Guitarophile
06-26-2002, 03:08 PM
Yeah, that's my hobby. Last night the cute little ball of fur did something decidedly un-cute. She was dashing away from her catbox, as is her usual way, but this time she was running funny, like her back legs weren't working right. I followed her trail to find that she had the mother of all tag-alongs hanging off her south side! She eventually dislodges it, leaving it there on the carpet for me to take care of, along with a dark streak a mile long!
Anyone else got embarrassing pet stories? Share 'em here!
turtle_o
06-26-2002, 03:40 PM
haha, that is so funny, but you told it in a aww kittens are so cute kind of way.
even when they are driving you crazy, they are so cute, huh?
pet stories... oh okay!
so i have this cute pitbull, reddish blondish fur and brindle stripes. She is such a pushover,
Oh yeah anyways, so when someone walks in the door who she is familiar with, she licks them. I mean she licks their shins, and their knees,... while they are trying to walk into the house.. and even through blue jeans. We know she's just being a sweety, but she mostly just gets told to quit it.
Swappy
06-26-2002, 03:49 PM
I remember a guy who used to work up here and for some reason he brought his dog in. It was a full grown german shepard. It walked in, stopped, looked to the left and right and then squated and took a huge dump. We're talking a big steaming pile of dog chit. Now this guy, a big ole ex army dude is on his hands and knees cleaning up dog chit. Funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
Lateralis
06-26-2002, 04:09 PM
My cat, Charlotte, loves plastic bags.. she loves to get in them and sleep, or play and just be inside them.. like the kind you get at the grocery store. You can even pick her up while she's in them, carry her around, set her down, and she won't run out. Well somehow, she got a handle around her waist and she couldn't get it off, well I think my other cat must have attacked the bag, and this spooked Charlotte seeing as she has the rest of the bag attached to her, so I hear this meowing and bag tearing around the house. I run out to see her running around like a wild thing with this crazy bag on her back end. I get her unstuck and her heart's going a mild a minute.
Another really funny story.. I lived in an apartment, with a sliding glass door and a screen door. My roommate had a cat that liked to go outside. We would open up the glass door and let him out. He would recognize the sound of the sliding door. So we slid back the glass door and yelled "Blue!!" and he came tearing around the corner and ran head first into the screen door. We forgot to slide back the screen door as well as the glass door as well. Oops.