Yep, it's coming.

How will you surprise your soulmate this year?

good ole VD

but, but it was just christmas!
the pressure is on again. What can I delight her with..hmmm

but, but it was just christmas!
the pressure is on again. What can I delight her with..hmmm
Yep, same problem here. (Why do you think I started this thread? :D)

I had tons of ideas, but I've used them all... :(

Valentines' Day? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you mean Singles' awareness day! :)

Yep, same problem here. (Why do you think I started this thread? :D)

I had tons of ideas, but I've used them all... :(

Sadly I have very few ideas. Well none that would pan over too well. I'm new to sharing this sappy holiday with another person other than myself.

Sadly I have very few ideas. Well none that would pan over too well. I'm new to sharing this sappy holiday with another person other than myself.
Well, if you want an idea... Arrange a bath together with candles and everything... Now the neat-trick, using anti-something I don't know the name of* write in the mirror something like I love you or something, so that it will only appear after some time. My girlfriend loved it.

* You know, when you get out ot the tube, and you can't see yourself in the mirror, well, that's a word I don't know how to say in English.

How will you surprise your soulmate this year?

i have an idea...... *sexy wink*

Well, if you want an idea... Arrange a bath together with candles and everything... Now the neat-trick, using anti-something I don't know the name of* write in the mirror something like I love you or something, so that it will only appear after some time. My girlfriend loved it.

* You know, when you get out ot the tube, and you can't see yourself in the mirror, well, that's a word I don't know how to say in English.


This could work..now to arrange to have the bath free at home without any questions asked.

The word your looking for is hallucination because that is about my chances of using that idea. But believe me..its a great idea.

by puttin in her asssss

two in the chest and one in the head. :|





















just kidding. mostly.

I don't celebrate Catholic holidays.

I don't really like Valentine's Day. It always sucks for me.

Ugh, I hate Valentine's Day, I mean I think the whole idea is just ugh.
I gave my husband presents and he gives presents to me all the time, what does Valentine's Day has to be so special.

good ole VD

You're gonna surprise her with a good ole venerial disease?

yup, it is valentines day agian. thanks for reminding me. :(

I'm kinda stressed. i've never had a girlfriend let alone a fiance on valentines day. got no idea and when she's not around I'm kinda freakin out.

Have a bath with her. and candles, and soap bubbles. I know I can't try that one out..yet.

Have a bath with her. and candles, and soap bubbles. I know I can't do try that one out..yet.


I do that every frickin day. we refer to it as "saving water" and "sexy shower". I have to be original this time dammit.

BETTY!!!!! YOU HELPED ME WITH MY FIRST DATE NOW HELP ME WITH THIS GODDAMMIT!!!! :mad:

Stop crying to your brother and go ask Uncle Pony. :D

Here's a homeowork assignment for all you guys in relationships and have no idea what she really wants for V-Day:
http://www.alibris.com/search/search.cfm?S=R&qwork=6886763&qsort=p&siteID=KLVmR9fE2yU-cd9gXtxXdvZrbsagmqLD9g

I haven't seen my bf in one month. He'll fly back here in two weeks and celebrate V day in advance. All I can think of is that I'll finally have sex sex sex, yessss! In the bathroom, in my room, on the kitchen floor... I am soo waiting for Friday, the 9th !!!

This year, Im hoping he'll give me the shocker. :|

I got tickets to Phantom of the Opera.

BETTY!!!!! YOU HELPED ME WITH MY FIRST DATE NOW HELP ME WITH THIS GODDAMMIT!!!! :mad:
Take her out somewhere man. Not movies. Some kind of an event. Then give her some courvoisier and a fish sammich and you're pretty much set.

Take her out somewhere man. Not movies. Some kind of an event. Then give her some courvoisier and a fish sammich and you're pretty much set.

sounds good except for the fish sammich you cheap bastard.


Stop crying to your brother and go ask Uncle Pony. :D

I know better than that. Uncle pony will prolly tell me the same thing but to give her a poop mustache too.

I know better than that. Uncle pony will prolly tell me the same thing but to give her a poop mustache too.


Choclates right? Tell me you mean that kind of moustache.

Choclates right? Tell me you mean that kind of moustache.

unfortunately, no. we're talking fecal matter here.

*Loses breakfast*

That is just plain clarty. First bears now skat. Dirty, dirty.

uncle pony is a sick sick man. He does have a hot wife though.

