are terrible, but just ... don't ... seem ... to be able to ... resist them ?

M


Because then women won't know what Cosmo thinks is the top 101 ways to please our man. :|

Am more logical than him.

Because then women won't know what Cosmo thinks is the top 101 ways to please our man. :|

101 !? I must be low maintenance :)

M

When I loose my keys...for the 134,896th time.

. . . overcook the meth and blow up our double wide - for like the 99th time this year.

101 !? I must be low maintenance :)

M

hehe. Almost every guy is; they just like you to believe there's more to it.

hehe. Almost every guy is; they just like you to believe there's more to it.

:)
Do we really? I don't even pretend there's more to it. Its very easy to keep me happy.

Where do you fit in the 'maintenance' scale?

M

:)
Do we really? I don't even pretend there's more to it. Its very easy to keep me happy.

Where do you fit in the 'maintenance' scale?

M


No, sorry. I mean Cosmo wants you to believe there is more to it to sell magazines. Every guy I've been with has had absolutely no problem being satisfied. :nice: It honestly doesn't take much.

As far as I am on the maintenance scale-- well, girls are more difficult naturally, and...I like to be a little adventurous sometimes, but I'm not high- maintenance.

Anyway, moving along...

:p

No, sorry. I mean Cosmo wants you to believe there is more to it to sell magazines. Every guy I've been with has had absolutely no problem being satisfied. :nice: It honestly doesn't take much.


Ah got it.


As far as I am on the maintenance scale-- well, girls are more difficult naturally, and...I like to be a little adventurous sometimes, but I'm not high- maintenance.

Anyway, moving along...

:p

Yeah, lets move along.

M

he hates it when I am right. Which I always am. :|

. . . overcook the meth and blow up our double wide - for like the 99th time this year.

I'm hearin' ya. :hmm:

Because then women won't know what Cosmo thinks is the top 101 ways to please our man. :|there is an easy way to please your man every time, make us a sammich and then spread your legs. that always tugs at a guy's heart strings. I don't understand why they need magazines to figure this out.

as for the game, I would have to say.........

....come home from work and drop trou in the middle of the living room and leave my pants on the floor.

When I worry about things too much!
or... when I'm right about certain things, it annoys him. :P