i was a pothead in highschool

my wife won an award at her college dorm for hugging porcelain

i dated my college english professor and everything went well until she wanted to have sex

i'm not black, but grew up in a very black neighborhood

i didn't hunt deer until i met my wife who grew up in a redneck family. her father and brothers converted me 15 years ago.

i make wine in my basement

i am bored with life and obsessed with death

i hate nosey people at church

my mother is a vegetarian

johnson is my friend

I like your post, jojo.

If you scan that fast, it reads that you date black deer in your basement church. :shrug:

i was a pothead in highschool

my wife won an award at her college dorm for hugging porcelain

i dated my college english professor and everything went well until she wanted to have sex

i'm not black, but grew up in a very black neighborhood

i didn't hunt deer until i met my wife who grew up in a redneck family. her father and brothers converted me 15 years ago.

i make wine in my basement

i am bored with life and obsessed with death

i hate nosey people at church

my mother is a vegetarian

johnson is my friend
Now they are not secret anymore. :p

Don't worry, we all have secrets. But Johnson being your friend, that just... :D (kidding, kidding)

Johnson is my paleface brotha.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/jcorioso/white.jpg

If you scan that fast, it reads that you date black deer in your basement church. :shrug:

And Jojo thought noone would be able to read between the lines...

:)

I like that post too Jojo.
I think lots of people get a bit bored with life... but you can snap out of it if you want to. One of the keywords operating here would be 'fun'... Go get some: its good stuff!

You're an interesting dude.

M.

i dated my college english professor and everything went well until she wanted to have sex

johnson is my friend

I want to here more about these...

i didn't hunt deer until i met my wife who grew up in a redneck family. her father and brothers converted me 15 years ago.

my mother is a vegetarian



So, it's your wife's fault? What does your mother have to say about it?

Johnson is my paleface brotha.
So the secret unveils...

I had no idea who Johnson was... :p

I want to here more about these...

Her name was Linda and she taught English 1A. She lived out in Napa and drove a red sports car convertible, not a Mazda though. She loved italian wine and good classical music. She was literate extraordinaire. I could listen to her read all day long and just totally dig it. She had brown hair and eyes and a brain. About 5'6", 110 lbs. She was in her early 40s and I was half her age. We were good friends and I got an A in her class but not because we dated. She still lives there and teaches as far as I know. I got a Christmas card from her years ago, but haven't heard anything since.

So, it's your wife's fault? What does your mother have to say about it?

My wife was brought up on a ranch. She has three brothers and two sisters. Yeah, it is their fault LOL. Between her Dad and older brother it wasn't long before I was into it. My father in law is a commerical fisherman. He is very strong and has a few crooked teeth.

My Mom is full blooded Korean. She grew up a real Buddhist and to this day does not eat meat, but she doesn't take it out on anyone who does. She's very quiet in her old age. Mom has very straight teeth.