Ingredients:

2 slices of bread
butter

Directions:
Open Refrigerator (the big rectangle box machine in the kitchen)
Take out 2 slices of bread (bread usually already comes pre-sliced, no need to bring a knife yet)
Put the 2 slices of bread in a TOASTER (toe-ster)
Push the button down

Wait until it pops up
Take the slices out of the toaster
Spread butter on them (please use a knife, not your fingers)

Enjoy

is it possible to butter the toast first?

If you butter it first, you'd be buttering bread, not toast.

:p

Great recipe! I love to spice my version of that up a bit with this Toaster (http://eggandmuffintoaster.net/)

I like peanut butter on my toast

Great recipe! I love to spice my version of that up a bit with this Toaster (http://eggandmuffintoaster.net/)

Oh, that's bitchin.

If you butter it first, you'd be buttering bread, not toast.

:p

this is true...;)

I like peanut butter on my toast

peanut butter toast is teh best...:nice::drool:

BILAFuSi-i0

Why is your bread in the fridge?

Great recipe! I love to spice my version of that up a bit with this Toaster (http://eggandmuffintoaster.net/)

zomg, that thing's awesome! does it do scramby eggs?

Why is your bread in the fridge?

Hmmm....are you not actually supposed to keep bread in the fridge?

Hmmm....are you not actually supposed to keep bread in the fridge?

People who keep bread in the fridge are weird :P
I suppose it might last a little longer, but cold, hard bread sucks.

I just use a rubbermaid airtight bread container and keep it out on the counter. Nice, soft bread that lasts usually for a good couple of weeks :nice:

I keep my bread in the fridge too, but I also never buy bread with high fructose corn syrup in it--which eliminates most breads on the market.

The breads with H.F.C.S. in it generally don't need to be refrigerated because of it. You leave a loaf of natural rye bread out and it gets moldy, fast. In the fridge, not so much.

I keep my bread in the fridge. It doesn't get moldy as fast. :shrug:

I just keep it in the pantry. it doesn't get a chance to get moldy.

Hmmm....are you not actually supposed to keep bread in the fridge?

No, thats weird. Its kept in the pantry.

Most of the time, I keep mine in the fridge as well- supposed to last longer -but, if I know we are going to use it soon or fast, I don't. As for cold, hard bread- yea, it sucks- so you just take it out ahead of time. You can freeze bread too...I hate to though, so I don't.

*bump*

Sean, do you have any recipes for getting the face of Jesus or other dieties to appear in said toast?

Sean, do you have any recipes for getting the face of Jesus or other dieties to appear in said toast?

Other than intense prayer to our savior, the lord Jesus Christ? No.

Other than intense prayer to our savior, the lord Jesus Christ? No.

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