Have a bath with her. and candles, and soap bubbles. I know I can't try that one out..yet.:eek3: i don't fit in a bath tub by myself, much less with another person.


oh, and my gift idea was the best.

New shoes, of course :nice:

I'll give her a couple STD's :nice: ... maybe I'll go out shopping for some tonight!!!

This year, Im hoping he'll give me the shocker. :|

sweet zombie jesus. :hiya:




whatever you jerks do, dont break up with someone on valentines day. its so cliche it'll kill you, in fact, dont give them presents while you break up with them either. It's so ridiculously stupid, seriously, its the shit crappy movies are MADE of.

This year, Im hoping he'll give me the shocker. :|

We're so much alike, Rayney.:eek3:

sweet zombie jesus. :hiya:

whatever you jerks do, dont break up with someone on valentines day. its so cliche it'll kill you, in fact, dont give them presents while you break up with them either. It's so ridiculously stupid, seriously, its the shit crappy movies are MADE of.

I got broken up with once just a couple days after valentine's day,and the thing was, we really had a super nice 2/14 together.

I'll let her cook me dinner. What woman wouldn't like that?

you people make me sick.

Not sure about the 14th yet, but I'll be sayin' "I DO" to her three days later...


:w00t:

I'll let her cook me dinner. What woman wouldn't like that?

Baby, you have no idea what a simple dinner can do to a man !!! Thank GOD you got hitched fast :devil: !!!

urg.
I've been dating the guy 8 months and I have no idea, whatsoever.

for a girl? do something thoughtful. Or perceive-ably thoughtful. I'm not sure what that means. But yeah.

the War on St. Valentines day has intensified

a catholic church parish magazine, the deeside doings, on this months cover has said "Valentine's day" instead of "St. Valentines day"

the best gift is something personal. That tells them you know who they are and what they like. Even if it's not a lovey dovey gift.

I can't wait for V day. :D It's the bestest day of the year. :D

i don't deserve my soulmate so i'll be sure that i will be doing something totally unrelated that day....

I think it would be a good day for a trip to the gym and wear myself out to such an extent that i haven't the energy to care about anything else...


Yeah that sounds right... Valentines day will consist of a rowing and biking marathon..

I'm cooking him a fancy-shmachy dinner (salmon steaks with mixed veggies and baked potatoes), giving him a card and maybe a little something else if I find something cute. :) :) :)

I just ordered Godiva chocolates and pink roses with red tips to be delivered on the 14th and I will be making her the most awesome dinner on teh planet. Complete with Champagne.

I got her these:
http://www.jante.com/shop/images/shoes/8888.jpg

They won't stay on the floor for long ;)

that is the ugliest pair of heels I have ever seen.

Not as cute as the one's you're wearing?

Not as cute as the one's you're wearing?

nope. definitely not. :|

Yep, it's coming.

How will you surprise your soulmate this year?
She'll only have to cook me one meal and clean half the house.

I got her these:
http://www.jante.com/shop/images/shoes/8888.jpg

They won't stay on the floor for long ;)did they come with the matching pole? :eek7:

They won't stay on the floor for long ;)

Those would get me off my feet in a hurry! :eek3:

I haven’t decided. Although I know he’ll call me up in the morning. Then we may make a decision what to do. :D

did they come with the matching pole? :eek7:

We already agreed that when I get my own house, we're having a pole installed in the bedroom.

I have the best girlfriend ever :nice: :D :D :D

This is for a fast escape?

omg..countdown...six days to go
racks brain for a means to bowl her off her feet

I'm getting hubby the Dane Cook CD he doesn't have-we have a good time listening to comedians together. And a silly card with monkeys on it. It suits his personality. I married a goofball. (LOVEHIMSOMUCH)

OMG, you've all gone MAD! :eek3:

How will you surprise your soulmate this year?

The only soulmate I'll be spendin' any time with is a bottle of scotch.

The only soulmate I'll be spendin' any time with is a bottle of scotch.

At least it won't expect you to cook and clean while it goes out to get drank by other girls. :|

At least it won't expect you to cook and clean while it goes out to get drank by other girls. :|

Me and my scotch have a very beautiful, complicated platonic relationship. "He" opens me up, gets me down, brings tears to me eyes and makes me laugh like a fool...