i'll make it easy. how many licht bulbs are strung up outside? and how many characters or holiday objects are up too? lights in the objects dont count.

lights are nice, but frankly i'm too lazy to climb the ladder to hang 'em. :p

zero.

Just like Red, I'm too damn lazy to climb up on the roof in the freezing wind and hang lights, just so I can climb back up there and take them down in a month.